Coasts of the Caribbean

[Stanislaw]

Here be the thread for a ship to ship duel!
State yer orders fer yer ship in Italics,
all chatter, and threats be in regular,
bold be accepted hits/damage reports/looting/digging up treasure/releasing curses.:D,
and Underline be fer individual tales of adventure / sword dueling / pistol dueling / beeting down with anchors or the like.

here be a communal map:
http://www.indianbay.net/images/portfolio/1655chart/chartlowres.jpg

[Stanislaw]

- Anchor Ship off Tortuga
- Buying provisions and rum and what else ye do in ports :brow:
- Yar here we be!
- yar this be a new dawn for the dasterdly, a new series of adventurs, and generally a yonder glance fer a hopefull future, new pistols and cutlass' fer the crew be on me, so be buyin the best lads!

[ktd222]

Stan,

is it possible to get a larger and clearer map?

[Stanislaw]

Stan,

is it possible to get a larger and clearer map?

Yarr...here be a better one:
http://www.stcroixtriathlon.com/images/America_Caribbean.jpg

[ktd222]

Great place to port, captain! Me and and crewl be expectant a rousin speech before we depart to plunderin.

[Stanislaw]

Yar, me loyal and hearty crew, this'll be a tough season ahead o us, and as I knows it, we do have a small o pittance o gold in ar hold, and if ye like, as be the pirate tradition, we could divee it up er an now, or if ye be like me, and yearn fer the salty air, and the lash o the cool sea water, en stay on! We can be addin to that pile, growin in size, possibly comanderin another er ship to add to a fleat worthy o the deceased pirate breathren befor us! We can sail fer glory, guts, and gold, and fer honour o thison fine ship!, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.

Preparin to raise anchor and set sails, be the crew willin

[ktd222]

RA!RA!RA! May I sugest our ship be headin to Rum Cay Me hears some fine liqur be found der

[mir]

or perrrhaps sail the seas of the Atlantic, lootin' and pillagin' and robbin'! :D Why make port when we can steal all arrr booty from other ships?

[papayahed]

Grab your parrots Amazon's let ship head out to intercept the Dastardlies on the way to Tortuga.

[ktd222]

Argh!!! We've set sail to plunderin...Argh!!! You bunch of crittens nar fin us der more...Argh!!
Captain Stan! What shall we der?

[Virgil]

Grab your parrots Amazon's let ship head out to intercept the Dastardlies on the way to Tortuga.

I'm ready Cap'n. Where's the rest of our crew?

[Nightshade]

The smilie fix-yar-up makes port on Drifiting isle

so well be moving if yer be wanting us send up a hollar and song,

anys who want to join come to the ship at smilie 'Our an not a minute before or after.

[Jay]

We should keep an eye (and an eye patch, too :p) on Night and her frigate... there's just something fishy about it... ;)

[Nightshade]

Just becasue I distain violence doesnt mean theres anything fishy going on:angel: not in the slightest:angel:.

[papayahed]

I'm ready Cap'n. Where's the rest of our crew?


They're probably still at the Salon, manies and pedies in every port! That's my motto. (After the Raping and illaging of course) And whatever manly pursuit Virgie wishes.

[Madhuri]

A Salon at every port.....Captain, plz plz plz let me in.....I know the art of disguise, and if you want I can be one of the Dasterdlies and bore them to death with my lame jokes....:D

Which direction, Captain?...I am ready in my disguise....:D

[Shannanigan]

Yarr...here be a better one:
http://www.stcroixtriathlon.com/images/America_Caribbean.jpg

I see my island! I see my island!

I find it funny that this map is from stcroixtriathlon.com and St. Croix is our sister island :D

Back to your battle! :)

[RobinHood3000]

Climbs to the crow's nest, bow at the ready

Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!

[ktd222]

A Salon at every port.....Captain, plz plz plz let me in.....I know the art of disguise, and if you want I can be one of the Dasterdlies and bore them to death with my lame jokes....:D

Which direction, Captain?...I am ready in my disguise....:D

ARHH? Better encript yer ordars nex term! Captan Stan? Me what shall we do with this here traitor?

[ktd222]

Captain Stan may have walked der plank unbeknownst to we crewl.

[Madhuri]

Captain Stan has run away with all the loot that you crew members worked for, he doesnt want to share a thing. But, if you be with the Amazons, you know you'll get your fair share. :D

Come over, we have an infinite supply of ice-cream :D

Yay Amazons!!! *checking out my freshly painted and manicured nails* :cool: :D

[Nightshade]

Just got back from aquission trip onshore
Right a lovrley new well only slighly bloodstained box for kilteds saws and other toools. And a set of ingraved picks and spade-swords for me other shipmate Nim.
And for me ah yes watch what yoyu do with that trunk... its filled with books and hats, mighty fine hats. :nod:

Time to be drifting on I think
RAISE ANCHOR!!

[papayahed]

Captain Stan has run away with all the loot that you crew members worked for, he doesnt want to share a thing. But, if you be with the Amazons, you know you'll get your fair share. :D

Come over, we have an infinite supply of ice-cream :D

Yay Amazons!!! *checking out my freshly painted and manicured nails* :cool: :D


I think we'll put you in charge of our PR campaign. Madhuri, Vice President of pirate recruiting.

[Madhuri]

Thanx Captain....*bows*

Yay I am in....:banana: I like the title.....:D

My next target....errr recruit will be ...Stan...:D

[Stanislaw]

They're probably still at the Salon, manies and pedies in every port! That's my motto. (After the Raping and illaging of course) And whatever manly pursuit Virgie wishes.

Yarr...I see by the Rapin an pillagin that ye be a worthy pirate aside o the saloneries...

Hence while though:

First offs...someones catch o lead er arrow through yonder spy!, Next Offs, powder to ar guns! and third off: Robin...keeps a sharp lookout. H\elm, sets us in to coast off side...perchance well raid this town!

Lets be Hoistin our colours and preparrin for a glorius battle, put some sands on deck! And no I dinna fall o'er board, and nay did I run away from such a worthy crew o thison!

[Madhuri]

Just got back from aquission trip onshore
Right a lovrley new well only slighly bloodstained box for kilteds saws and other toools. And a set of ingraved picks and spade-swords for me other shipmate Nim.
And for me ah yes watch what yoyu do with that trunk... its filled with books and hats, mighty fine hats. :nod:

Time to be drifting on I think
RAISE ANCHOR!!

What say Captain, shall we raid the Smilie frigate, it has all the equipment that we need for our mission??


[I]First offs...someones catch o lead er arrow through yonder spy!

Oops, missed the shot...oh my it has hit Robin...and your crew thought it was me, Captain (you do know I am in disguise)....better luck...:D

[Virgil]

[
QUOTE=Madhuri;320352]What say Captain, shall we raid the Smilie frigate, it has all the equipment that we need for our mission??
I say we raid. No such thing as neutral in pirate world. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Oops, missed the shot...oh my it has hit Robin...and your crew thought it was me, Captain (you do know I am in disguise)....better luck...:D...ow. Those suction cup arrows are a pain...on the bright side, they clear my pores something nice!

[Stanislaw]

Move into yonder port water, we be interceptin to proctectin yonder doctor!

Load the powder, fetch the steel, and bring out our colours tall!

[Nightshade]

So you'll attack me?? Not good policy that...

Men, womem and smilies, prepare yourselves to fight
Prepare the cannon and catapults

[kilted exile]

Moves to side of the ship and starts chanting:
Come on an' 'ave a go if you think yer 'ard enough

[ktd222]

Is there a cease fire here. I know a lawyer, he's got a wooden leg, so he could draw up a peace agreement between the Dasterdlies, Smilies, and Amazonians.

[Stanislaw]

Peace we dinna nay need a peace o parch!

[ktd222]

Peace we dinna nay need a peace o parch!

Just like a true pirate, pirating til the end

[Jay]

He likes having his butt kicked around just a little bit, now don't you, cap'n Stan? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Moves to side of the ship and starts chanting:
Come on an' 'ave a go if you think yer 'ard enough And here I thought that was Kathy's motto. :p

[kilted exile]

And here I thought that was Kathy's motto. :p

I didnt know Kathy was a fan of Millwall

[Stanislaw]

He likes having his butt kicked around just a little bit, now don't you, cap'n Stan? :D

Yar I think ye mad a typo...it should read:


He likes kicking butt around just alot, now don't you, cap'n Stan, the most feared pirate that ever existed!

Glad I could straighten that out. :D

[Jay]

Oh, I'm a mad typo just ok ;)

What I meant to say is actually what I said (happens even to the best of us :p)

[Stanislaw]

Are ye sure its not a mad typo?

*pulls out hypno wach o doom* ArE Ye SuRe It Be NoT a MaD TyPo?!?!?

:D

[Jay]

Positive ;)

[Stanislaw]

Dang hypn-watch-o-doom failed!

yar...how about ye old jedi mind tricks for dummies book?:D

[RobinHood3000]

I love The Action Hero's Handbook. Detailed instructions on the Jedi Mind Trick, Vulcan Nerve Pinch, and so much more!!

Particular favorite: "How to Brew a Love Potion."

[Jay]

Been taking Snape's lessons? ;)

[Stanislaw]

:D I love those books, I have about half a shelf dedicated to them...on second thought...people who come over to me place must think I'm a bit odd...:D

[Jay]

You mean you're not? :brow:

[Stanislaw]

You mean you're not? :brow:

I am the Model of a Modern Major General! I cant be odd!...oh wait...:D

[Jay]

So have you decided yet? ;)