Weirdly written

[Matsiah]

This is me being really weird and queered because there's no one I've ever feared. Therefore, within One's face I just smeared, This nasty glass of warm beer. HERE:


I'm the best blond bonder,
Of whom you fonder,
Better me couldn't solder,
Hottest son of one daughter,
Who be the one shot her,
To dad I cast glad,
It's sad that of existence some are mad,
Mis-spelled and I'm gleeful,
Smeagle merged with seagull forms mutated eagle,
Cringle and wrinkle your once sought wink hole,
Appearance when One blinks mole,
Go wipe One's nasty stink hole,
Fickle fad is sad,
Leather is never bad,
Least by me,
True outsider wanna be,
Girl, tell me what you wanna see,
Cast at you biggest pot o' glee,
I sometimes pop shots called snot rockets,
Seeing the punching bad, I socket,
With my side by sided rockets,
Sit in chair so I can rock it,
Of me, no one can top it,
Nor attempt to stop it,
Shop lift from the shelve and One just stocked it,

Now I'm going to spin away,
Within wind and hay,
Tornado of sin during day,
In the storm I play,

[Dr Eep]

You do have a uniqueness about you and some clever ideas - I liked this;
"Smeagle merged with seagull forms mutated eagle,"

Interesting clever image assuming it's the Smeagle from TLOTR you are referring to!

Comes across very much like a form of rap - your style of writing.

[Matsiah]

Thanks. It is almost rapped, isn't it? I was kind of bored and rapped a weird rhyme. Anyway, thanks for your opinion.