"That sucks!" when the vacuum is broken

[Whifflingpin]

'Twas a Pendragon brainteaser in the Games forum - but, there must be a thread there - other things to say in the face of calamity.

[papayahed]

Aw Shucks!!! When face with a pile of corn on the cob.

[RobinHood3000]

Awww, nuts!! :mad: when a strong gust of wind hits an oak over your head in autumn...

[blackbird_9]

"Oh, Darn-it!" When moths have eaten through your wool socks.

[cuppajoe_9]

"Son of a #@%!", when your dog has had puppies at an inconvenient moment.

[dramasnot6]

Woe is me! when you have to play the mourning widow for a school production

[Shalot]

Like, it totally blows when the hair dryer stops working

[dramasnot6]

Oh rats! When the exterminator doesnt show

[Stanislaw]

Holy Cr@p! when the cat poops on the carpet.

[Basil]

"Alack!" cried the girl, suffering her first pangs of penis envy.

[dramasnot6]

"Blast it!" he exclaimed when the bomb went off prematurely

[Nightshade]

Ohhh Fudge! When you open the cupboard and a jar of fudge peanut butter falls out and smashes on the floor

[Pendragon]

"Somethings fishy here!" when you can't catch any! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/fk/fish.gif

[Rosalind_May]

"Oh deer," upon a collision with Bambi whilst driving.

[dramasnot6]

"Oh my!" when your psychologist has concluded you are emotionally territorial

[Pendragon]

"Told you I was sick!" When the Doctor tells you you are a hypochondriac. :sick:

[Pendragon]

"What a rip-off!" when the psychiatrist tells you that you are a kleptomaniac. :D

[Pendragon]

"Four-flusher!" when cheating at poker! :D

[AutumnGal]

"What a waste!" when your brother with a PhD becomes a garbageman.

[AutumnGal]

"No way!" when the ceiling has collapsed in the hallway.

[OZEED]

Oh bother said pooh! when you have a rubbly in your tumbly

[Pendragon]

"CRAP!" when the loo backs up! :blush:

[B-Mental]

"Good Gravy!", said the waiter after spilling a serving tray of steak dinners.

[dramasnot6]

Told you so! When your prediction of psychics taking over the world comes true

[papayahed]

Holy Toledo! When you miss the last exit on I75 in Michigan

[Virgil]

What the hell, when you die and the first person you meet is Satan.

[dramasnot6]

This rocks! When your true love throws pebbles at your window

[Pendragon]

Younger members may not know what I'm talking about... or people who haven't seen old USA TV sitcoms, this expression is J.J. from Good Times

"Dyn-o-mite!" When the experiment you're working on blows up in your face...;)

[Shalot]

Dadburnit! When dad burns supper.....:blush:

[Virgil]

Oh sweat, when you're running a marathon.

[AutumnGal]

"Damn!" When the beaver pond causes flooding on the road. (Or should that be "Dam!" ;))

[Virgil]

Great Ceasar's Ghost, when seeing a white sheet fly by while reading Shakespeare' Julius Ceasar.

[Nick Rubashov]

Good Googleymoogley! When I search the internet

[dramasnot6]

Holy Moley! When a mole is chosen over you in a church function

[Virgil]

Oh pooh, when you crap in your pants. :lol:

[papayahed]

Jeepers! As the annual parade of lowrider jeeps go down main street.

[Nick Rubashov]

Alas! I've finally made it to Babylon!

[Virgil]

Hey there, when you have to feed the horses.

[dramasnot6]

No Joke! When your comedy routine turns out to be copyrighted!

[Virgil]

Oh snot, when you have a running nose.

[Shalot]

Snap! When your pencil breaks in two.

[B-Mental]

"Jumpin' Jimminy!" When you are startled by a cricket.

[dramasnot6]

Fat chance! When you lost the oppurtunity to win a a lifetime supply of ice cream

[ktd222]

How rude! when the dog went pee on my bed

[ktd222]

Fat chance! When you lost the oppurtunity to win a a lifetime supply of ice cream

Oh that would kill me

[RobinHood3000]

SUFFERIN' STARFISH!!! when an oil tanker runs aground

[Shalot]

SHOOT When your gun misfires

[Shalot]

This kicks @ss! When you're getting your @ss kicked....(well not really)

[dramasnot6]

Shiver me timbers! When a lumberjack gets frostbite

[ktd222]

Son of a gun! when I ran out of bullets

[Virgil]

Well aint that a spit in the eye, when bird droppings fall on you.

[Pendragon]

"You rotter!" when the apple you bite into turns out to be rotten. ;)

"Avast, there!" Shouted at the supply seargent as your SWAT team gets prepared to go to a mission, and you need your bullet-proofing. ;)

[papayahed]

Great Balls of Fire! When Robin is shooting his flaming arrows at you.

[the Last 13]

"OH MY GOD".....when I realize yours is busy with you

[ktd222]

What the...! when I saw the tiger on a tricycle