Not Necessarily The News!

[Pendragon]

This thread is all about the misprints that get into newspapers, magazines, church bulletins, and even slipups made by newscasters on the radio or television. So just let the mistakes roll! No offensive language or breaking of prestated Forum Rules please!

From a church bulletin of a large Southern Baptist Church:

Sunday School students are scheduled to hear John the Baptist lecture

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

A few favorites:

"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
"Prime Minister Aghast at First Lady's Sex Position"
"Old Man Winter Sticks Icy Finger Into Virginia"
"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Says"

[kathycf]

Sofa King!
"Our prices are Sofa King low!"
(Say that 4 times fast...just don't let anyone hear you.) ;)

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[Pensive]

"Prime Minister Aghast at First Lady's Sex Position"
:lol: :lol:

These are funny. I can't think of one at the moment. *reckons her mind*

[Jouzou]

Finnish tabloid on the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: "...the fireworks alone cost €150 000 million..."

[Pendragon]

Sofa King!
"Our prices are Sofa King low!"
(Say that 4 times fast...just don't let anyone hear you.) ;)

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"Yesterday we mistakenly reported that a talk was given by a battle-scared hero. We apologize for the error. We obviously meant that the talk was given by a bottle-scarred hero."

"In a recent edition we referred to the chairman of Chrysler Corporation as Lee Iacoocoo. His real name is Lee Iacacca. The "Gazette" regrets the error."

"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. "

"The assembly passed and sent to the senate a bill requiring dog owners in New York City to clean up after their dogs, in penalty of $100 fine. The bill also applies to Buffalo."

"The bride-elect was showered with pieces of her chosen china. "

"Hear Paul Lucas. The complete dope on the weather."

"The women included their husbands and their children in their potluck suppers.":D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Madhuri]

Well, this is something not so hilarious, but this mistake will definitely show how much I am addicted to this forum....

'Click on Finish to exit the forum'

I was supposed to write 'Click on Finish to exit the form' (I am preparing a project report) Silly me....:rolleyes:

[Pendragon]

I saw a sign on Highway 11 in Bristol, VA Monday that read BARE BROTHERS SHOPPING CENTER Hummmm. Wonder what two naked guys sell? Everything for the consummate streaker? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Il Penseroso]

This isn't so much news, but there's a candy that comes in the shape of a baby bottle, and on the bottle it says, "REAL BABY NIPPLES."

[Pendragon]

From a German Newspaper:

Big bird rips off trousers

I didn't realize BB wore any! :lol: