Your new career is calling you....

[kathycf]

Ever feel that maybe you missed your calling and you should be directing motion pictures? Well, here is your chance!
(note: the site asks for your email address as well as one to send the link too. I just used my main one and an auxiliary one)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index_uk.php

And of course, here is one of my stellar efforts. (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1591975)

[Boris239]

Looks really cool. I wish I could do something like that for American movies.

[jon1jt]

Count me in! Hell with 9-5 life, I want to make movies!

[TEND]

Haha, Kathy that was great!

[AimusSage]

:lol: That was so funny :lol:

If that doesn't win the Oscar for best original screenplay, best picture, best director, best actress and best actor I don't know what will :D

Here's mine: The Salesman (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1592637)

[Madhuri]

Hey Kathy, Aimus, why dont you guys come down to India, these sure look good. These characters used to feature in the movies of the 70's. The characters in Kathy's movie are guy: MacMohan (used to play negative roles) and the girl is a small time actor. And Aimus has chosen the best actor in the industry, Amitabh Bachchan, he still features in blockbusters (the one showing the gun).

he he he, nice movies :lol:

[Logos]

:lol:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/TheJoker845/LOL.gif

[Pensive]

:lol:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/TheJoker845/LOL.gif

Nice smilie! :D

[muhsin]

:lol:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/TheJoker845/LOL.gif

Oh! Logos. I have been trying to do post with such picture for long but I failed to; how can I please?

[Logos]

Mushin, see the link in Kathy's sigline for more detailed description...

but basically when you want to add a pic to your post, click the little yellow box with a mountain icon that is above the white text field.. a pop up window will ask you for the website address (url) of where the pic is. That particular LOL pic was located on the url {"http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/TheJoker845/LOL.gif"} so that is what I entered.

edited to add: oh, I also had done a Google Image Search http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q= for "LOL.gif". "GIF" usually gets you moving images :)

[Logos]

Nice smilie! :D

Nice and cheesy huh? just like these movies :lol:

[Pensive]

Nice and cheesy huh? just like these movies :lol:
:lol:

BTW, Aimus, you seem really addicted to Turnips. I am sure you must dream about them too.;)

[Shannanigan]

What a GREAT boredom killer, lol.

I feel a little uncreative, but...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1593784

[AimusSage]

I must admit I am a bit addicted to the little root vegetable, but with good reason!

Closet of Doom (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1593867)

I am just afraid continually casting turnips might be limiting me creatively. :)

It seems I'm addicted

Waste the last dance (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1593913)

[kathycf]

Those are fabulous you guys!

Wanna play some poker? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594185)

[Shannanigan]

heehee, cute Kathy! :)

my increased boredom does not allot an increase in creativity:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594229

[Taliesin]

We like this thing very much.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594210

[Shannanigan]

We like this thing very much.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594210

lol! not fair...I watched that one with no subtitles and couldn't think of anything! :p

[AimusSage]

I am proud to present to you, the worst movie in history, A Martian Knives INC! production...

After Midnight (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594342)

Okay, so the presentation needs a little work, so does the movie, so it's fitting.

[RobinHood3000]

My portfolio...

Hawaiian Greetings (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594375)
Product Placement (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594411)
Now You See Him... (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594420)

[Pensive]

This is hilarious and how you guys have turned the voice in Urdu to subtitles in English. Funny stuff! I love it!

[Madhuri]

Hey look at the one I made.

Dress Designer:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594439

[Shannanigan]

Nice ones!

[RobinHood3000]

Heeheehee, I like yours, Madhuri -- I'm sure kathy will appreciate it, as well...

[Madhuri]

Ya, these are fun. :lol:

[Shannanigan]

I have a feeling that this thread is going to last awhile, lol:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594499

[kathycf]

:lol: :D

Madhuri's new hat (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1594643)

[AimusSage]

Aw, that last one is just so sad, the poor guy. :bawling:

:lol: Robin, I loved the product placement :D

[kathycf]

So many movies, so little time...:p

[Madhuri]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice design, Kathy, very unique :lol:

[thevintagepiper]

Those are so funny! I love the first one, Kathy.

[kathycf]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice design, Kathy, very unique :lol:

Well you know, I may not have talent, but I am at least original. :p :p

Well, I am off to peruse the Saturday clips...these folks have new clips everyday.;)

*edit* Vintage, you mean the turniper one? Heh, that is a classic one... ;) :D

[kathycf]

Ok, here is a wistful tale, full of sad truth... ;)

dressing up dolls... (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1596340)

[RobinHood3000]

Yaaaay!! I'm a movie star!!

Who could ask for a prettier co-star than Kathy?

[kathycf]

aww shucks.... *blush blush* :)

[RobinHood3000]

Question: is that my flat or your flat? And if it's my flat, how is it you're allowed to enter without my letting you in? :confused:

[kathycf]

Well, I think it was Pensive's flat...she was sitting on the couch and I just materialized through a wall. I guess it is some sort of surrealist film. :p

[RobinHood3000]

In that case, I have two questions:

1. Where did I get that shirt?
2. What's their return policy?

[kathycf]

I am not sure, didn't you travel back in time to the 1970's to buy the shirt? I think you can forget about returning it now.

My question is...did you just materialize through a wall too, or did Pensive let you in the front door?

[RobinHood3000]

I'm wondering if maybe the three of us are roommates, a la Three's Company.

[kathycf]

Well if that is the case, I hope you are like Jack and do all the cooking. :p

[Pensive]

Well if that is the case, I hope you are like Jack and do all the cooking. :p
And you must be like Jill, who does all the cleaning. :p And I will be like old Chinchoo doing nothing but to sit and rest! :D

[RobinHood3000]

I'm more of a traditionalist -- I do all the hunting, and leave the cooking to those who can do so without setting something formerly-edible aflame (meaning, not me).

[RobinHood3000]

More of the Robin-Kathy troupe...

Support Group (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1600488)

[Nightshade]

Id missed this thread somehow ! anyway love allof them
my addition


When the not so little green man invades. (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1600852)
a bit mouthy a title I know.

[AimusSage]

Oh no! It's a horror movie, I can't wait for the sequel where I reclaim my throne! :D

[kathycf]

More of the Robin-Kathy troupe...

Support Group (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1600488)


All I can say is...where did you find that shirt!!!!!! :p

And it is nice to see Aimus taken down a peg or two. ;)
*pokes Aimus* :D

[kathycf]

Sorry, Aimus. More horror for you...:p

Turnip turf war (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601361)

[Nightshade]

this thing is addictive :D:D

Martian Inc advert (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601370)

[Nightshade]

Sorry, Aimus. More horror for you...:p

Turnip turf war (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601361)

Awsome kathy!!
:D poor aimus this has just not been your day has it?

[kathycf]

:lol: I was going to choose that clip originally myself. Nice one, Nightshade!

Indeed, a tough day for poor Aimus...:p

[Madhuri]

Have a look at a new one:

Actor: Robin (Jacket n shirt) and Aimus (topless ;) )

Director: Unknown

Dialogue writer: Madhuri

Movie Name: Need for Cover

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601414

[Nightshade]

:lol: I was going to use that one and the shirtless one was going to be aimus too! :lol:

[Madhuri]

:lol: I was going to use that one and the shirtless one was going to be aimus too! :lol:

:lol: Aren't these really funny?? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Sorry, Aimus. More horror for you...:p

Turnip turf war (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601361)
What is it with all this propaganda? :lol: First dethroned, now my turnips taken away? Time to strike back!


Movie Name: Need for Cover

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601414
Now this is a movie I can appreciate, I do need cover, those propaganda films from Night and Kathy are clearly bend at undermining my position. :D

To counteract those movies, I've tried to make one myself, but before I could do that, I had to make: A one way trip to the supermarket (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601635)

And now, for the ultimate revenge movie, It's Payback Time! (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601658)

[Nightshade]

2 things
How can I make cheese cake without cheese?!
and b) why do I have o be the dog mind you Kathy got kicked and I didnt so forget I said anything :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Still more of Robin and Kathy...

Shirts (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602275)

I'm terribly sorry, Aimus...I couldn't resist. :lol:

Who's Hungry? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602303)

[kathycf]

... those propaganda films from Night and Kathy are clearly bend at undermining my position. :D

And now, for the ultimate revenge movie, It's Payback Time! (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1601658)

Hey! Since when are two lovely ladies portrayed as:

A.) A real doofy looking guy who gets kicked
B.) A rather nice, but still a canine, German Shepard????! :p :p


Oh, and Robin? I really liked the pink shirt better....;)

[RobinHood3000]

Even more Kathy and Robin -- it looks like I'm developing my own addiction...

Shirts II (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602387)

[kathycf]

Even more Kathy and Robin -- it looks like I'm developing my own addiction...

I love it! :p

Ok, then.
Kathy takes charge (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602395)

[RobinHood3000]

The sequel. :D

Kathy Takes Charge, Part Deux (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602416)

[kathycf]

The sequel. :D

Kathy Takes Charge, Part Deux (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602416)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

It's to you, Kathy -- what'll you have me wearing next? :brow:

[kathycf]

;) Well, then feast your eyes on this gem.

Death wears a bowtie... (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602484)

Poor Aimus is really taking a beating today...glad you are a good sport, Aim.

[RobinHood3000]

Good thing my Bill Nye form is no stranger to bow ties. :lol: Wonderful, Kathy! I was dying for someone to make the "shoes" reference with that clip!

Heehee...I said "dollface"...heehee...

[RobinHood3000]

And the next part...

Slap Wears A Garland... (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602534)

[kathycf]

And the next part...

Slap Wears A Garland... (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602534)


Ow! Was that the slap heard round the world? :p

[Nightshade]

Good thing my Bill Nye form is no stranger to bow ties. :lol: Wonderful, Kathy! I was dying for someone to make the "shoes" reference with that clip!


:lol:
heheh I did but I made it seem like it was choose with an accent
Martian knives Inc for anything you want to ( and then choose)

[Nightshade]

The sequel to the green man

The king plots (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602974)

Aimus your luck may have changed

[AimusSage]

:lol: I'm afraid I might just ruin your perfect plan by doing something stupid Night, like take a wrong turn on my way to the castle. :D

But before that happens, here is the sequel to the movie that never won any awards of any kind, it's The Salesman Part II (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1602982)

[AimusSage]

A word from our sponsor: Martian Knives INC! (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603005)

With the preparations to storm the palace well underway, I found something to keep me busy
The swimming pool (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603009)

[Nightshade]

you have forgotten (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603006)

recruiting (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603010)
watch out I may double cross you yet!:brow:

[AimusSage]

After the phonecall, the king has since been distracted again.

Tigers and tribulations (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603020)

[AimusSage]

I don't give up so easily though.

Recruiting Part II (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603032)

[Nightshade]

Good work now who can we get to paint the turnips? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603039)

[AimusSage]

The painted turnips where not much of a succes in convincing Robin, as can be seen in this documentary.

Codename: The delivery (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603071)

A new plan was deviced to convince Robin, one that would prove to be more succesful.

Codename: The Scarf (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603077)

[Nightshade]

hummm I hope that convices him Hes crucial to the plot!

[Pensive]

It's a pity that my connection is working too slow for the likes of seeing all these videos!!!! *sighs*

[kathycf]

Aww, that is too bad, Pensive. Maybe it will work better later. Is it dsl, dialup or cable?

Night and Aimus have been very busy today! ;)

Hmm, is there trouble in Paradise?

The big race (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603698)

[Nightshade]

oh no!!

:eek:
http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e010.gif

[AimusSage]

uhoh! :goof: :lol:

[Pensive]

Aww, that is too bad, Pensive. Maybe it will work better later. Is it dsl, dialup or cable?
Oh yes, it is really bad. It sucks! I have a dial-up connection actually. Now, the speed is better but I will have to go to learn those silly tests for school and you know, these videos take a lot of time in loading. So again, I am unable to see all of these. :(

[Madhuri]

Here is another one

Hidden Agenda (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603793)

Hey guys how do I embedd the link into the title??

[kathycf]

Pensive, you could try clearing the cache in your browser after viewing alot of videos. It might help a little bit. Which browser do you use?

This is what you would do for Internet Explorer 6 or earlier versions:

Clearing Cache on Microsoft® Internet Explorer 6.0

1. Click Start, select Settings and Control Panel.
2. Double-click Internet Options to open Internet Properties.
3. Click Delete Files.
NOTE: Do not select Delete Cookies. Delete Cookies removes all the cookies stored on the computer.
4. Click OK on the Delete Files dialog box.
5. Click OK.


Forgive me if you already know this, I just wanted to suggest it just in case.

[kathycf]

Hey guys how do I embedd the link into the title??

When you click on the button to insert the link, it will pop up a box for you to paste in your link. When you click ok, the link is put in your post with a highlighted area...type in what you wish to say and then click submit. :)

Sheesh, I hope I am not being too pushy. I am really not a "know it all". Really. ;)

Tiger troubles again? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603813)

[Madhuri]

When you click on the button to insert the link, it will pop up a box for you to paste in your link. When you click ok, the link is put in your post with a highlighted area...type in what you wish to say and then click submit. :)

Sheesh, I hope I am not being too pushy. I am really not a "know it all". Really. ;)

Tiger troubles again? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1603813)

Thanks Kathy, I was able to do it, and have also edited my previous post. :)

[RobinHood3000]

With regards to the scarf -- I'll ask Kathy's opinion first before accepting the bribe!

[RobinHood3000]

While we're waiting for her verdict...

Vengeance (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1605236)

[Pensive]

Pensive, you could try clearing the cache in your browser after viewing alot of videos. It might help a little bit. Which browser do you use?

This is what you would do for Internet Explorer 6 or earlier versions:

Clearing Cache on Microsoft® Internet Explorer 6.0

1. Click Start, select Settings and Control Panel.
2. Double-click Internet Options to open Internet Properties.
3. Click Delete Files.
NOTE: Do not select Delete Cookies. Delete Cookies removes all the cookies stored on the computer.
4. Click OK on the Delete Files dialog box.
5. Click OK.


Forgive me if you already know this, I just wanted to suggest it just in case.
Thanks for posting it Kathy, as it can help others who don't know this way out. :) I, myself, had not known about it till last month and I had to go through some problems because of it but then thankfully, I figured it out. (Like not being able to read eliminations at first)

[kathycf]

*edit* Oh, good Pensive. :)


Stop the presses!
The Verdict is in. (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1606129)

[Madhuri]

Here is a
Change of Role (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1608089)

[AimusSage]

hey! I like my beard :lol:

[Madhuri]

Ohho....but it has been shaved and half of the mustache too. :D

[AimusSage]

Oh no! I just hope it will grow back :eek2:

[Madhuri]

:lol: I would like to see how it looks, with half mustache fully grown and other half still growing :lol:

[kathycf]

:lol: I would like to see how it looks, with half mustache fully grown and other half still growing :lol:

On Aimus, I am sure it looks ... stunning. :lol:

The news gets out (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1611299)

[RobinHood3000]

I got passed over! :bawling:

[Nightshade]

I got passed over! :bawling:

oh no dont be sad!!
http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/k020.gif

[kathycf]

They call me Space Cowboy (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613245)


Steve Miller Band (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsm/millers.html)

[RobinHood3000]

I wonder who that funny-dressed fellow is...

Hard Candy (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613451)

I'm extremely sorry, Kathy...I could not resist. :blush:

Brain Damage (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613453)

And last...

Assisted Suicide (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613460)

[Pensive]

I wonder who that funny-dressed fellow is...

Hard Candy (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613451)
This is funny. Liked the movie, 'Hard Candy' eh?

[kathycf]

I wonder who that funny-dressed fellow is...

Hard Candy (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613451)

I'm extremely sorry, Kathy...I could not resist. :blush:

Brain Damage (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613453)

And last...

Assisted Suicide (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1613460)


That is so funny! "You" have a mad hairy chest in the second one!! :lol: :lol:
So am I the ninja assassin of the fashion world? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Hahaha, perhaps it's a side effect from hanging around that German Shepherd all the time.

[Nightshade]

Oh I see every week its the same selection?:D

[kathycf]

Well, I think there must be a finite number of bad 70's movies in their database...:p

[Nightshade]

in honor of other threads and just because I miss this game

DvsS (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1735692)

[kathycf]

heh, good one Night. You inspired me to make one...


Something for the guys??? (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1735743)

[Nightshade]

:lol: goodone !
I thought of that clip for the ahhh legue of gentalmen ((g)) but didnt know what to say!

[RobinHood3000]

MAN, I missed this thread!!

I'm back. (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=71276eb3eb9b333f7e7967b5f0b31663)

[barbara0207]

MAN, I missed this thread!!

I'm back. (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=71276eb3eb9b333f7e7967b5f0b31663)

Great movie - all LitNetters clapping in a frenzy ...
Good thing there were subtitles - I wouldn't have understood a word. :lol: :lol:

[Nightshade]

oh I love this thread I really do and hey wasnt that a new clip have they finally put new ones on?

[Nightshade]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0fb5ee958fffa6210e022357eee15937

...:D
most of these new clips are all men :mad: Il have to think double hard

[RobinHood3000]

There's also BombayTV TWO, where you can edit the film, as well! :D Too lazy to try it yet, though.

Heehee, aww, poor Night - computer on the fritz?

[RobinHood3000]

New clip!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=602f40368117c0916538bc80df10c3e5

[Nightshade]

There's also BombayTV TWO, where you can edit the film, as well! :D Too lazy to try it yet, though.

Heehee, aww, poor Night - computer on the fritz?

Really sounds intresting, and yes you could say that...
:flare: :crash: