What would you say?

[Madhuri]

You have to create a scenario and ask the next poster this question "What would you say?"

Here is my question

What would you say to a person who is constantly honking eventhough they know that there is a traffic jam and you can't give them side??

The next poster would reply, and ask another What would you say? question.

[kathycf]

I would politely suggest that they are of inferior intellect and also that they are um...some sort of an orifice. (I am trying to be genteel here...I would get very frustrated in this situation and probably call the person a stupid ###hole.)

What do you say when you order just french fries at a fastfood place and they ask if you want "fries with that".

[RobinHood3000]

"I did...but now I'm not so sure.."

What do you say when someone sneezes?

[AimusSage]

Gezondheid. Yeah, that's Dutch for gesundheit.

What would you say if an almost completely random person would walk up to you on the street and ask you if you want to buy a bike for 10 euro's?

[Virgil]

Where did you steal it from?


What would you say to someone who was a good employee but constantly dressed like he was in a ghetto even though we work in an office?

[Shakira]

"Buddy who buys clothes for you?"

What would you say to the waiter who after taking your order for a beer asks whether you want it chilled ?

[RobinHood3000]

"No, thanks -- just cold."


What would you say to the pizza guy who brought you the wrong order?

[Pendragon]

"You speaka da English, eh? Whatsa matter my is order wrong, eh? Guess dis one's free, capisce?" :lol:



If you suddenly came into a large amount of money, how would you say "farewell" to your current boss? :brow:

[Pensive]

I will just say "Bye sir!"

If you find your sister has torn the page on which you wrote your favourite poem, what will you do?

[Goodfella]

LOL :lol:
What would you say after reading this post?
haha...ha.

[Pensive]

It's not good to laugh at people!!!!!!!

What would you say if you see Hermione kissing Scabbers, the mouse?

[RobinHood3000]

"Dammit, Hermione, get away from him!! I need a clear shot!!" <chk-CHK>

What would you say if you saw Harry Potter putting makeup over his scar?

[ClaesGefvenberg]

What would you say if you saw Harry Potter putting makeup over his scar?Going to have a haircut today?

What would you say if you saw Draco Malfoy do something nice?

/Claes

[RobinHood3000]

"Dammit, Malfoy, you're screwing up the characterization!!"

What would you say if you saw Drew Carey in a Subway talking to that Jared fella?

[kathycf]

Hi Drew.


What do you say to an aquaintance that you are not very fond of, when you see them on the street and notice that they have a large clump of something stuck in their front teeth?

[Jay]

You look stunning today! :evil: :p

What would you say if the hairdresser dyed your hair green instead of black?

[Pendragon]

Do I look like the Incredible Hulk to you? :p


What would you say if you stood in line for 10 minutes to check out at a store, only to have the clerk go on break just as you reach the checkout, with no replacement nor warning?

[kathycf]

Oh, I guess this is free...Thanks!

You are out for dinner and are very hungry. You anticipate having (your favorite food) and place an order for it. After waiting 20 minutes, the waitperson comes to your table and says they are out of that item.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Please order it from the restaurant across the street for me.

What would you say if your municipality closed the public library?

[AimusSage]

Oh well, it's not like they ever had books anyway.

What would you say if a gigantic floating Buffalo Bill shaped ballon landed in your garden?

[Jay]

Park that thing in the neighbour's garden, wouldcha?

Would would you say if all of the turnips in the universe have gone extinct?

[AimusSage]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! just like luke skywalker :) Then I'd embark on a quest to find the missing turnip from legend, and clone turnips back into existence.

What would you say if an explosion in subspace caused time to temporarily be distrubted causing several moments in your life to be happening simultaneously?

[Jay]

COOL!! (though it'll heavily depend on what moments would be happening)

What would you say if you were told that you actually don't exist and that you're just a fragment of someone else's imagination?

[AimusSage]

Nothing much, because whoever imagined me must have such an incredibly big imagination that I can't wait for chitchat, to much to explore :D

What would you dreamed you where dancing in a ballroom filled with people without any clothes on and when you wake up out of the dream find out that you weren't just dreaming it?

[Jay]

Uhoh.

What would you say if you were told that you had a twin sibling who's been living on the other end of the world till now?

[AimusSage]

I'd say he's bloody fortunate to have my genes. I just hope he doesn't have the same ideas as me.

What would you say if you where forced to listen to gangsta rap for two hours straight, no break or anything?

[Jay]

I hope they have popcorn.

What would you say if you had to describe yourself in 10 words?

[AimusSage]

I am too magnificent to be described in ten words. :D

What would you say if you have to work day and night without pay because you are in prison and they found out you're really good at making numberplates?

[Jay]

We ran out of plates, so sorry, goodnight.

What would you say if you were caught red-handed stealing a car?

[AimusSage]

It's Mine!

What would you say if you were seen eating all the curtains in a curtain store.

[Jay]

These are delicious! What's that frosting?

What would you say if one day you'd woke up home alone? :p

[AimusSage]

Again? I'm home alone a lot you know, what's up with people leaving early?

What would you say if you woke up and you're not in your own bed but can't remember anything, and don't know why all the aliens are looking at you?

[Jay]

It wasn't me.

What would you say if you spent the better part of an hour arguing with somebody and all of a sudden you realized that you can no longer remember what it is you're arguing about?

[AimusSage]

It's all your fault I can't remember what we were arguing about!

What would you say if I told you I'm off to bed?

[Jay]

Good riddance :D

goodnighty, no worries, the big bad bed bugs are on vacation tonight.

What would you say if I told you that there will be no tomorrow?

[AimusSage]

I'll just wait another day, no big deal

Hah! Bed bugs, you are just projecting your own fear of bedbugs on to me! It's not working anymore girly.

What would you say if I told you I'll be back?

[Jay]

Are you sure? ;) :D

What would you say if you heard/seen me say/type that? ^ :p

[RobinHood3000]

...huh?

What would you say as you fell ten stories without a parachute or safety line to your death?

[kathycf]

Water my turnipssssss!!!! *splat*

What do you say when asked to wash every single window in your home, both inside and out.

[Pendragon]

Yes, dear. (I'm married, you know! :D )

What would you do if the traffic cop pulls you over for a traffic-ticket, while other cars are passing you at the time!

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Yes, dear. (I'm married, you know! :D ) LMAO :lol: Et tu, Pen?

Surely I wasn't going that slow, Officer?

What would you say if you opened your door and found an elephant outside?

/Claes

[RobinHood3000]

...I must cut down on those gin and tonics...~SLAM~

What would you say if you opened your door and found an attractive woman at your doorstep?

[kathycf]

Hey, that must be Kathy! ;) ;) :lol:

What do you say to someone who asks you what time it is and they are the ones wearing a watch, not you?

[RobinHood3000]

"Hand over the ticker, and I'll tell you."

What do you say when someone asks you the time when you're holding a beverage, and in the process of looking at your wrist, pour it into your lap?

[Nightshade]

Time to go home and get changed I think :nod:

What do you say when you get home to find people stealing your washing machine?

[melancolia]

PUT MY PRECIOUSSSSS DOWN !!!

What do you say to your angry friends when your favourite teacher/mentor praises your work and sets it as THE best example of "what is expected" from other students(which are the angry friends) ?

[Pendragon]

*Mimicking Urkel's voice* "Did I do that?" http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/big-grin.gif

What do you say when the best story that you ever wrote is trashed by your editor, and you know, (due to certain little precautions taken), that the story was never even read?

[kathycf]

"What passage (s) specifically gave you the most problems and what are your suggestions that I can employ to improve my work?"

What do you say to someone who is crowding you (on purpose) on a bus or train?
(this has happened to me alot actually...)

[ClaesGefvenberg]

- Not even my wife is allowed to get that intimate with me! (Try that line when people climb all over your backside when you are waiting in line. I last used it when two overenthusiastic ladies were crowding me when I was waiting for the elevator in the Eiffel Tower. They literally jumped backwards, and I could spend the rest of the wait in peace and quite.)

What do you say when someone you have regarded as your friend has behaved like an absolute pig to you, only to come back the very next day begging for forgiveness, and excusing the behaviour with: -I was so drunk, I did not know what I was doing...

/Claes

[RobinHood3000]

"That's fine. Lemme buy you a drink." If he says "Sure," reply with "YOU FAIL!!!"


What would you say to a woman who's just pulled a "Seven-Year Itch" maneuver, failing to catch her dress in time?

[thingamajig]

You dont happen to have some tomato SAUce do you???

What would you say if you were caught out taking pic's of your favorite hollywood actress skinnydipping!!!

[aeroport]

"I am an art student. I assure you the photos were tasteful."
(I mean no offense, art students!)

What would you say were your memory to fail you suddenly in the middle of a piano recital, you had no printed music in front of you to fall back on, the anxiety was so great that you could not even remember the beginning well enough to start over, and your audience is waiting silently for you to offer an explanation. (This has happened to me.)

[RobinHood3000]

"...is there a doctor in the house??" ~thud~

Off-topic, my teacher usually has me divide my piece into logical sections and learn each one individually, sort of like making checkpoints within the piece. Ideally, one should be able to randomly select a section number (I use a calculator's random number generator) and play that section by itself with either left hand, right hand, or both hands. And I know this is probably really patronizing, so for that I apologize.


What would you say if someone just offered you a large piece of unwanted advice? :goof:

[Pendragon]

"Sounds interesting. I had no idea that you were such an expert at these things. In fact, why don't you take over before I mess something up." :brow:

[Actually, I pulled that one on my dad-in-law when I was first married and he ragged me about everything I did.]

What do you say to the person who talks loudly on a cell-phone in a resturant where you are trying to have a quiet romantic evening out?

[Madhuri]

If I am out for a romantic evening, I would hardly be aware of what's going on around me. :) But I would politely ask the person to speak slowly. (not a great reply, I know) :D

What would you say to a person who approaches you suddenly from nowhere and says "Would you like to be friends with a stranger?"

[aeroport]

"No, thank you; I am rather in the habit of confining myself only to befriending those with whom I am already on good terms."

What would you say if, not understanding the sarcasm in such a response, and failing to properly interpret the benevolence of the wry smile that accompanies it, the aforementioned stranger turns red and begins to weep?

[Pendragon]

"Please sit. Let me hear your story. Try to calm down. If you really need help, you will find it. And by the way, if this is a con dry up now, I've seen it before."

What would you say to unwanted people who knock on your door wishing to sell you something you do not need, or espousing a religion of which you are uninterested?

[RobinHood3000]

"Quick, get down!! They're always watching...aaaalways watching..."

What would you say to someone whose hair was on fire?

[Taliesin]

If the person was a lady, then:
"My, what is a lovely fashion accessory. May We compliment the colour of the flame?"
If the person was a sir, then:
"Yes, lovely weather, isn't it?"


What would you say to someone who is continually going: "Aaaaaaah" in the middle of the town hall square?

[Chava]

I think I might join them, and try to make it harmony.

What would you say to Princess Buttercup, if she were to ask you to do something?

[RobinHood3000]

"Do it yerself, you prissy little ingrate." Well, at least in her pre-Princess stage, that's what I'd say.

What would you say to a man dressed in black wearing a mask over his face?

[Chava]

Do you have any problems you feel you would like to talk about? say, an identity crisis?

What would you say to the dread pirate roberts?

[RobinHood3000]

"Duck." ~THWACK~ "Too late."


What would you say to a cocky Sicilian?

[Chava]

something in a language he wouldn't understand, whereupon i would gloat.

What would you say when princess buttercup deserts you in the swamp for prince Humperdinck?

[RobinHood3000]

"I thought we had something!!!"


What would you say when she comes crawling back?

[Chava]

get real you floosy!

What would you say to calm a BFG who is perpetually frightened?

[aeroport]

"Care for a valium?"

What would you say to a depressive, suicidal passenger-airplane pilot?

[RobinHood3000]

"Teach me to fly this plane. NOW."

What would you say as you climbed into the pilot's seat after a strongly-abridged crash course in flying?

[AimusSage]

Let's fly this baby!

What would you say to the airtraffic controller when you decide that a loop might be a nice trick to try?

[aeroport]

How 'bout you don't whine and I don't hand the joystick back to Frank Corder over here? Alright?"

What would you, the airtraffic controller, say to this?

[RobinHood3000]

"Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full..."

What would you say if an F-14 buzzed your tower, inducing you to spill coffee all over yourself?

[thevintagepiper]

"Dang, that's the twentieth pair of trousers this month! ...Where's the coffee pot?"


What would you say to a rude man you had just bartered with for the past half hour, gotten the best of, and whose merchandise you then decided against buying?

[Chava]

"Hey, what's that?" and then run.

What would you say to a slightly confused gentleman who insisted that life was all a question of being or not being?

[AimusSage]

'Just be something! Then make up your might whether you really are or if it's just your imagination.'

What would you say to a child that insists on running into you with her miniature tricycle?

[kathycf]

Stop. Doing. That. Now.

What do you say to a friend who suffers from bad breath?

[AimusSage]

'Hey, no smint no kiss' (if you don't know what smint is, it's a breath mint.)

What do you say to a person that thinks he's better then the rest but isn't, while he's also pretending that he isn't, while thinking he is, you know the type.

[kathycf]

Absolutely nothing, because it doesn't matter what you say to annoying people like that. Am I cheating?

What do you say to a person when you don't wish to hurt their feelings but they spray you with little drops of saliva when they speak to you?

[Pendragon]

"I'm very sorry, but I've already had my shower this morning, thank you just the same." http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/v020.gif


What do you say to the guy who pulls up beside you at the drive in movie with music so loud that the screen is in danger of collapsing?

[aeroport]

..............................

[aeroport]

There is little to say, as you cannot very well be heard, but perhaps a bit of dancing would do the trick.

What do you say when you know - positively know, beyond the vaguest bloody germ of uncertainty - that Webster's is wrong, but are convinced all the same that nobody will believe you?

[Pendragon]

"You sure about that?"

What do you say when you have made a faux pas to end all faux pas, such as calling your significant other by the wrong name?

[aeroport]

"I meant it as a compliment!"

What would you say to the fellow who a week ago sold you a car whose timing chain just broke?

[kathycf]

Ever heard of a lemon law?

What do you say when you and your friend order pizza and they eat the last slice without even asking if you wanted it (or offering to share it with you ?)

[RobinHood3000]

"Hey, can I have the last...oh."


What would you say to a frog you saw in the middle of the street?

[aeroport]

Better you than me.

What would you say to the jerk who totally let the frog get smashed by an eighteen-wheeler?

[kathycf]

What goes around comes around.

What do you say when you want to apologize, but hate saying 'I'm sorry"?

[RobinHood3000]

"My profound apologies..."

What do you say when your cell phone goes off on a roller coaster?

[Pendragon]

"They would call back now!"


What do you say when you find yourself in the company of a person with, say, a missing leg, and try as hard as you can, topics keep coming up like Long John Silver, The Steadfast Tin Soldier, ballet dancing, hopping on one foot, land mines, "don't have a leg to stand on", etc.?

[Jean-Baptiste]

No, I don't think you're a pirate.

Same Q

[ktd222]

You must be the curtain monster!
edit: whoops, sorry!



What would you say if the Backstreet Boys came to your house?

[Pendragon]

"Wrong address. Sorry."

What would you say if you woke up and found that the entirety of your life was only a dream and you were actually someone else?

[ClaesGefvenberg]

I feel veeeeeeery confused right now :confused:

What would you say if you got a collossal dressing down from your boss... for something somebody else had done :goof:

[Pendragon]

"Where's your proof that I did any of this?"

NOTE: This actually happened to me. As it happened, we were required to initial work orders as they went through our area, verifing that the inventory count was correct. As I was a floater, I could be in any area on any given day. The work order had my initials, but there were six of us in the bosses department with those initals, and three of us had been in the area that day. I managed to prove it wasn't my handwriting, and then came up with a signature set of initals that were too tough to fake. When put an end to the problem.

What do you say when your boss tells you your idea will never work and then comes back and tells you that HE or SHE has an idea that WILL, and precedes to repeat what you just said? :sick:

[Pensive]

"Sir, you come up with great ideas."

What would you say if you are hitting a enemy and someone try to stop you?

[ClaesGefvenberg]

That rather depends: I abhore violence, so I would like to believe that I would say "thank you", but in reality it may come out as: You want one too? :blush:

What would you say if the cash dispenser suddenly went amok and spat the bills you were withdrawing out with enough force to have them flying all over the place (This has happened to me!)?


What do you say when your boss tells you your idea will never work and then comes back and tells you that HE or SHE has an idea that WILL, and precedes to repeat what you just said?Just a quick note about this: I would be delighted. As it happens I often convince other people at work that my ideas in fact are theirs. It's a great way to overcome the dreaded not invented here-syndrome, and actually get something done :D

[Pendragon]

"So, you don't like the taste, huh?"

What do you say when you open the door on halloween night for trick or treaters and get wounded by a drive-by shooter? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb003.gif

[RobinHood3000]

"Eat lead, slackers!!" Tchk-TCHK!!

What do you say when the madman you just pulled a drive-by on fires an arrow into your shoulder?

[Pendragon]

"Out wit it, Julio, where d'ya get this @##!!@ uzi?" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb026.gif

What is the best thing to say to the date you told you were sick, when you meet them at the concert which you attended with somebody else?

[RobinHood3000]

"HGGRKK!!" ~collapse~

What do you say when you come to in the hospital with an unnecessarily pumped stomach and an IV in your arm, with said stood-up lady/gentleman next to you holding a scalpel?

[Jean-Baptiste]

"Let's go for dinner. I think I'm really just hungry."

What do you say when your friend says "I used to think that way too"?

[aeroport]

In the previously described circumstance, "...................."
In general: "If you fail to convince me otherwise, don't think I won't consider you an idiot."

What do you say when your friend suddenlt puts your powers of persuasion in the limelight thus?

[Pendragon]

'But, then again, I've been wrong before!" http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/hat.gif

What do you say when you dial a wrong number and get the police station by accident, and the dispatcher is obviously in a bad mood?

[Jean-Baptiste]

"I was just calling to cheer you up."

What do you say to the bartender when they snear at your mere one dollar tip?

[Shalot]

I'd say "you're lucky you got a tip at all."

What do you say to a 500 lb woman who tells you that she went to the doctor and the doctor told her that she needed to lose weight????

[Virgil]

I'd say,"duh".

What do you say to a child ( relative but not your child) who wants you to give him money, frequently?

[RobinHood3000]

"What's your credit rating?"

What would you say if you got a nasty paper cut in front of a person of the opposite sex you're attracted to?

[chef]

i would say it really hurts jaja

what would you do if today was the last day you were going to live?

[AimusSage]

I'd say Oh well and go to bed.

What would you say if an attractive person of the opposite sex tells you you're funny, and tells you so in a funny way?

[Pendragon]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm beholding to you!" :lol:

What do you say to the annoying whiner at work who seems to have time for everything except doing his or her job?

[aeroport]

Listen, please don't fire me for saying this, sir, but...

What do you say when a crazy drunk man (who towers slightly over your own considerable six-foor, three) who barely knows any English is implying that if you do not cooperate with his absurd little whims he will make you less-than-comfortable?

[RobinHood3000]

"Lemme buy you a drink, buddy..."

What do you say when someone asks you for personal information you don't wish to divulge?

[AimusSage]

"You want Fries with that?"

What do you say when the sky falls on your head?

[Pensive]

When will this terrible dream end?

What will you say when you are given five chocolates to eat for free?

[kathycf]

Where's the catch?

What do you say to the irritating person who calls on the phone wanting you to subscribe to some newspaper you would never read anyway?

[AimusSage]

Does it come with free chocolate?

What do you say to the nutcase at the busstop that jumps infront of the bus everytime it stops?

[Pendragon]

"I don't think your skin turned green yet, Doctor Banner!" :p


What do you say to the annoying mooch that hits you up for "spare change" every single morning, as regular a clockwork at the same place on your way into work?

[RobinHood3000]

"Could you just ask for a C-note right now, so I don't feel guilty saying 'no'?"

What do you say to the author of a book you absolutely despise?

[AimusSage]

"No offense, but I absolutely despise your book." After which I will explain why I despise it etc. If he's anything like me, he will be very interested to hear my opinion, even if it is negative, as long as there is a decent thought behind it.

What do you say when the CD you've been waiting for finally arives?

[RobinHood3000]

MINE!! MINE, mineminemineminemine, all mine!!! YAA-HAHAHA!!!! ~sounds of packaging being ripped, interspersed with long pauses during which I attempt to slide a fingernail under that airtight plastic~

What do you say when you sit down with a book you're about to start?

[AimusSage]

Nothing, I just start to read. I'm not someone that reads aloud, unless it is required of me. :D

What do you say when you hear your favourite song on the radio?

[Pensive]

When did they start playing descent songs?

What would you do if you find a child in a park asking you to give him candies?

[samercury]

Smile and slowly back away

What would you do if you found a squirrel under your pillow? -_-

[Shalot]

Dead or alive? Either way I would scream.

What would you do if a coworker taped an open tuna packet under your desk causing your work area to stink? :sick:

[ktd222]

"Good one!" Then, I would pants him/her.

What would you say before you throw a coin into the wishing well?

[aeroport]

"I wish... (insert wish here)"

What would you say if you were to find that, after the longest, happiest reading marathon in your life - let us say, twenty to thirty hours, nonstop - you had permanently damaged your eyesight?

[subterranean]

Now I'm a well read blind woman?


What would you say if your female best friend was actually a male by birth?

[miss tenderness]

nothing...

same q

[AimusSage]

"So what's it like being a woman?" I mean it's not like I care about her once having been a guy, if I didn't like her she would never be my friend.

What would you say to the DJ when he only plays dumb music and refuses to take requests?

[Nightshade]

Well obviously if she was my bestfriend I would already know this by that stage so what is there to say??

Edit well I forgot to hit the post button sooo

What would you say to the DJ when he only plays dumb music and refuses to take requests?
And youre expecting to get paid for this job??
what would you say if you went to bought a grilled vegtable sandwhich just to findthey forgot the vegtable except lettuce infact all the sandwhich was lettus??

[Shalot]

"Good one!" Then, I would pants him/her.

What would you say before you throw a coin into the wishing well?

What does pants mean in the above instance?

[kathycf]

What does pants mean in the above instance?

Well, I have never perpetrated the act in question but...

pants (v.) - 1. the act of removing someone else's trousers or shorts in a public setting, using a stealthy approach and a quick downward pull, for the purpose of (a) humiliating them and, (b) entertaining yourself and those around you who were not your victim.

Yipes. That is harsh. :eek:

[AimusSage]

Not really, it happens to me on a daily basis, and I'm not bothered. :D

as for the sandwich, I'd kindly ask them where the meat is! I can't have a sandwich without meat!

What do you say when it's time to go to bed?

[Nightshade]

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
then Id beat a hasty retreat from the slings and arrows of outraged listeners

what would you say if you were in a traffic jamn for 3 hours ?

[AimusSage]

Wow, that is quite the mouthfull Night, you say that everytime you go to bed?

"There goes my chance of ever getting home before dinner, if only I had my flying saucer with me"

what would you say if you woke up in the middle of the night, and are not in your own bed, but somehow have been transported to the Martian institute of extraordinary science?

[Nightshade]

AIMUS!!!! Please tell the martians I am not an experiment and are those my missing socks??And does anyone have a hairbrush? Could I have some tea please and a glass of water?
:eek2:


What would you were exiled to mars?

[AimusSage]

I'm sorry, books? I suggest you check out the martian literature. I think they have some great works, I can recommened Slur al Stinky's works of fiction, they deal with the possibilty of advanced life on earth. It's a great series to read.

And I would say "It's good to be home, can I have a turnip please?"

What would you say whem millions of martians admire you because you are so extraordinary to them?

[Nightshade]

Wow what can I say?? Thankyou I guess now about that glass of water I cant think in the morning without a drink first.


What would you say if all turnips were banned??

[AimusSage]

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Oh, here's a glass of water, and here's a hairbrush, it's a special one, made from the hairs of a cydonian mountain jumper, a very rare and violent creature on mars, priced for it's strong, but soft hairs.

What would you say if the martians are not willing to let you go after having abducted you?

[Nightshade]

Well alright but Ill need a more private room. and Ill need new clothes and shoes :eek: :D:D oh yes lots of new boots with laces :D

What would you say if a secret human agncy decided that because you are part martian??

[AimusSage]

Laces a plenty, boots are not so plentyful I'm afraid, except armyboots, plenty of armyboots! You can have all of them if you like. :p

"Because...? I know you're secret and an agency and all, but can you please tell me what you've decided?"

What would you say if they gave you a private room with a giant miniature computer with interstellar net acces? the computer is ofcourse by Martian Knives INC.

[Nightshade]

I love this planet ....take me to your leader. and armyboots my favourite err can we have them weighed down till I get used to the different gravity?


What would you say if baked you a cheesecake?

[AimusSage]

"yummy!"

What would you say if I ate the entire cheesecake, not leaving a single piece for you?

[Nightshade]

Well it was turnip flavoured anyway :) your welcome.

what would you say if you were asked to referee the biggest football match in Martain history?

[AimusSage]

"No thank you, I have to play in the game and score lots of goals!"

What would you say if you where witness to the biggest football match in Martian history?

[Nightshade]

Go green go !!!


What would you do if crowds of screaming subjects were following you?

[AimusSage]

"Look lady's could you please stop following me, I'm trying to go to work without causing a traffic jam today."

What would you say if the ball has a great banquet with some great food?

[Nightshade]

Yes Ill definatly come, I might even come early to get there before the hoards of princesses.


What would you say if there was a mix up and your ball suit was shrunk?

[AimusSage]

"Are you sure it's the right size? it feels a little tight around certain areas"

What would you say if the princesses are really loud and got drunk early and are really messing up the ball by falling asleep on the ballroom floor?

[Nightshade]

All the better now I DEFINATLY cant dance. I smell chcolate, you didnt tell me they have choclate here!

What would you say if someone else jumped in right now?

[AimusSage]

"Howdy and hello! Welcome to the ball, have some punch and dance away."

What would you say if the chocolate gets eaten by all the drunk princesses?

[Nightshade]

No fair!! wait they didnt get the secret stash of cheesecake too?

What would you say if they had eaten my cheesecake?

[AimusSage]

"time to make an example of a few princesses to show them what happens when they eat cheesecake that was not meant for them."

What would you say if the cheesecake was still in the kitchen, waiting for you?

[Nightshade]

YAY!! You have just won another fan! only I dongt do screaming and running and I only last as long as he cheesecake... where is the kitchen??


what would you say if the martians decided you should only eat goo at the ball?

[AimusSage]

"Just desert? Where's the rest of the food, did the chef burn everything again?"

What would you say if there was an endless supply of cheesecake?

[Nightshade]

Did I mention Im lactose intolerant??

what would you say if I suddenly turned green??

[AimusSage]

"Uhoh, someone's had too much martian cow milk today"

What would you say if all of a sudden, the music would stop playing for a short service announcement?

[Nightshade]

Err whats a service announcment?
what wuld you say if i said

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

:D:D

[AimusSage]

"Good night, sweet dreams, you beat me too it, and I'm going too" :D

What would you say if this was goodnight?

[Nightshade]

well its about time, is the score tied?

what would you say if I said goodnight and can we play again tomorrow?:D:D

[AimusSage]

"agreed, I'll see you tomorrow!"

What would you say if the head was already covered with pillows and muffled snoring sounds emitted from underneath?

[Pendragon]

"Goodnight, dear. I guess I was on the LitNet too long, huh?" :lol:

What would you say if you were working on your car and someone came over to offer a lot of very unhelpful advice?

[AimusSage]

"buzz off smart-***, If I did what you tell me to de, we would have world war three on our hands."

What would you say if the lady at the register undercharges you for your groceries?

[Madhuri]

Thank you! *run as fast as I could, before she realises her mistake* :D

What would you say to a very stupid biker, who suddenly increases his speed while you are crossing the road and halts right in front of you, pretending as if you came in his way??

[AimusSage]

"You crazy Fool!" just as Mr. T would. :D

What would you say if the canoe you are in springs a leak in the middle of the lake?

[Pendragon]

"So, that's why they keep saying I need a life jacket in here. Wish I had one now!" :flare:

What do you say as you start to swim for shore in the above situation and realize that it's about 10 klicks?

[AimusSage]

'Jeez, did I really canoe this far?"

What would you say if a fish in the lake finds your toes extremely tasty?

[Madhuri]

Will you be able to digest my toe?? Its kind of huge. :lol:

What would you say to someone who is about to kill you??

[Pensive]

I will say "Watch out for the revenge. My soul will haunt you if you commit the sin of killing me!"

Same.

[Shalot]

I'd say:
"O my God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven,
and the pains of hell;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my God,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life.
Amen."

What would you say to someone who killed the person you loved most in all the world?

[Pensive]

Say? I would kill him!

What would you say to a child who has just lied to you?

[AimusSage]

Nothing, I would just give it the all knowing evil stare of death, then smile and walk away, it's great to scare children. :nod:

What would you say if you locked yourself out of your car?

[Madhuri]

How do I get in? :D

What do you say to the one compelling you to do some dangerous act?

[AimusSage]

"What's the reward?"

what would you say to the one with the golden chrysanthemums? (I love that word, but I can't ever spell it correctly in one go

[Shalot]

I would ask him, "What is the significance of the golden Chrysanthemums?"



What would you say to a hobbit if it walked into your living room and asked you if you wanted to come live in Middle Earth (and you get to be a creature from Middle Earth --- you don't have to be human. You can be a hobbit or a dwarf or an elf or a wizard or anything else and which one would you be? )

[Scheherazade]

I would say, 'Is it your medication time already, darlin'?'

What would you say to the person who calls your house at 6 am in the morning and demands to speak one of the household without even introducing himself?

[Rizzo]

I'd ask him if he wanted to go to IHOP :P

What would you say to a cat stuck in a tree?

[Shalot]

Here kitty kitty kitty.


What would you say to a coworker who kept calling you while you were on vacation? What would you say to the coworker who emailed your husband while you were out of the office for a couple of days? (This actually happened to me by the way...I am not sure why I haven't reported this to management BTW...Oh yeah -- it wouldn't matter if I reported it anyway. Besides, I don't want to make waves. I can't afford it as a matter of fact. So thanks LitNet for being my sounding board...is that even a word? You know what I mean.)

[Pendragon]

"You have reached the number you dialed. If you need more instructions, you are totally pathetic, so just hang up!" ;)


What do you say to the waiter/waitress who seems to become blind every time they near your table, keeping you waiting for your check to pay and get outta there?

[Madhuri]

Can you hurry up please.....

What will you say when there is nothing to say, at all?

[RobinHood3000]

"Errrmmm..."

What would you say if your mouth were full?

[AimusSage]

nothing, it is not polite to do so.

What would you say if someone tripped you?

[subgenre]

Purposely? "What the *inserts swear word* was that for?" or "what's your problem?"

What would you say if someone insulted your mother/father/brother/sister (Whoever you like the most)?

[Pendragon]

Hey, I'm six foot, and 300 pounds, most of it solid. All I really have to do is get up and glare, for the person to stammer out an apology. Otherwise, I would say, "Care to repeat that to my face, Jack?" :flare:

What do you say when you go to make a speech and discover you lost your notes? ;)

[Tinita09]

If this were really me:
You don't know how lucky you are, those notes put me to sleep.

What would you say if you were in the middle of a phone call and realize that you slept through most of it?

[Pendragon]

Huh? Pops to mind. :) :lol: (My wife has a tendency to fall asleep when I'm talking to her all the time. When I complain, she says "But, honey you have such a soothing voice!" I wonder if that's polite for "boring"?) :p

What do you say when you hear "Clean-up! Aisle 3! Stat!" And realize that your five year old isn't with you and you just left aisle 3? :rolleyes:

[Shalot]

I'd say, "where is that brat?"

What to you say to the brat when you finally retrieve him?

[Pendragon]

Didn't I say stay right with me? See what happens when you don't listen? :flare: (Actually I would be more frightened about the kid than angry...)

What do you say to the store manager who says "Your kid broke 'em, you just bought 'em."?:p

[Shalot]

I would tell the store manager that I would not be returning to his/her store ever again.

What would you say if you were the manager and this customer was telling you (after he/she broke the merchandise and you asked him/her to pay for it) that he/she would never shop at your store again?

[ktd222]

I would say nothing, as long as they pay for the broken merchandise. It's better not to have a customer who gives you problems every time they come into your store.

What would you say to the man acoss the street wearing pink strech pants on roller blades?

[Pendragon]

Nothing. There was a guy I knew about who wore women’s clothing, full make-up, gaudy earrings, and the works. A rather tough guy said something to him, whereupon the transvestite picked him up by the neck with one arm and threw him about ten feet into a solid brick wall! People with issues may be people you don't want to mess with either! I read where Richard Simmons slapped a Champion Cage Fighter in the face for making fun of him, and the guy was 6’4” and weighed 280. The man called the law.

What do you say as you get back to your feet in the above situation, and a crowd has witnessed the whole embarrassing thing?




PS: My own reply to my question: What do you say to the store manager who says "Your kid broke 'em, you just bought 'em."? would be-- "So I take it your store doesn't have insurance on its contents?" Most do! If you pay, they get paid twice!