Completely random stuff!

[Birdy123]

Hello, this is the thread for totally weird and useless info so if you want to speak about dancing bananas for instance, this is the place! :banana:

[Pensive]

I hurt my toes today....Ooooh, it sucks.

[bazarov]

Dancing banana is so cool...Very exciting, great movements... :lol:

[Shannanigan]

Jamie and I are discussing exasperating professors who want frames on their freaking assignments. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! This isn't a creative, artsy assignment...it's a report on the colonization of the island! Bleh!

[kathycf]

I have a serious "smiley" addiction...
I have 111 currently in my online album http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/bigeek.gif

:brow: ;) :lol: :D

[grace86]

Frames on your essay assignments, what kind of professor is that? Maybe he is obsessive compulsive or something along those lines. It's required?

You know, I found out the other day that drinking a cold beverage (like cold water) right before singing can rip your vocal cords....scared me senseless just a bit, now I conciously think about not singing when I am drinking my tea or sodas!

[grace86]

I love that smiley! This reminds me of the live chat thread...which I never really was a part of, I really should be more conversational. :lol:

[beanbean]

yo chochalo! (aka birdy123) Did you know... a srimps heart is in its head! i never and when i found out i was omg awww poor srimp. if its in his head as my father claims it is, if the srimp has a head ache the srimp might not have a head ache but it could be having a heart attack... we must care for our srimp, care for them well. x Beanbean

[Shannanigan]

lol...

did you know that the average person has only one birthday a year? My sister and I couldn't believe it, either...so we took a massive poll one year asking people how many birthdays they each had a year, and we added all their answers up, and divided by the number off people we polled...and gosh darn it, it was true!

[beanbean]

jesus christ are you serious?!? we all honestly deserve more than one birthday. dnt we? x Beanbean

[grace86]

How about "A very merry un-birthday tooooo youuu!!!" Alice and Wonderland cartoon remember!!

Or, we could celebrate half birthday's and have a party every time someone is six months (half a year) away from their birthday!!



poor shrimp..heart attack or migrane?

[beanbean]

omg wow i love tht film x Beanbean

[Loveless]

Alright, I got this in my inbox this morning and I thought that I would share it with all the people here. I am also trying to post it other places, because it is semi-amusing, even if it never really did happen.

Subject: Teacher Arrested at JFK
>
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>At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
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>At a morning press conference, Attorney General Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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>Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknow ns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."
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>When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us
>to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes"

[i_be_jimi]

you loveless are a idiot i got a account
just for you
be happy

[Loveless]

Of course,*bows in submisson to the all powerful*
My lady, anything I do with you I will be happy.

[kathycf]

I always knew math was bad...

[Kelly_Sprout]

I was drinking a Pepsi the other day and started reading the side of the can. A tidbit of overlooked information jumped out at me. Near the bottom of the can, in a fat, vertical arrow pointing downwards, was a flavor factoid:

For best taste, drink by date at bottom of can
Well, I decided to try it on my next can of Pepsi. I found an old, nearly-forgotten churchkey, turned the Pepsi can upside-down, and opened it right beside the date I found on the bottom. For some reason, it really DID taste better!

[mono]

This video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/yatta.html) seems about as random as one can get, indeed! A friend showed this to me once, I often watch it while having a bad day, always making me laugh. :lol:

[Shannanigan]

lol Kelly...

I drove a golf cart today with my left hand and foot while the driver sat in front of the wheel eating cactus candy and arranging flowers...

...I swear it's true...

[grace86]

Mono that video was great. For some reason I think that they make videos like that just to get it put on the internet.

Here is another one that has flash animation:

http://www.numberonetrillion.com/nicholas/flash/yatta.html

[Shannanigan]

of course it was a great video, it was from ebaumsworld!!! lol I love that site so much!

[Birdy123]

Hello people, how very random u all are!
Btw hi beanbean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kwl signature type thing, very.......interesting. Because i'm bored whilst everyone is watching the football, here's another random fact-
Did you know that if you cut 1 worm in half, you still have 1 worm- its crazy i tell you!! :-)

[kathycf]

But the poor worm might not like being cut in half!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/snaked.gif
Alright, it is a snake, not a worm... ;)


A random bouncy thingy!!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/bouncing.gif

[Shannanigan]

but a pink snake that I had mistaken for a worm due to the context....had you not said anything I would have been decieved kathy...

[Kelly_Sprout]

Completely random stuff, eh?
Just off the top of my head?



Ok...



http://home.comcast.net/~younggreenbw/images/haircut.jpg

[Shannanigan]

hardy-har-har...

Now where did my scissors go...?

[beanbean]

i want to shave your eye brows off...
be scared..
be very scared..
im always watching you.. [even now....]
look out for me or you might loose your eye brows..
yes you.. sprout man...

[Shannanigan]

Little Sprout and the Jolly Green Giant, painting a house in turquoise and white along with Psycho and Shannanigan...

[beanbean]

along with Psycho and Shannanigan...
were you refering to me and you? me being the Psycho..
ah well the comment i made did sound slightly psychotic stalkerish.. im sowwie

[Kelly_Sprout]

Apparently, the bald gnome is the only thing NOT random on this poll!

[beanbean]

well im sure you would think its random if some small bald gnome like bold guy came and sat next to you, looking at you. talking to you. giving you evil looks. [ok its not random, its scarey] x beanbean

[Birdy123]

Hear hear beanbean, he really is terrifying!

[SleepyWitch]

*did you know that instant cappucion/coffee is made from rotten coffee beans?
yeah, ok, that's not random, but disgusting really

* my neighbours got a puppy (German shepherd/Rottweiler) and his fave game at the moment is to squeeze through peoples' legs

[Birdy123]

*did you know that instant cappucion/coffee is made from rotten coffee beans?
yeah, ok, that's not random, but disgusting really

* my neighbours got a puppy (German shepherd/Rottweiler) and his fave game at the moment is to squeeze through peoples' legs


I don't know, sounds quite random to me. That is disgusting though, who'd want to drink rotten coffee beans?

The puppy (sound cute btw :D ) seems quite normal to me, in fact they're lucky as my Jack Russel/Spaniel delights in scaring our local paper boy to death by jumping up to get post while he's still delivering it and trapping cats in my brother's bedroom (she really did, it got stuck in between the wall and his bed poor thing)

[rabid reader]

"And now for something completely different!"- Oh England and your funny cross dressers

[mono]

Honestly, does anyone know what on earth this kid (http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/hissyfit.html) said? A friend sent this to me, and, good grief, what an ill temper!

[rabid reader]

Honestly, does anyone know what on earth this kid (http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/hissyfit.html) said? A friend sent this to me, and, good grief, what an ill temper!
"Ah... mom, I think we need a new computer."

[AimusSage]

Honestly, does anyone know what on earth this kid (http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/hissyfit.html) said? A friend sent this to me, and, good grief, what an ill temper!

Apparantly the game he wants to play doesn't start, and he's a bit upset about it, later on he is playing, and maybe gets killed a few times. Later on he is very happy about having killed someone in the game, and moments later he gets killed by some projectiles that have the shape of keyboard keys.

I would like to point out that german is the perfect language for this kind of situation, as the kid so kindly illustrates.

[Shannanigan]

Just by reading these posts I am remembering the video...thank you for the interpretation Aimus!!! It was a pretty hardcore video, lol...

God, I'm such a matchmaker these days...

[SleepyWitch]

Apparantly the game he wants to play doesn't start, and he's a bit upset about it, later on he is playing, and maybe gets killed a few times. Later on he is very happy about having killed someone in the game, and moments later he gets killed by some projectiles that have the shape of keyboard keys.

I would like to point out that german is the perfect language for this kind of situation, as the kid so kindly illustrates.

hehe, yep i think you're correct.. couldn't watch it but the sound worked... he says stuff like "play, you wh**e-son" (= like s.o.b. but a lot stronger).
I'll try to watch it again later and tell you in more detail what he's saying... it will have lots of * in it :)

[mono]

I cannot help, but laugh at the video, though his ill temper really unsettles me! :lol: A long video clip of yelling, smashing computer keyboards, slamming mousepads, etc. - it sounds like another potential day in the film, Office Space. :D

[Kelly_Sprout]

The cells of the cornea of the eye get oxygen not from the blood -- blood vessels in the cornea would obstruct the purpose and function of the cornea -- but from osmosis, penetrating through the membranes because of the presence of tears.

[Birdy123]

ok.................... :banana:

[Kelly_Sprout]

:banana: Hey, the thread is random stuff. That means either going into a trance and allowing brainwave static to do the typing, or saying something non-random, with actual meaning, but totally unrelated to anything going on around you whereever you are, or in the thread, or in the literature forums. At least, that what it seems to mean to me. :nod:

[rabid reader]

I think that the half-reptilian, half-bird look a roster has makes it the ugliest thing living....

[Birdy123]

Another random and probably totally useless fact..... the average household fly only lives for a single day, what a waste :D

[beanbean]

gd.. i dnt really like those flys.. ewwy. x beanbean

[thevintagepiper]

Ducks, anyone?


Your signature makes me sad, beanbean.

Welcome to the forum!!!
Aww.

click here (http://www.myspace.com/towritelovewonherarms)

[Kelly_Sprout]

If you're skitterish, you do!

[thevintagepiper]

of course.

[beanbean]

i dnt kno what skitterish means.. x beanbean

[Kelly_Sprout]

Skitterish means to be nervous, jumpy, a little bit scared of everything, dodging away from movements seen out of the corner of the eye, etc. It is often used as an adjective that modifies horses that are difficult to control or prone to making unexpected movements that can cause their riders to fall.

In my post above, I'm making a play on words by saying that if a person is skitterish, he or she "ducks (dodges) anyone."