The Return of The Dasterdly Stans!

[Stanislaw]

I have now "aquired" a new ship me loyal crew, those of ye who are still loyal may come on back...I'm sure theres like a few of ye! :D

so here it be...mind ye this only be temporary untill I be gettin me ol' ships back!

Here be a good picture o ther ship:
http://www.friend.ly.net/~dadadata/junk/exeter_junk.jpg

no comments about it bein a piece o junk now! :D

[papayahed]

Is that gum holding it together?

[RobinHood3000]

No, duct tape.

Aaarrrgghh!!!!

[Stanislaw]

No, duct tape.

Aaarrrgghh!!!!

not just any ductape mind ye...acursed cursed 3M-duct tape! :D

HAR HAR HAR we be back in business, lets be findin some land lubbers to pilligage!

[kathycf]

Well, as long as it is cursed duct-tape and not gum.

[mir]

yeah, that would be really bad.

hey, can we go pillage europe? pleeeease? i really want a pair of "trousers" . . .

[RobinHood3000]

Knickers for mir?

[Stanislaw]

Har Har, where in europe should we be startin our wanton pillagin? :D

[kathycf]

How about the UK? I hear it is nice there this time of year...

[Stanislaw]

How about the UK? I hear it is nice there this time of year...
er, well ye see that happens to be the waters o a certain adversary o the dasterdly stans...but what the hey, we aint be cowards...so to the UK...er, lets be keepin a sharps lookouts fer amozons... :D

[RobinHood3000]

We could also pop by France and give Elizabeth a visit...

[caesar]

Call me Ishmael. There being nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation.



lets be keepin a sharps lookouts fer amozons...

What's 'amozons' captain?

[papayahed]

Just as long as you stay clear of Papayatown - you dastardlies will surely meet your doom in Papayatown.

[Stanislaw]

er the fair lass papaya, and shehezerade, and darn near all o the others be amozons...the most worthy advisary o the dasterdly stans.

[AimusSage]

Yahr! thar be something goin' on in Germany!

[mir]

er the fair lass papaya, and shehezerade, and darn near all o the others be amozons...the most worthy advisary o the dasterdly stans.

not a very good job of staying away from us then, yar?

what be happenin' in Germany? that could distract me from the acquisition of knickers?

[Stanislaw]

Okay men prepare to scuttle thison ship, on me command, upon return o the glorius dasterdly Stan's we shall fire upon this ship, which we shall fill with explosives! :D

[kathycf]

I wanna be a dastardly stan! No, wait...an Amazon? Nah, a dastardly stan has just such an air about it, as tempting as being an Amazon is. Let's be off then, mir needs knickers! Avast!

[RobinHood3000]

Arrghh, we have a new recruit on board!!

[caesar]

Hey Robin what about your band of merry men? Are you gonna let the devil take em?

[RobinHood3000]

To be politically correct, it's a band of "Merryfolk," and it's constituted of the people on these forums.

[grace86]

Sorry if I am interrupting anything Cap'n, but I have never been a pirate, mind if I hitch a ride?

[Stanislaw]

har har, new recruits a grand thing!

[grace86]

Thanks Cap'n! Won't let ya down, always wanted to be a pirate...though I might need a better name!

[caesar]

And come armed to the teeth. We'll be doing some serious blood shedding.

[Stanislaw]

And come armed to the teeth. We'll be doing some serious blood shedding.

heh, not ours o course! :D

[grace86]

For a small one I am awfully good with a machete...will that work?

[grace86]

After all the bloodshedding, can we make way for Bora Bora, I'm sure we could find booty aplenty there...plus the scenery is awesome...might be too shallow for anchor though.

[Stanislaw]

Indeed we shall, but I be hopin to make the voyage on a grand ship...the dasterdly o the past...machete bloodsheddin and our small boats is fine! :D

[kathycf]

Ok, cool, um I mean.."arrggh". I just want to point out that I cannot wear a big hat, nor can I use a hook instead of a hand. Other than that, I am good to go!

[Stanislaw]

Ok, cool, um I mean.."arrggh". I just want to point out that I cannot wear a big hat, nor can I use a hook instead of a hand. Other than that, I am good to go!

can ye fire a musket, wield a cutlass..and loot an pillage yer filthy black guts out (heh, I never be tiren of that line :D ) ? :D :D

[mir]

yes! we are forgetting the essentail member of the crew: somebody with a really good Jack Sparrow impression! i mean, i can do it with sock puppets, but . . .it's just not the same. : D

kathy, you can borrow some of my assorted weapons of mass destruction. let's see, handheld nuclear missile . . . flamethrower . . . George Bush figurine . . . ah, how about a nice turnip? that should be destructive enough. : P

[Stanislaw]

har...this ship be soon to be sunk, an now all fellow dasterdlys welcome yerself back obord the reclaimed original Dasterdly Stan's!

[kathycf]

can ye fire a musket, wield a cutlass..and loot an pillage yer filthy black guts out (heh, I never be tiren of that line :D ) ? :D :D

Can I ever! Just look at that dead baddie...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/screenshots/bet2.jpg
However me guts are the standard color. :D



kathy, you can borrow some of my assorted weapons of mass destruction. let's see, handheld nuclear missile . . . flamethrower . . . George Bush figurine . . . ah, how about a nice turnip? that should be destructive enough. : P

Oooh, I can fling turnips with the best of them! And potatoes...meet the potato masher of fiery death!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/turnip.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/potato.jpg

[Jay]

har...this ship be soon to be sunk
My words exactly, this new dinghy would make a nice seabed adornment, don't you think? :cool: