Inventions

[water lily]

So anyways in this game the first person comes up when an invention that doesn't exist. Then the next people point out what's wrong with the inventiono and modify it until it's perfect or until someone posts a new invention

ex/

Post 1: I invent the "We'll get you up even if its on the wrong side of the bed alarm clock". It's an alarm clock, with a big boxer glove that whaps you when it's time to wake up.

Post 2: The "We'll get you up, even if it's on the wrong side of the bed alarm clock" isn't perfect. This is how it should be: an alarm clock, with a big boxer glovoe that whaps you when it's time to wake up, and starts tickling you if you don't wake up after five minutes.

...This goes on for a wihle. then when someone's ready to swtich...

Post 2 + x: The "We'll get you up, even if it's on the wrong side of the bed alarm clock" is perfect. I invent the "page-a-lot bookstand", a book stand that turns your page for you every minute and a half.


I hope you guys get the idea. It should be interesting where this ends up. And remember every invention must have a name.

[water lily]

Ooh and remember that with every post you have to include all the alterations to the invention.

I guess I'll start.

I invent the "The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE". It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need!

[water lily]

boo hoo no one's playing.

[RobinHood3000]

The "dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" can be improved. Now it's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, COMPLETE WITH NECESSARY SIGNATURES AND LEGAL DOCUMENTATION.

[ShoutGrace]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort.

[rabid reader]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort, and now comes with anti-theif protection that will remove the theifs will to live upon contact.

[ShoutGrace]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort, and now comes with anti-theif protection that will remove the thiefs will to live upon contact.

It should also create 5 or so different excuses, seeing as how some may be more viable than others, given any different situation.

[kathycf]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort, and now comes with anti-theif protection that will remove the thiefs will to live upon contact. It should also create 5 or so different excuses, seeing as how some may be more viable than others, given any different situation.

The machine also makes the beverage of your choice and serves it to you.

[rabid reader]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort, and now comes with anti-theif protection that will remove the thiefs will to live upon contact. It should also create 5 or so different excuses, seeing as how some may be more viable than others, given any different situation.The machine also makes the beverage of your choice and serves it to you.


With new technlogy advances in the Drive ridiculously fast industry, The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE can now sacerfice small animals to ones choosen deities.

[RJbibliophil]

"The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE" isn't perfect. It's a hand held computer thing that comes up with viable excuses to get you out of any situation. You simply type in the stuation and it will spit out a litter paper describing the excuse you need, complete with necessary signatures and legal documentation. It also can be either cool to the touch on a hot day or warmed on a cold day, all for sensual comfort, and now comes with anti-theif protection that will remove the theifs will to live upon contact. It should also create 5 or so different excuses, seeing as how some may be more viable than others, given any different situation.The machine also makes the beverage of your choice and serves it to you. With new technlogy into the Drive ridiculously fast industry, The-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE can now sacrifice small animals to ones choosen deities. As a bonus feature, it can read the teacher's mind and tell you the answers to the pop quiz you haven't studied for.

[rabid reader]

Wow the-dog-ate-my-homework-MACHINE is peeeerrrrfffffeeeeeccccttt.

So I think I will invent the: Easy-eat: tyired of having to shovel your food into your mouth with a fork. Is your arm getting sore from all that needless cutting of your steak, if it is then the EASY-Eat is for you. It is a simple machine that cuts you food and places it into your mouth for you saving you all that extra energy so you can go skydiving like Tim: *splat*.

[RJbibliophil]

The Easy-eat machine is not perfect.
Tired of having to shovel your food into your mouth with a fork? If your arm getting sore from all that needless cutting of your steak, if it is then the EASY-Eat is for you. It is a simple machine that cuts your food and places it into your mouth to save you all that extra energy so you can go skydiving like Tim: *splat*. Better yet, the deluxe model comes with the "catapult" option, which catapults food into the mouth. Especially popular with the busy young.

[kathycf]

The Easy-eat machine is not perfect.
Tired of having to shovel your food into your mouth with a fork? If your arm getting sore from all that needless cutting of your steak, if it is then the EASY-Eat is for you. It is a simple machine that cuts your food and places it into your mouth to save you all that extra energy so you can go skydiving like Tim: *splat*. Better yet, the deluxe model comes with the "catapult" option, which catapults food into the mouth. Especially popular with the busy young. A hidden feature of the Easy-eat is it's "digesto" feature, saves the busy young folks all that bother of chewing and swallowing catapulted pre-cut food, it's already been digested!

[Mililalil XXIV]

The Easy-eat machine is not perfect.
Tired of having to shovel your food into your mouth with a fork? If your arm getting sore from all that needless cutting of your steak, if it is then the EASY-Eat is for you. It is a simple machine that cuts your food and places it into your mouth to save you all that extra energy so you can go skydiving like Tim: *splat*. Better yet, the deluxe model comes with the "catapult" option, which catapults food into the mouth. Especially popular with the busy young. A hidden feature of the Easy-eat is it's "digesto" feature, saves the busy young folks all that bother of chewing and swallowing catapulted pre-cut food, it's already been digested! Comes with surround-sound chewing to give one the comfort of feeling like one is still in the womb, hearing mother eating for the two of you.

[rabid reader]

The Easy-eat machine is not perfect.
Tired of having to shovel your food into your mouth with a fork? If your arm getting sore from all that needless cutting of your steak, if it is then the EASY-Eat is for you. It is a simple machine that cuts your food and places it into your mouth to save you all that extra energy so you can go skydiving like Tim: *splat*. Better yet, the deluxe model comes with the "catapult" option, which catapults food into the mouth. Especially popular with the busy young. A hidden feature of the Easy-eat is it's "digesto" feature, saves the busy young folks all that bother of chewing and swallowing catapulted pre-cut food, it's already been digested! Comes with surround-sound chewing to give one the comfort of feeling like one is still in the womb, hearing mother eating for the two of you. You can by by one, or in packs of six for the rest of the family.

[kathycf]

The Easy eat machine is a technological breakthrough and is now perfect!!

Tired of waiting in line at the bank? The grocery store? The Line-o-matic is a new, perfect machine that will do the waiting for you!

[rabid reader]

The Line-o-matic is a new, perfect machine that will do the waiting for you! It can also club those that que ahead of you

[Mililalil XXIV]

The Line-o-matic is a new, perfect machine that will do the waiting for you! It can also club those that que ahead of you
Can split two ways to keep two spots for you at once!

[RJbibliophil]

The line-o-matic is perfect.

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion.

[kathycf]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion.
Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wicked comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby...

[RJbibliophil]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion. The Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wickedly comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby.Features thermostat, hardness/softness, lullaby, alarm, and massage controls. Choose from over 50 preprogramed lullabies, 50 wake up calls, and 50 motions.

[Pendragon]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion. The Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wickedly comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby.Features thermostat, hardness/softness, lullaby, alarm, and massage controls. Choose from over 50 preprogramed lullabies, 50 wake up calls, and 50 motions. Also makes a handy dandy casket in case you die on the bed at the time, saving you further expenses.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion. The Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wickedly comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby.Features thermostat, hardness/softness, lullaby, alarm, and massage controls. Choose from over 50 preprogramed lullabies, 50 wake up calls, and 50 motions.Also makes a handy dandy casket in case you die on the bed at the time, saving you further expenses. Not dead yet? Never fear! The sleep soundly bed also has retractible siderails and wheels. Should you need to go the the hospital, simply call an ambulance and tell them to leave the gurney behind and move the hospital bed out of the room! Your Sleep Soundly bed will transport you nicely from home to ambulance to hospital roomwith ugly yellow wallpaper in no time.

[RJbibliophil]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion. The Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wickedly comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby.Features thermostat, hardness/softness, lullaby, alarm, and massage controls. Choose from over 50 preprogramed lullabies, 50 wake up calls, and 50 motions.Also makes a handy dandy casket in case you die on the bed at the time, saving you further expenses. Not dead yet? Never fear! The sleep soundly bed also has retractible siderails and wheels. Should you need to go the the hospital, simply call an ambulance and tell them to leave the gurney behind and move the hospital bed out of the room! Your Sleep Soundly bed will transport you nicely from home to ambulance to hospital room with ugly yellow wallpaper in no time. Besides being comfortable and practical for transportation, the Sleep Soundly bed will serve hot tea and cookies in the middle of the night, to help you get over bad dreams. Features built in stereo so you can play good night music.

[kathycf]

The Sleep Soundly bed is perfect for those suffering from insomnia, and well as those who would like to sleep better and be less tired in the morning. The mattress is mad of a water/gel mixture that is the best surface ever created to sleep on. This 5 inch thick surface rests upon a 2-4 inch thick air cushion. The Sleep Soundly bed, in addition to being wickedly comfortable actually rocks you to sleep, while singing a sweet lullaby.Features thermostat, hardness/softness, lullaby, alarm, and massage controls. Choose from over 50 preprogramed lullabies, 50 wake up calls, and 50 motions.Also makes a handy dandy casket in case you die on the bed at the time, saving you further expenses. Not dead yet? Never fear! The sleep soundly bed also has retractible siderails and wheels. Should you need to go the the hospital, simply call an ambulance and tell them to leave the gurney behind and move the hospital bed out of the room! Your Sleep Soundly bed will transport you nicely from home to ambulance to hospital room with ugly yellow wallpaper in no time. Besides being comfortable and practical for transportation, the Sleep Soundly bed will serve hot tea and cookies in the middle of the night, to help you get over bad dreams. Features built in stereo so you can play good night music.
Don't you hate when you have to get up in the middle of the night to "answer a call of nature"? Get out of bed on a cold winter's morning and stumble to the bathroom to bathe? No worries, the Sleep Soundly bed has a full bathroom attached to take care of those nagging problems!

[RJbibliophil]

The Sleep Soundly Bed is perfect.

Are you tired of having to choose between crafts/handicrafts/artwork and reading? The automated mechanical reader is for you! It reads your book, magazine, or newspaper aloud and can be tailored to fit you specific needs and wants.

[kathycf]

Are you tired of having to choose between crafts/handicrafts/artwork and reading? The automated mechanical reader is for you! It reads your book, magazine, or newspaper aloud and can be tailored to fit you specific needs and wants.
But whats that you say? I don't know what my needs and wants are? Automechanical reader has a PhD in Psychology and will tell you what you need and want. Let the Automechanical reader help you to help yourself!

[RJbibliophil]

The Automated Mechanical Reader is not perfect. Are you tired of having to choose between crafts/handicrafts/artwork and reading? The automated mechanical reader is for you! It reads your book, magazine, or newspaper aloud and can be tailored to fit you specific needs and wants.
But whats that you say? I don't know what my needs and wants are? Automechanical reader has a PhD in Psychology and will tell you what you need and want. Let the Automechanical reader help you to help yourself!The Automechanical Reader is always ready to lend an ear. Can give practical advise. Can also be voice activated. Also good at writing, especially counterfeiting!

[kathycf]

The Automated Mechanical Reader is not perfect. Are you tired of having to choose between crafts/handicrafts/artwork and reading? The automated mechanical reader is for you! It reads your book, magazine, or newspaper aloud and can be tailored to fit you specific needs and wants.
But whats that you say? I don't know what my needs and wants are? Automechanical reader has a PhD in Psychology and will tell you what you need and want. Let the Automechanical reader help you to help yourself!The Automechanical Reader is always ready to lend an ear. Can give practical advise. Can also be voice activated. Also good at writing, especially counterfeiting!
Will sign all those irritating notes home from the teacher for you kids, and will set you up with a sweet supply of counterfeit bills for you adults.

[RJbibliophil]

The Automated Mechanical Reader is not perfect. Are you tired of having to choose between crafts/handicrafts/artwork and reading? The automated mechanical reader is for you! It reads your book, magazine, or newspaper aloud and can be tailored to fit you specific needs and wants.
But what's that you say? I don't know what my needs and wants are? Automechanical reader has a PhD in Psychology and will tell you what you need and want. Let the Automechanical reader help you to help yourself!The Automechanical Reader is always ready to lend an ear. Can give practical advise. Can also be voice activated. Also good at writing, especially counterfeiting! Will sign all those irritating notes home from the teacher for you kids, and will set you up with a sweet supply of counterfeit bills for you adults. Also specializes in checks. No more worrying about your bad handwriting, the Automechanical Reader will do it for you! Also excels at calligraphy and basic art.

[kathycf]

The Automated Mechanical Reader is simply perfect!

Tired of not having those snappy comebacks? Those witty putdowns, those pithy insults? You need the Super special insult-O-matic!

[RJbibliophil]

The Insult-O-Matic is not perfect, and yet...
Tired of not having those snappy comebacks? Those witty putdowns, those pithy insults? You need the Super special insult-O-matic! Comes in useful hand held version with a smaller speaker that hids behind your ear, if so desired. Will either insult for you, or simply tell you the right things to say, along with correct insulting pronunciations.

Good one Kathy!

[kathycf]

Tired of not having those snappy comebacks? Those witty putdowns, those pithy insults? You need the Super special insult-O-matic! Comes in useful hand held version with a smaller speaker that hids behind your ear, if so desired. Will either insult for you, or simply tell you the right things to say, along with correct insulting pronunciations. Also has a dowloadable version to work with your browser, and generate insults and comebacks for you while you are working online!

[RJbibliophil]

The Insult-O-Matic is not perfect, and yet...
Tired of not having those snappy comebacks? Those witty putdowns, those pithy insults? You need the Super special insult-O-matic! Comes in useful hand held version with a smaller speaker that hids behind your ear, if so desired. Will either insult for you, or simply tell you the right things to say, along with correct insulting pronunciations. Also has a dowloadable version to work with your browser, and generate insults and comebacks for you while you are working online! Includes a CD-ROM with all the software you need! Can be used for MSN, ICQ, AIM, Yahoo, or any other instant messanger! Also features handy toolbar for your favorite web browser!

[RJbibliophil]

The Insult-O-Matic is now perfect.

Ever get tired of sitting in hot seats, hard seats, cold seats? No need to fear hot, cold, or uncomfortable seats any longer! The Seat-Soother is here! Perfect for use in cars, airplanes, trains, buses, lectures, concerts, studying, eating, whenever! It handily covers your seat, and folds together into a little carrying pouch when not needed.

[Nightshade]

the Seat Soother is not perfect however

Ever get tired of sitting in hot seats, hard seats, cold seats? No need to fear hot, cold, or uncomfortable seats any longer! The Seat-Soother is here! Perfect for use in cars, airplanes, trains, buses, lectures, concerts, studying, eating, whenever! It handily covers your seat, and folds together into a little carrying pouch when not needed.
IT also comes in an self ajust model which reads and adjust temperature to suit the situation and is INVISIBLE to avoide embarissing attention of nosy tube travellers.

[RobinHood3000]

Imperfect.

Ever get tired of sitting in hot seats, hard seats, cold seats? No need to fear hot, cold, or uncomfortable seats any longer! The Seat-Soother is here! Perfect for use in cars, airplanes, trains, buses, lectures, concerts, studying, eating, whenever! It handily covers your seat, and folds together into a little carrying pouch when not needed. It also comes in a self adjust model which reads and adjusts temperature to suit the situation and is INVISIBLE to avoide embarissing attention of nosy tube travellers. The Seat Soother is also activated by remote control (allowing you to find it at a touch) and can administer a relaxing massage to your bum.