Top ten trivia facts about you!

[Taliesin]

This is a very handy site that gives you information about things you didn't know before.http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia

About us:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Taliesin!

1. The air around Taliesin is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
2. A lump of Taliesin the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Taliesin.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Taliesin!
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Taliesin!
6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Taliesin!
7. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Taliesin are all berries.
8. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Taliesin.
9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Taliesin.
10. Taliesin is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

[kilted exile]

hehehe this is good:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kilted Exile!

1. The first domain name ever registered was Kilted Exile.com.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kilted Exile, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Kilted Exile!
4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kilted Exile!
5. Kilted Exileocracy is government by Kilted Exile.
6. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Kilted Exile has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Kilted Exile.
8. Kilted Exile has 118 ridges around the edge.
9. Czar Paul I banished Kilted Exile to Siberia for marching out of step!
10. Kilted Exile can taste with his feet!

[emily655321]

:lol: Fun!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily!

1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Emily as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Emily.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Emily, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Emily' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
5. Worldwide, Emily is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Emily.
7. Emily, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
8. Emily is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Emily.
10. Emily once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

[Riesa]

Pretty funny, makes me think of Mad-Libs.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Riesa!
1. You should always open Riesa at least an hour before drinking her.
2 Research indicates that Riesa will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
3. Medieval knights put the skin of Riesa on their sword handles to improve the grip.
4. Until the 1960s, Riesa was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
5. Riesa was named after Riesa the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Riesa!
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Riesa on.
8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Riesa.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Riesa.
10. The first Riesa was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

[Dixie Chick]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dixie Chick!

Red Dixie Chick at night, shepherd's delight. Red Dixie Chick at morning, shepherd's warning.
In Japan, Dixie Chick can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Dixie Chick, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Dixie Chick.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Dixie Chick.
Dixie Chick kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
Medieval knights put the skin of Dixie Chick on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Dixie Chick is actually a mammal, not a fish.
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Dixie Chick and compline.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Dixie Chick.

[Pendragon]

Go ahead. Laugh yourselves silly!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pendragon!
1. Pendragon is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Pendragon!
3. Pendragon can be seen from space!
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Pendragon.
5. Pendragon is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
6. Pendragon was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Pendragon.
8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Pendragon floating in their swimming pools.
9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Pendragon.
10. Pendragon is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

I'm thinking basically, "Huh?" :goof:

[Eva Marina]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eva Marina !

1. The fingerprints of Eva Marina are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
2. A Eva Marina ometer is used to measure Eva Marina .
3. It's bad luck to put Eva Marina on a bed.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Eva Marina .
5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Eva Marina is the victim.
6. Eva Marina can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Eva Marina !
8. In Japan, Eva Marina can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Eva Marina , was the only US president ever granted a patent.
10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Eva Marina .

[Pensive]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pensive!

~Pensive will always turn right when leaving a cave.
~Native Americans never actually ate Pensive; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
~Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Pensive!
~The only planet that rotates on its side is Pensive!
~A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Pensive can not.
~The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Pensive!
~Baby swans are called Pensive.
~Apples are covered with a thin layer of Pensive.
~To check whether Pensive is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Pensive will sink, and fresh Pensive will float.
~Half a cup of Pensive contains only seventeen calories.

[papayahed]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Papayahed!


Papayahed is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
Papayahed will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
In her entire life, Papayahed will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Papayahed can not.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Papayahed in your mouth.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Papayahed would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Papayahed!
Papayahed cannot jump!
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Papayahed and compline!
A thimbleful of Papayahed would weigh over 100 million tons.

[emily655321]

2 Research indicates that Riesa will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.Aw, I guess this rules out any chance for romance between Riesa and Xamonas, huh? :D

Astronauts get taller when they are in Dixie Chick.Oh, my! :eek2: :lol:

[Jay]

That's crazy :p

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jay.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jay, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jay would protect them from evil spirits.
4. Reindeer like to eat Jay.
5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jay would be as small as a pea.
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Jay cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
7. Jay can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. South Australia was the first place to allow Jay to stand for parliament.
9. Without its lining of Jay, your stomach would digest itself.
10. Jay is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

So far the most hilarious I've seen is an entry for a certain someone who hasn't posted here yet, almost got myself kicked out of the library for laughing!!

[Miss Darcy]

Crazy?
Isn't that a bit of an understatement?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Somebody!
Somebody has three eyelids!
The horns of somebody are made entirely from hair.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as somebody.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by somebody.
Somebody was the first Tsar of Russia!
About one tenth of somebody is permanently covered in ice.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than somebody.
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as somebody.
The air around somebody is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
If you drop somebody from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!

[Jay]

Darcy, I liked your idea with 'somebody' so I tried something similar... :p

1. You kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
2. You can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but you can not.
4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as you.
5. The difference between you and a village is that you does not have a church!
6. Cats use their you to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain you.
8. You can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to you!
10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting you!

[Kaltrina]

this is really funny... lol

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaltrina!
Kaltrina is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
Kaltrina is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
Ideally, Kaltrina should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Kaltrina is near!
About 100 people choke to death on Kaltrina each year!
Kaltrina has four noses.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kaltrina, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
Kaltrina has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
You should always open Kaltrina at least an hour before drinking her.
Kaltrina can use only about ten percent of her brain!

[Taliesin]

About some other things:

During World War II, Americans tried to train Jesus to drop bombs.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jesus', hated Jesus and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
More people are killed by Jesus each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
Native Americans never actually ate Elvis; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Elvis.
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Elvis.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Elvis.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating work from each salad served in first class!
If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in work!
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching work.
When provoked, books will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and books!
Some birds use books to orientate themselves during migration.
Reindeer like to eat humans.
Humans can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
Over 46,000 pieces of humans float on every square mile of ocean.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is two minutes.
If you put a drop of liquor on humans, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
Humans are the world's largest rodent.
The patron saint of chicken is Saint Eugenie.
Research indicates that chicken will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
Chicken is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
The fingerprints of chicken are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like chicken.
If you lace Sauron from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
Foot is 984 feet tall.
The only Englishman to become intelligence was Nicholas Breakspear, who was intelligence from 1154 to 1159!
Intelligence can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
Idiot can live for up to a week without a head.
If the annual Australian idiot crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!

Okay, we got carried away a bit. Sorry

[Pensive]

It is hilarious.

[Pensive]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boys!

Boys can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.

A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Boys!

A thimbleful of Boys would weigh over 100 million tons.

Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Boys.

It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Boys.

The liquid inside Boys can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

If the annual Australian Boys crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!

It is impossible to fold Boys more than seven times.

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Boys.
Boys can sleep for three and a half years.

[emily655321]

ROFLMAO! :lol:

My neighbors must think I've gone crazy, I can't stop laughing.


Boys can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.

Boys can sleep for three and a half years.It's true! :D


The liquid inside Boys can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
:eek2: hahahahaha!! :D

[kilted exile]

For comparison:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Girls!

1. The deepest part of girls is over 35,000 feet deep.
2. If you toss girls 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
3. Girls are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
4. Girls are only six percent water.
5. Girls can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis!
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention girls.
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about girls!
8. Baskin Robbins once made girls flavoured ice cream.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw girls into a volcano it would stop erupting!
10. Girlicide is the killing of girls.

[emily655321]

6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention girls.How's that for irony? :p

* A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the Forum!
* Contrary to popular belief, the Forum is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
*The Forumocracy is government by the Forum.


1 Admin can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2 More people are killed by Admin each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3 Birds do not sleep in Admin, though they may rest in him from time to time.
4 Adminology is the study of Admin.
5 Admin can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
6 Some hotels in Las Vegas have Admin floating in their swimming pools.
7 A thimbleful of Admin would weigh over 100 million tons!
8 All swans in England belong to Admin.
9 The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Admin!
10 Europe is the only continent that lacks Admin.

[Miss Darcy]

1. The deepest part of girls is over 35,000 feet deep.

I beg mysoginists worldwide who think the female population shallow to reconsider.

[Jay]

LMAO!!! :p

1. Never store hunger at room temperature.
2. Baby swans are called hunger!
3. A thimbleful of hunger would weigh over 100 million tons.
4. Hunger can turn its stomach inside out.
5. Hunger was declared extinct in 1902.
6. Antarctica is the only continent without hunger.
7. Hunger has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be hunger.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have hunger floating in their swimming pools.
10. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like hunger.

[Pensive]

RevivedThread

:D

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=300419#post300419

[Laindessiel]

Oh you did, Pense! I've never seen this before.

[Pensive]

Oh you did, Pense! I've never seen this before.

Yup! :D

Top Ten Facts About Maths


The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Maths.
The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Maths!
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Maths! (:lol: It reminds me how I used to repeat the tables of Maths during my sleep.)
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Maths! (not with me)
Maths is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on Maths with his left foot. (aww, why didn't he crush it?)
Antarctica is the only continent without Maths. (how much I wish I was there :( )
The fingerprints of Maths are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
Maths can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
The colour of Maths is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!

[Laindessiel]

Gotta get mine too!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laindessiel!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Laindessiel.

2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Laindessiel!

3. Laindessiel will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!

4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Laindessiel state'.
5. You can tell if Laindessiel has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.

6. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Laindessiel.

7. The opposite sides of Laindessiel always add up to seven.

8. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Laindessiel and compline.

9. The deepest part of Laindessiel is over 35,000 feet deep.

10. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Laindessiel would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!

You can engrave ME on your swords, dear comrades! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d045.gif

[Idril]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Idril!

1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Idril.
2. Idril cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Idril.
4. South Australia was the first place to allow Idril to stand for parliament!
5. Idril is the world's smallest mammal!
6. Idril was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
7. Two grams of Idril provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Idril!
9. Idril is only six percent water.
10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Idril.

My favorite is the one about Finland! :brow:

[Shalot]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shalot
1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Shalot.

2. Cats use their Shalot to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

3. Shalot can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

4. All swans in England belong to Shalot.

5. The porpoise is second to Shalot as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Shalot to drop bombs.

7. If you kiss Shalot for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!

8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Shalot.

9. Shalot is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

10. You should always store Shalot in an airtight container in the fridge!

[Jay]

:p

1. Literature Network has a memory span of three seconds!
2. About 100 people choke to death on Literature Network each year.
3. You should always store Literature Network in an airtight container in the fridge!
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Literature Network.
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Literature Network are all berries.
6. You share your birthday with Literature Network!
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Literature Network.
8. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Literature Network is ear.
9. Literature Network was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
10. Literature Network is only six percent water.

[Jean-Baptiste]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

1. Jean-Baptiste, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
2. Scientists have discovered that Jean-Baptiste can smell the presence of autism in children!
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jean-Baptiste.
4. The risk of being struck by Jean-Baptiste is one occurence every 9,300 years!
5. The fingerprints of Jean-Baptiste are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
6. It is impossible to fold Jean-Baptiste more than seven times.
7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Jean-Baptiste its 'Man of the Year'!
8. Jean-Baptiste is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Jean-Baptiste!
10. When provoked, Jean-Baptiste will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

[Basil]

6. It is impossible to fold Jean-Baptiste more than seven times.

How can we know if this is true or not unless we try??

[Jean-Baptiste]

Take my word for it, Basil. Seven times is all that can be managed, and that's a real magic trick. If you have some brilliant suggestion on how to do it, I'm all ears. If I could just manage eight folds, then I'd be worth something!

[Idril]

10. When provoked, Jean-Baptiste will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd like to see that! ;)

[Jean-Baptiste]

I have to be really, Rrreally provoked. It's quite a complicated maneuver, and requires the full focus of my ire.

[Idril]

I have to be really, Rrreally provoked. It's quite a complicated maneuver, and requires the full focus of my ire.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Capital 'R' really?! Wow! That's mad! :flare: Do you let off any warning signal before you blow or are you just off?

[Jean-Baptiste]

Usually I look like this :rage: for point two seconds first. Unless I see a certain someone approaching Finland without any pants, then there is no warning. :lol: Actually, it all happens so fast...I don't even know where the tip of my abdomen is. :confused:

[subterranean]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Subterranean!
1. Birds do not sleep in subterranean, though they may rest in her from time to time! (I give comfort)
2. Subterranean will always turn right when leaving a cave.(I have 2 right hands)
3. There are 336 dimples on subterranean.(one in in each day)
4. Subterranean is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! (I'm old!)
5. When subterranean is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes. (I'm slow)
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of subterranean. (I'm not unique)
7. Subterranean is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. (I'm feminine)
8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of subterranean! (least am not that fat)
9. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with subterranean. (again, I'm not special)
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and subterranean. (....what?)


:D

[Jean-Baptiste]

8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of subterranean! (least am not that fat)
Only half the size of the Millennium Dome, eh? You're doing very well! :lol:

10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and subterranean. (....what?)
I've always wondered what that was. :confused:

[toni]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Toni!


1. Worldwide, Toni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
2. Red Toni at night, shepherd's delight. Red Toni at morning, shepherd's warning!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Toni would protect them from evil spirits.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Toni.
5. Toni is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
6. Toni can use only about ten percent of her brain!
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Toni, and 400 times smaller.
8. The Toni-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Toni-fights take place there every day.
9. Toni is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Toni'.

[subterranean]

Only half the size of the Millennium Dome, eh? You're doing very well! :lol:


Jean, the key is to keep thinking positively..:D :D

[Nightshade]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Night!

1.It is bad luck to walk under Night!

2.Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Night.

3.Pacman was originally called Nightman.

4.White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Night.

5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Night.

6.Night has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Night!

8.Night can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!

9.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Night!

10. Worldwide, Night is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!

[Virgil]

:lol: Night is a very mysterious lady. :)

[Nightshade]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smilies!

1.Contrary to popular belief, Smilies are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
2.During severe windstorms, Smilies may sway several feet to either side!
3.Until the 1960s, Smilies were not allowed to enter Disneyland!
4.Snow White's coffin was made of Smilies.
5.Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Smilies.
6.Banging your head against Smilies uses 150 calories an hour!:brickwall:
7.Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Smilies.
8.New Zealand was the first place to allow Smilies to vote.
9.Over half of Americans are officially Smilies.
10.Only one person in two billion will live to be Smilies.

[Jean-Baptiste]

10.Only one person in two billion will live to be Smilies.

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! :)


6.Night has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

Now what in the world are you doing out there, dear?

[Nightshade]

hummm youll have to go through the proper channels and fill out all the aplications with the smilie acceptance council....

I like swimming its great fun, but mostly I was following the mer-folk :brow:

[grace86]

This is so cute!

1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like grace86.

2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by grace86!

3. If you blow out all the candles on grace86 with one breath, your wish will come true!

4. It is bad luck to walk under grace86.

5. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in grace86.

6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of grace86.

7. Research indicates that grace86 will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as grace86 would protect them from evil spirits.

9. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and grace86!

10. South Australia was the first place to allow grace86 to stand for parliament.


hehe....parliament tobacco and bananas. I especially like the whales idea :lol:

[Idril]

Actually, it all happens so fast...I don't even know where the tip of my abdomen is. :confused:


Well, if you don't know, who does? :p And if I promise to wear pants, will you promise to warn me before you shoot?

[Jean-Baptiste]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about James Joyce!
1. Until the 1960s, James Joyce was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become James Joyce on New Year's Day.
3. If you put a drop of liquor on James Joyce, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same James Joyce!
5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of James Joyce!
6. James Joyce has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
7. The horns of James Joyce are made entirely from hair.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than James Joyce!
9. All swans in England belong to James Joyce!
10. Contrary to popular belief, James Joyce is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!

That last one: Well, duh! :lol: But number 3? Somebody got their facts mixed up I'm sure. They meant to say that his pen will take on a mind of its own.

So long as you have pants on, Idril, you will be considered friend by both Finland and myself. I think the smilie acceptance council holds the information on the exact location of the tip of my abdomen; I'll probably have to fill out a form for that too.


All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by grace86!

How come you never told us this, Grace? Didn't want the instant celebrity status in the lit-net?

[aeroport]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jamesian!
Jamesian can jump up to sixteen times his own height. (I'm 6'3", folks!)
Birds do not sleep in Jamesian, though they may rest in him from time to time.
Jamesian can last longer without water than a camel can.
Until the 1960s, Jamesian was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
Jamesian is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
Jamesian can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Antarctica is the only continent without Jamesian.
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Jamesian.
You should always store Jamesian in an airtight container in the fridge.
Jamesian will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

[aeroport]

Sorry, everyone - I had to...!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mother!
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than your mother.
It took your mother 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
Your mother is the world's tallest woman.
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in your mother.
Your mother invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with your mother!Baskin Robbins once made your mother flavoured ice cream.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, your mother has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Your mother will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on your mother.

[zanna]

South Australia was the first place to allow Zanna to stand for parliament. -well, we'll see
During severe windstorms, Zanna may sway several feet to either side. -how true
If you break Zanna, you will get seven years of bad luck. -so don't try ;)
Originally, Zanna could not fly! -maybe someday :)
Finding Zanna on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck! :blush:
Zanna will often glow under UV light. :eek: -proof I'm crazy :)
It took Zanna 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. -too bad I don't believe in past lives . . . :)
Only one person in two billion will live to be Zanna! -So there's three of us right now, roughly.
Zanna can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast. -I wish. :p Then they'd really want me on the Friz team!
Zanna can sleep with one eye open. -Can't attest to the truth of this one, I've never seen me do it. :)
I used my various names and nicknames, but it's still all me. :goof:

[Misscaroline]

:D:D:D:D

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Misscaroline!
1. Misscaroline, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Misscaroline!
3. Misscaroline is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
4. Baskin Robbins once made Misscaroline flavoured ice cream!
5. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Misscaroline.
6. If you toss Misscaroline 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. If you blow out all the candles on Misscaroline with one breath, your wish will come true!
8. Misscaroline can live for up to a week without a head.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Misscaroline!
10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Misscaroline!

[ktd222]

1) I once worked a whole summer without pay.
2) I have no idea what a foyer is.
3) The first poem I ever read(and remembered) was Ode on Meloncholy by John Keats.
3) I sleep on my side because one of my nostrils doesn't drain if I don't.
5) I can't count.
10) I have a short attention span.

[dramasnot6]

Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Drama.- I feel so used.....
Drama is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world! - Yet I have no musical talent? how ironic.
Reindeer like to eat Drama. - I always did say i loved animals.....
Drama was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. - I am the peaceful sort too.
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Drama! - I do often feel bloated:p
Drama will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.- um :blush:
The liquid inside Drama can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!- Glad i can be of use
Drama can not regurgitate.- haha....
There are six towns named Drama in the United States.- I shall aspire to live in all of them!
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Drama. - hahaha, this actually works though!

[OZEED]

lotsa fun!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about OZEED!
OZEED is 1500 years older than the pyramids.:thumbs_up
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of OZEED!:bawling:
Never store OZEED at room temperature.:sick:
The difference between OZEED and a village is that OZEED does not have a church! :eek:
Originally, OZEED could not fly.:(
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in OZEED.:idea:
If you lick OZEED ten times, you will consume one calorie. :blush:
During World War II, Americans tried to train OZEED to drop bombs!:idea:
During severe windstorms, OZEED may sway several feet to either side.
The liquid inside OZEED can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!:idea:

[kathycf]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kathy!

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kathy and water!
2. Scientists believe that Kathy began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
3. India tested its first nuclear Kathy in 1974.
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Kathy! :sick:
5. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Kathy every year.
6. Kathy can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
7. The Kathy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Kathy-fights take place there every day. :banana:
8. Kathy is 984 feet tall!
9. The international dialling code for Kathy is 672.
10. Kathy is the largest of Saturn's moons. :blush:

:lol:

[Madhuri]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Madhuri!

1. Madhuri never sleeps.
2. Madhuri is immune to poison!
3. The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from Madhuri would bring eternal life!
4. Madhuri orbits Saturn once every 112 Earth days.
5. Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives a Madhuri on her 21st birthday.
6. Madhuri is visible from the moon! -- really, am I that conspicuous?
7. Madhuri cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres.
8 Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to Madhuri. -- Yeah, I run an empire inside the prison too :p
9. Madhuri was built during the reign of Cleopatra. -- No wonder
10. Madhuri should be kept dry at all times!

[The Bookinator]

Bookinator facts

1. Bookinator is a secret Japanese as a form of fighting.

2. Many "secret" recipes of chocolate pudding contain Booknator. -I'm just that good... ^_^

3. In the 1700's calling someone a Bookinator mean that they were a witch and needed to be burned. -I thought it was getting hot in here...

4. The wandering nomad groups of ancient China worshipped the Goddess The Bookinator. -Shucks folks, I'm speechless.

5. Many Bookinarians performed human sacrifice every 10 years.

6. Bookinator was once believed to have been a planet, but was recently found to just be an orbitting asteroid. -Aw... I got demoted. T_T

7. In the year 1253, Bookinator's work "The Heart, The Head, and The Human"
inspired Shakespeare to write Hamlet years later.

8. Bookinator invented the Internet.

9. Because of Bookinator, the icecaps are melting. -See! I knew it was getting warm!

10. Bookinator is a compulsive liar.

[Maida]

Hahaha, this is awesome

Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Maida in a day!
Maida can't sweat.
Maida can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
Maida is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
Maida can use only about ten percent of her brain.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Maida state'.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Maida.
Olympic badminton rules say that Maida must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Maida.
Maida never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

[andave_ya]

hahaha, brilliant!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andave!
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find andave.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by andave fighting underground.
In Chinese, the sound 'andave' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
Andave is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of andave!
Andave can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Andave was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into andave.
Birds do not sleep in andave, though they may rest in her from time to time.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than andave.