A short Break: Capt. Stan's Vacation

[Stanislaw]

Hi guys,

I am probably not going to be on for a few months, probably untill about may, so just saying so long for now!

ps. Jay is temporarily in charge o the ship, cause, er she did sort of win it fer a short time some time ago! I think robinhoodd3000 would make a good second.

well so long for now, see y'all later this year!

:thumbs_up

[papayahed]

What????????????? After all that defending I did?????? One little slip and Jay 's in charge.


That's it we're through.

[emily655321]

:D

Aww, that's too bad. We'll miss you, Stan! Try to have fun without us, I know it'll be hard. :p

[Jay]

In charge of the ship? Me? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/whip.gif
I think we'd need a new post then: plank swabber. The Plank is going to be the most crowded place on the ship. Along with the stern (to catch the half drowned, not to run out of volunteers too soon!)
Do I hear anyone complaining?
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/gun.gif

[Chava]

I'll just lift my hammock slightly higher, and the scouring of the deck should work out just fine below me...

[rachel]

NO NO NO NO DON'T GO DASTARDLY STAN.
But hey Jay is super cool, beautiful and we can hijack a train until you come back

[RobinHood3000]

Methinks we should get Chava a hammock on wheels so I can push and she can swab. Ha!!

[rachel]

What a thought. I imagine more than a few sophisticated heads will turn when our hero in green comes streaking down mainstreet pushing a hammock on wheels with the beautiful Chava heaving over the side from hammock sickness!

[papayahed]

What a thought. I imagine more than a few sophisticated heads will turn when our hero in green comes streaking down mainstreet pushing a hammock on wheels with the beautiful Chava heaving over the side from hammock sickness!


HA! now that will be a sight, let me know when that will be occurring - I'll make popcorn.

[RobinHood3000]

Clear the way, people! Bill Nye and Bunsen Honeydew, working in tandem, will shortly have the Relax-o-mobile ready to roll!

[papayahed]

Clear the way, people! Bill Nye and Bunsen Honeydew, working in tandem, will shortly have the Relax-o-mobile ready to roll!

Don't think you're using Beaker as a test subject either!!

[RobinHood3000]

Chava? You ready for a test drive?

[rachel]

okay fine so if the cloth and felt guys are in this again perhaps we could hire someone say xc to lay down at the foot of the hammock under a thick blanket and just having his hands free do some muppet puppets routines as Chava hurls and laughs and hurls and laughs. And oh I think next monday is a good time Papaya, so get some O.R. ready and I love the stuff with a kazillion gallons of butter on it. And I shall bring the soft drinks, tea, coffee and tissue to wipe eyes filled with tears from laughing!

[Chava]

Oh dear, what has my absence brought me into....

[RobinHood3000]

Vroom! Vroom!! Let's get underway, shall we???

~sticks his finger into an electrical socket, just to get the appropriate hair effect~

[rachel]

alrighty then. first I gently push any stray hairs from Chava's beautiful forehead.(saw your pic). Then I attach a reusable handy dandy bright green modular plastic barf bag to her neck. All she has to do is bend slightly forward.
Now I hold up the starting pistol. The litnet forum crowd stands in absolute silence, excitement permeating the air. Chava tries to smile and keeps staring worridly at the two puppets on the end of xamonas's hands ready to tickle her funny bone. Xamonas is mumbling something about he is becoming to nice and it sucks..
I press the trigger and a shot tears the air. A cheer rises to the heavens and Robinhood looking extremely dapper and green presses a button. The sound of strange cylinders boiling noise under the hammock causes Chava to scream"I think I have changed my mind!"
Of course no one hears her and away they go.
Papaya, on a golf cart is roaring away along side with a particularly nasty grin upon her lovely face.
And then it happens. Just as Chava does her first very ballet type hurl and looks up papaya shows her a bag of popcorn. And then away goes Chava, second hurt truly spectacular.
Admin and Scher are taking bets and the crowd shrieks with joy as the local newsguy takes pics for the six o'clock news on his brand new cam corder.

[RobinHood3000]

BEHOLD!! IT WORKS!! PREPARE YOURSELF, WORLD!! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!!!
A quotation from a short story of mine (the voice of a madman), which in turn alludes to the foolhardiness described in P.B. Shelley's "Ozymandias." Hehehehehe... :brow: :lol:

~shifts into Bill Nye~
MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!