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Scheherazade
01-17-2006, 10:46 PM
Share your advices to yourself and 'pearls of wisdom' with us!

I will start:


Don't go to bed at 10 PM, hoping to sleep a good night's sleep! You always end up waking up in the middle of the night, unable to fall asleep again!

IrishCanadian
01-18-2006, 01:13 AM
Soooo true! And as for me Purchase text books BEFORE the term starts.

Pensive
01-18-2006, 02:02 AM
If you plan to do something, don't get too excited and remember this quote: "Man proposes but God or luck disposes."

Miss Darcy
01-18-2006, 05:12 AM
I'm always reminding myself of Murphy's Law...I try to be defensively pessimistic about things that matter a lot to me so as not to get let down if they don't work out...

papayahed
01-18-2006, 10:28 AM
We had a list of these at a previous job, my favorite was: After your done playing put your putty away properly lest it get hard.

mike-eustace
01-18-2006, 10:50 AM
never try to bathe a cat...

Stanislaw
01-18-2006, 12:48 PM
DON'T EVER STAYUP ALL NIGHT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES...EXPECIALLY IF YE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AFTERWARDS. :D

ahh, that comes from personal experience. :D

Xamonas Chegwe
01-18-2006, 01:57 PM
Never test the depth with both feet!

Koa
01-18-2006, 04:17 PM
LOL Xam ;) :D

Think before you speak... and shut up sometimes...

Stanislaw
01-18-2006, 05:42 PM
When recording a podcast...make sure you save often...otherwise you may be tempted to throw your laptop out the nearest window! :rage:

Stanislaw
01-18-2006, 05:43 PM
When recording a podcast...make sure you save often...otherwise you may be tempted to throw your laptop out the nearest window! :rage:
On that note...buy more ram for a low ram laptop! :mad: :crash: :brickwall

adilyoussef
01-18-2006, 06:55 PM
Always listen more than you speek.
Keep your mouth shut and your ears open.
Love to others what you love to yourself.
Never do to others what you don't like to be done to you.

Pensive
01-19-2006, 03:42 AM
Give Thy Thought No Tongue
Give Thy Ear To Every Thought

Note: That's what I don't do by myself because I don't have the courage to give my ear to every thought but I have heard that it is the perfect art of diplomacy. If you want to be a perfect diplomat like Madam Defarge - A Tale Of Two Cities, Follow these pearls of wisdom.

adilyoussef
01-19-2006, 07:30 PM
If you think yourself to be wise, wisdom is in silence.
If you think yourself to be courageous, courage is in telling the truth.

emily655321
01-19-2006, 08:47 PM
"Stop talking, Emily. Just stop talking. Okay, then, stop talking now. No, seriously, after this, no more talking..."

kilted exile
01-19-2006, 09:06 PM
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance.....baffle them with BS

samercury
01-19-2006, 09:16 PM
...one of life's most useful lessons.....

-If you see a giant red rabbit, it's only a nightmare....

Koa
01-20-2006, 08:03 AM
and what if the rabbit is white...? (and your name is alice...:D)

papayahed
01-20-2006, 10:46 AM
Think before you speak... and shut up sometimes...

So true Koa! Especially at a new job where you don't know who may be related to who.

Nightshade
01-20-2006, 02:31 PM
Notes to self:
--Feet belong on the floor and not in your mout-Habit to be altered.
-- Stop volunteering information.
---When a door says push PUSH dont pull.
---carry no more than 10 books at a time -less if you are trying to open doors.
--- Papercuts on your face REALLY REALLY hurt!
:D

Themis
01-21-2006, 03:07 AM
If you're thinking about going to the fitnesscenter on a Saturday, look the opening hours up BEFORE you wake yourself up at eight in the morning. That sort of thing cannot be taken lightly when you're a student. :yawnb:

Molko
01-21-2006, 03:33 AM
*~ Never go to sleep at 2 am and expect to wake up early the next morning... even if you did set the alarm clock
*~ When meeting a person of the opposite gender, tell them you have a partner if you do - otherwise, things can get very messy (believe me, I know)

Koa
01-21-2006, 08:55 AM
So true Koa! Especially at a new job where you don't know who may be related to who.

:goof: Can I say... LOL! ? ;)



---When a door says push PUSH dont pull.

That's the ultimate piece of wisdom...

Virgil
01-21-2006, 10:13 AM
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance.....baffle them with BS
There was a fellow who I worked with who followed this philosophy. He used to brag about it. As an engineer, he really didn't have ability, but he gave a great briefing. He got promotions, and is higher up than me.

rachel
01-21-2006, 11:18 AM
There was a fellow who I worked with who followed this philosophy. He used to brag about it. As an engineer, he really didn't have ability, but he gave a great briefing. He got promotions, and is higher up than me.


As a man thinks, so he is.

Note to self,
never get upset when you are still seeing the small picture. roll up your sleeves and fill in the spaces with beautiful colors. then when you step back you will see the bigger picture has become a masterpiece.

Don't despise the day of small beginnings.

Virgil
01-21-2006, 03:49 PM
As a man thinks, so he is.


Absolutely. He was and still remains the king of the BS.

emily655321
01-21-2006, 04:21 PM
"If your last name is Jekyll, the least you can do is not get a doctorate."
--My old roommate

Also, some pearls of wisdom from my boyfriend (I've taken to writing them down):

"There's not much money in glaring at people. Trust me."

"You have to raise your arm before you can fail to catch the ball."

"Wanting to kill is a bad thing. Unless they want to die. In which case it's mutually beneficial."

"Hope is what we do when we're too incompetent to change things."

"Knowing things about people is never worth the effort."

"It is better to have left and lost than to have never left at all."

"Sex is like a sombrero, only better in every respect."

Nightshade
01-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Wow emily I love those pearls of wisdom specially "glaring at people.." and "wanting to kill.."

Shelving books is like peeling potatoes, somepeople think it the dullest job in the world and some find it relaxing.

:D

Outlander
01-22-2006, 01:08 PM
Note to self.....Stay off the boards

Outlander
01-22-2006, 01:11 PM
Revised note : Forget previous note.

Outlander
01-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Note to self : See first note.

Scheherazade
02-13-2006, 01:05 AM
Note to self: Stop fighting losing battles.

Pensive
02-13-2006, 10:58 AM
Note to self: Hush, Be Quiet! Try to speak as less as possible.

Virgil
02-13-2006, 11:04 AM
Note to self: Don't bother digging your car out of the snow until the snow plows have passed. This way you don't have to do it twice.

Pensive
02-13-2006, 11:09 AM
Note to self: Do your homework and prepare your test as soon as possible!

Darlin
02-13-2006, 11:14 AM
Note to self: Remember all people are different therefore do my utmost to try to understand them.

emily655321
02-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Note to self: Read posts more carefully.

Virgil, at first I thought you said "cat." So I reread and discovered I was silly.

Xamonas Chegwe
02-15-2006, 05:08 PM
Note to self: Read posts more carefully.

Virgil, at first I thought you said "cat." So I reread and discovered I was silly.

Miss 655321,

That is one of the funniest things I have read for a long while. Thanks for cheering me up. I have this image of Virgil leaving a buried cat trapped under a snowdrift, just witing for the plough to pass. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Virgil
02-15-2006, 05:14 PM
Miss 655321,

That is one of the funniest things I have read for a long while. Thanks for cheering me up. I have this image of Virgil leaving a buried cat trapped under a snowdrift, just witing for the plough to pass. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, that is funny. :D

But with all this snow around, I've notices all these poor stray cats around. I feel bad for them. What a brutish life.

Xamonas Chegwe
02-15-2006, 05:29 PM
It woiuld help if you got your shovel out a little earlier! Some people!! :lol:

Whifflingpin
02-15-2006, 05:32 PM
A few survival rules:
never trust a man who says "Trust me."
do not accept the first drink offered by a stranger.
In a strange house, do not sleep on the mattress of a four-poster bed - use the canopy.
Do not return home by the same route that you went out.

RobinHood3000
02-15-2006, 05:34 PM
Note to self: Stop using "Trust me" as the end phrase of a pick-up line.

Xamonas Chegwe
02-15-2006, 05:46 PM
Note to self: Stop using "Trust me" as the end phrase of a pick-up line.

...and "Not that I'm a pervert or anything." ;)

emily655321
02-15-2006, 06:24 PM
I have this image of Virgil leaving a buried cat trapped under a snowdrift, just witing for the plough to pass. :lol: :lol: :lol:Glad it gave you a laugh. :D

Note to self: Do not put rosemary in soup. As lovely as it tastes, all pleasure ceases the instant you crunch into one of those little needles.

RobinHood3000
02-15-2006, 06:32 PM
Notes to self:

1. Read all warning labels.
2. One's hand constitutes neither an effective nor painless means of stopping an operational chainsaw.
3. Learn to type with prosthetic fingers.

Pensive
02-16-2006, 12:51 AM
Note to self: Read the threads carefully.

Nightshade
02-16-2006, 05:44 AM
Note to self: If you want to avoid singing when shelving in the library reset alarm clock so you are no woken by the radio--especially if they happenm o be playing a good song ( although why aynyone whould play Rollover DJ at 630 in the morning is beyond me ((g)) )

adilyoussef
02-16-2006, 06:08 AM
Sleep well and take your time if you want to do a good work. (Just exhausting myself).

emily655321
02-16-2006, 08:03 PM
Poor Adil. I know what that's like. Drink lots of tea; it's relaxing, and it's also good for the mind. :nod:

Note to self: Don't leave all your work until the last minute, and it won't seem so hard.

Themis
02-21-2006, 09:20 AM
Note to self: Not everything that comes in a bottle, is of dark color and has something written upon it that ends on "....aki" is soy sauce.

Note to self 2: Read the description on a bottle before you pour its contents over your meal, you can spare the seconds. Really, you can!

IrishCanadian
02-22-2006, 10:09 PM
Oh Themis ... you have my deepest simpathy!
note to self: when going on the computer budget time with the fact in mind that i havent visited this site in days so i need to catch up ...

Themis
03-05-2006, 10:44 AM
;)

Note to self: No matter how much you think you like chili (particularly "piri piri hot chili sauce"), don't EVER put more than a spoonful (small spoon) onto whatever it is you're eating. Because, no, your stomach has not had worse.

Ryduce
03-05-2006, 11:53 AM
Note to self:Put on pants before you go to the store.

Nightshade
03-05-2006, 12:03 PM
note to self where clothes with pockets when you have a cold

:nod:

Pensive
03-05-2006, 12:19 PM
Note To Self: You should learn some tactics.

Nightshade
03-05-2006, 12:27 PM
tactics?? why
note to self be less curious ( but after this)

Pensive
03-05-2006, 12:35 PM
tactics?? why
note to self be less curious ( but after this)

I meant that I should be tactful, which I am not.

Pensive
03-05-2006, 12:37 PM
Note To Self: Don't be depressed easily.

Nightshade
03-05-2006, 12:43 PM
Note to pensive: exsactly depression stinks, smile come on :D
note to self: ivory towers, shifting sands, rotten soapboxs, watch yourself my girl :nod:

Pensive
03-06-2006, 10:31 AM
Note To Night: Now, Pensive is having a smile on her face.

Note To Self: Always be happy!

sdr4jc
03-06-2006, 04:09 PM
God gave us two ears. He only gave us one mouth.

We are uniquely made in that we can neither pat ourselves on the back, nor kick our own butts too easily.

sdr4jc
03-06-2006, 04:15 PM
Note to self: Read posts more carefully.

Virgil, at first I thought you said "cat." So I reread and discovered I was silly.



OH MY GOSH I DID TOO!!!!!

WAY TOO FUNNY

sdr4jc
03-06-2006, 04:32 PM
Note to self: Goldfish do NOT like Jello mix. No matter what they tell you.

Note to self: Marbles poured into the gas tank of an Envoy make enough noise to be heard by other drivers.

Note to self: A standard ceiling fan is generally not strong enough to hold a four year old boy wearing a superman cape and swimming goggles.

Note to self: It is, however, strong enough to propell a softball through a window located nine feet away.

Note to self: A small child who has had an average serving of broccoli can clear out an entire aisle at the grocery store.

Note to self: If a child flushes the toilet and mumbles "Bye Bye," it's already too late.

sdr4jc
03-06-2006, 08:58 PM
One more note to self: Just read my signature.

samercury
03-06-2006, 09:02 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stismet
03-06-2006, 09:15 PM
Note to self: When packing 300 books on a five-shelf bookshelf, take an extra 25 dollars instead for another bookshelf, so as to avoid the hospital bill when it tumbles, which is inevitably more expensive...

Pensive
03-07-2006, 07:15 AM
Note To Self: Get 100% marks in Maths.

Kaltrina
03-07-2006, 07:21 AM
Note to self: don't think about work, just start working and finish it. :nod:

Note to self: graduate by the end of this year. :D

sdr4jc
03-07-2006, 11:56 AM
Note to self: you can't always see ice on the sidewalk. Therefore you should walk in the grass.

papayahed
03-07-2006, 02:04 PM
Note to Self: If your going to trip and twist your ankle in front of many many people at least raise your hands in the air and bow pretending like you meant to do that.

Stanislaw
03-07-2006, 02:17 PM
note to self: If life gives you lemons, choke on them and die you evil lemon eater! (from Dilbert, the funniest cartoon in the paper) :D

papayahed
03-07-2006, 02:42 PM
note to self: If life gives you lemons, choke on them and die you evil lemon eater! (from Dilbert, the funniest cartoon in the paper) :D

hehe.

My favorite is:

If life gives you lemons, find someone with vodka and have a party.

Stanislaw
03-07-2006, 04:19 PM
hehe.

My favorite is:

If life gives you lemons, find someone with vodka and have a party.

very wise words much better than lemonade...or choking to death. :D

Keltic Banshee
03-07-2006, 04:38 PM
note to self: update your blog, lazy girl! Well, in fact, update your whole web site!!! soon!

Stanislaw
03-07-2006, 04:41 PM
note to self: update your blog, lazy girl! Well, in fact, update your whole web site!!! soon!

an aside: If I had a million dollars for everytime I updated my blog, I'd have like five dollars and thirty four cents now. :D

CheshireCat87
03-07-2006, 04:47 PM
all love is conditional

Stanislaw
03-07-2006, 10:11 PM
salt and slugs do not mix!

Pearls before swine (http://www.comics.com/webmail/SendAStrip?AppName=ECardsFlash&ComicName=pearls&Attachments=/ecards/cards/ecard_pearls_slug.swf)

Pensive
03-08-2006, 01:43 AM
Note TO Self: Go and read a book.

Nightshade
03-08-2006, 02:37 AM
note to self : try not to kill anyone today!

sdr4jc
03-08-2006, 10:50 AM
Note to self: remember to read this thread often, as it's humor is mounting day by day!

Pensive
03-08-2006, 10:52 AM
Note To Self: Complete "Agnes Grey" as soon as possible.

Stanislaw
03-08-2006, 12:05 PM
note to self: remember to write a note to self. :D

sdr4jc
03-15-2006, 12:43 AM
Note to self: Sing in the shower ONLY when positive that husband has no clients coming over.

emily655321
03-15-2006, 10:50 AM
Hehe :lol:

Mililalil XXIV
03-15-2006, 07:37 PM
Note to self:
buy new socks, and get new shoes.

Xamonas Chegwe
03-15-2006, 07:46 PM
Note to self: Underpants under trousers, underpants under trousers, Underpants ...

Themis
03-15-2006, 07:49 PM
Note to self: If you're thinking of attending a lecture in the morning, go to sleep earlier than normal.

In about 7 hours I will very much want to write that. But then I won't have the time because really, 8 hours will have passed and I will be in a hurry and ... good thing I just wrote that. It wouldn't have occurred to me that I have no idea where said lecture is supposed to take place until it would have been too late.

Stanislaw
03-16-2006, 06:53 PM
Note to self: a whole day of hell, can be cleansed by three minute of heaven

papayahed
03-16-2006, 07:03 PM
Note to Self: Lampshades are there for a reason, don't forget to put them back on after cleaning unless you want to burn your arm.

Another note to self: If you burn your arm on an exposed light bulb, replace the shade immediately unless you want to burn your arm a second time.

Xamonas Chegwe
03-16-2006, 07:04 PM
Note to self: a whole day of hell, can be cleansed by three minute of heaven

Only three minutes eh? Ladies, how does half an hour grab you? :brow:

Pensive
03-16-2006, 09:32 PM
Note To Self: Keep on reading North And South by Elizabeth Gaskell. It might get interesting later.

Mililalil XXIV
03-17-2006, 07:51 AM
Note to self:
GET TO BED!!!!!!!

Pensive
03-17-2006, 07:56 AM
Note To Self: Go and study!

Mililalil XXIV
03-17-2006, 08:18 AM
Note to self:
Heed your self-notifications!

Virgil
04-25-2006, 06:44 PM
Note to self:
Next time you have to make a presentation and you are going to wear a new dress shirt, take it out of the package the night before and iron it. You won't have time in the morning and you will be wearing a wrinkly sirt. Just like today.

kilted exile
04-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Note to self: buy wrinkle-proof shirts.

Nightshade
04-26-2006, 02:38 AM
note to self: If you have to shower in the morning find out how to work the hot water :cold:

Pensive
04-26-2006, 07:27 AM
Note To Self: Be confident!

IrishCanadian
04-26-2006, 12:09 PM
You have no reason not to be Pensive!
Note to self: buy breakfast the day you eat the last breakfast food, not the day you notice that it was finished yesterday.

Scheherazade
04-28-2006, 03:29 AM
Note to self: Don't promise your friends to meet them at the Gym first thing on the morning of your only free day! :yawnb:

TBtheG
04-28-2006, 07:03 AM
Note to self: Never grow old in thought

adilyoussef
04-28-2006, 10:25 AM
Note to self: never shut off your mobile phone at night for that you will regret it in the morning. And never trust the alarm clock, especially when you are tired.

Riesa
04-28-2006, 11:05 AM
Note to self: Love is a good thing, and so is Yoga.

Nightshade
04-28-2006, 04:24 PM
Note to self : jammy dougnuts are messy dont eat them at the computer without a tissue

Riesa
05-02-2006, 11:40 AM
Note to self: what you feel like doing and what needs to be done are two different things, so get off your lazy *** and do what needs to be done so you can enjoy doing what you feel like doing!!!!!!!!!

Pensive
05-02-2006, 11:49 PM
Note To Self: Riesa has a new avatar. I liked the previous one very much!

Madhuri
09-20-2006, 05:18 AM
--Never ever take advantage of the one you love.

--Dont try to be preachy all the time, it is not right to make someone feel guilty for a small error. Learn to let go, and let them be. I hate this about myself. What good does it bring?

kathycf
09-20-2006, 11:05 AM
That sounds like something I do...to myself and to another.

Ok, here is my pearl of "wisdom":

Take good care of yourself, and be kind to yourself. It isn't being selfish, (I think it is just as important to care for others) it is just being practical.

Much easier said than done, however.

Shannanigan
09-20-2006, 01:17 PM
Note to self: don't eat the thousand island dressing in the school cafeteria...

thevintagepiper
09-20-2006, 01:27 PM
"Don't tell your friends something before you're sure about it."

....because it gets around the compound REALLY fast!!

RobinHood3000
09-20-2006, 05:44 PM
Be excellent to each other...and...

PARTY ON, DUDES!!! :D

Scheherazade
09-20-2006, 06:53 PM
Note to self: Sometimes complaining and pouting do pay off! Someone might actually hear you out and surprise you with the things (books such as East of Eden) you want! :D

optimisticnad
09-21-2006, 07:17 AM
hey, vintage if you cant tell your friends something before your 100% sure and than it gets around......i dont know them but....cant exactly call em mates can you? I mean hwo many times do we talk to our friends, you know just talk things through that wer not sure about? All the time. I dont want it spread though! Hope it gets better.

Theres some family crisis at the moment-not immediate, wuite distance actually and from that iv learnt something so my most recent wisdom is: hold your head high, if you think of yourself small than you are small and if your think or yourself a giant, than you are a giant. dont let others negativity bring you down! mind you...you dont wanna seem all haught and arrogant, its getting the right balance.

note to heart: sort yourself out! From your body.

optimisticnad
09-21-2006, 07:18 AM
Note to body: Shut up or il stop pumping blood to you and than where will you be? From your loving heart.

(he he. Sometimes i worry about myself!)

Pensive
09-21-2006, 08:46 AM
Note To Self: Learn to be happy in other people's joys as well.

Madhuri
09-21-2006, 09:10 AM
Note to Self: STOP WORRYING !!!!!!!!!!

AimusSage
09-21-2006, 10:33 AM
Note to self: Stop picking your nose dimwit!

optimisticnad
09-21-2006, 10:48 AM
note to King: stop picking nose and eating it. I can see you remember. PETITE ALIEN IS WATCHING YOU. i was trying to play on BIG BROTHR IS WATCHING YOU (from 1984, not big bro the stupid show. apologies if anyone likes that!)

Shannanigan
09-21-2006, 10:51 AM
Note to self: you need to go shopping and get some more razors, soap, shampoo, and deoderant...stop sponging off of your boyfriend! :D

optimisticnad
09-21-2006, 10:59 AM
if u cant sponge off your boyfriend than who can you sponge off? lol. im sure he dont mind. mmm...using his razors, thats the only concern i have! lol. happy shopping.

Madhuri
09-22-2006, 05:27 AM
Note to Self: Try to do your best in all situations

Shalot
09-25-2006, 12:45 AM
Note to Self: Do Not take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nightshade
09-25-2006, 06:42 AM
note to self : sleep is good you should try it someday.

Shannanigan
09-25-2006, 10:51 PM
note to self: good job on that shopping trip!

now, start thinking about those 4 term papers you're supposed to be working on and stop hanging around hoping for pm's!

note to self: you are such a loser sometimes :D

RobinHood3000
09-25-2006, 10:52 PM
Didn't I send one?

Shannanigan
09-25-2006, 11:09 PM
lol, yes,

note to self: see, now stop being a dork

Madhuri
09-26-2006, 06:34 AM
Note to self: Its OK................

Shannanigan
09-26-2006, 08:00 AM
note to self: go to bed earlier, you'll thank yourself in the morning.

Madhuri
09-26-2006, 11:51 AM
Note to self: Always follow you heart and mind, as you are the best judge of your situation. Dont take advise from someone who is giving it without understanding your circumstances, it will never go well.

Serenata
10-01-2006, 04:48 PM
Note to Self and Prospective Sugar-Glider Owners-

They are evil belly-floppers. And have no respect for the fact that people are not naturally nocturnal.

For those who have no idea what a sugar glider is, see avatar. Cute but evil.

Shannanigan
10-02-2006, 08:22 PM
note to self: sugar gliders are cute

and...doritos are apparently reason enough to drive up to the boyfriend's house....

Madhuri
10-03-2006, 01:56 PM
Note to self: Stop biting your lip!!!

Nightshade
10-03-2006, 06:05 PM
Note to self: do not bring people over when your fllor is covered in books and clothes because you were in a hurry to leave and couldnt decide what to wear:d Go straight to the kitchen then check the room before you let them in :nod:

Shalot
10-04-2006, 07:24 PM
Note to Self: When you are going to contest a grade, or question the instructor's grading methodology, don't get smart with the instructor, even if the instructor is a sadist who expects students to turn assignments in on a deadline and then can't be bothered to grade them in a timely manner so that the students get some idea of what is expected (because don't you hate to work extra hard on icky picky details only to find out that the instructor could care less and you wasted your effort???).

It doesn't matter if your instructor is a fruitcake who prefaces everything with his/her religious beliefs, as if this has anything to do with the subject at hand -- you have to respect this person because he/she is ahead of you in the pecking order.

It doesn't matter if the instructor of the class is an obsessive compulsive who worries about following instructions to the point of stupidity --- you must realize that he/she is in charge. You have paid your hard earned money to have this idiot insult when you have asked a legitimate question regarding grading procedures.

Note to Self: Don't get mad --- just deal with it.

Shannanigan
10-05-2006, 10:52 AM
lol, Shalot...I know exactly where your coming from, unfortunately...

note to self: nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect...

Themis
10-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Note to Self: If you are trying to destroy your iBook, go on, pour water all over it!

Note to Self 2: If you are not trying to destroy your iBook, do not pour water on it and make sure your 'thermophor' (hot-water-thingy) is screwed down properly and your iBook is nowhere to be seen!

Nightshade
10-09-2006, 04:06 AM
Note to self:
Stop volunteering to do things that will cost you money when you have less than the amount they will let you withdraw in your bank *sigh*

Dry_Snail
10-09-2006, 04:10 AM
Note to myself:
While dealing with your GF:

-Never say yes when you are not sure what the consequences are .
-Never say NO when you are not sure what the consequences are .
-Just keep mum.The consequences are much bearable.

Serenata
10-09-2006, 02:17 PM
Note to self: Must not kill stupid Andy. Must not. MUST NOT! Resist.

Madhuri
10-10-2006, 02:56 AM
Note to self: Goto bed early today, you have to start exercising from tomorrow.

OZEED
10-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Note to self: giving a truthful answer to the question 'does this make me look fat honey' is never ever, I'll repeat never an option.

Madhuri
10-11-2006, 03:01 AM
Note to self: Dont fail yourself this time.

Dry_Snail
10-11-2006, 03:06 AM
Note to self: Dont tell others what you have decided hushhhh!!!! :D

Madhuri
10-14-2006, 06:35 AM
Note to self: Dont postpone things that require immediate attention.

Madhuri
10-15-2006, 06:56 AM
Note to self: Get, Set........GO!!!!

Madhuri
10-15-2006, 02:44 PM
Think aloud.....it helps..........

AimusSage
10-15-2006, 02:58 PM
Note to self: stop waisting time and get to it already, you brainless piece of pseudo-intelectual property.

optimisticnad
10-15-2006, 03:54 PM
u didnt need to make a note of that! I could have told you!

note to self: help amius to not waste time.

Serenata
10-17-2006, 12:15 PM
Note to self: Don't bite orthodontist..........again.

optimisticnad
10-17-2006, 04:07 PM
note to self: dont rush around so much and when looking for glasses its a good idea to check the floor first so you dont step on them again and break them again.

Serenata
10-23-2006, 10:19 AM
Note to Self- Find library book.

Madhuri
10-28-2006, 07:50 AM
Note to self -- Be aggressive, being passive will never get you anywhere. Start what you intend to, with an agressive attitude, and think aloud.

OZEED
10-30-2006, 08:34 AM
note to self: The best way to annoy someone that's annoying you, is don't get annoyed.

Pensive
10-30-2006, 09:33 AM
note to self: The best way to annoy someone that's annoying you, is don't get annoyed.
Exactly!

:D

Madhuri
11-02-2006, 01:17 PM
Note to self -- You have to go ahead with your decision, and you'll find it was worthwhile going through all the trouble....

Shalot
12-08-2006, 12:34 AM
Note to Self: Stay out of the Philisophy thread. You're in over your head, sweetie. Intelligence is hereditary. :confused:

toni
12-08-2006, 06:22 AM
Note to self : Spend less time in front of the computer!!

kathycf
12-08-2006, 03:22 PM
note to self:
Stop letting insecurity, self loathing, depression (and PMS) be the cause of making stupid decisions....

vheissu
12-09-2006, 12:41 PM
note to self:
don't think it's the end of the world if you're sure you failed an exam...there's always a way to fix things

Misscaroline
12-09-2006, 02:28 PM
Note to self: Never trust teacher with new work again...

WhimsySA
12-10-2006, 03:25 PM
Note to self: Shut up, shut up, shut up and don't forget to shut up. And Stop writing 7 page e-mails

mockingbird
12-10-2006, 04:27 PM
Note to self: Spend less time on msn, myspace and forums!

But what am I doing now? Lmfao, ironic. And I'm still not tearing myself away from the damn PC.

Shadowsarin
12-10-2006, 04:59 PM
Note to self: Do that bloody four week overdue homework.

But obviously I won't, I just can't seem to tare myself away from here!

Nightshade
12-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Note to self: If you try and distract peopl you might end up distracing yourself!

Misscaroline
12-10-2006, 06:22 PM
Note to self: Never get caught in the crossfire of a war to the 8000th...

Jouzou
12-12-2006, 09:47 AM
Note to self: Don't expect business students to show signs of conscience.

Madhuri
12-15-2006, 11:57 AM
Note to self : Dont try too hard for something, you know it will be a futile attemp, you'll never get anywhere, so QUIT trying. Just dont do anything......

Scheherazade
03-24-2007, 12:43 PM
Note to self: Don't promise to prepare 'roast-beef-dinner' on the days you know you will be tired and sleepy...

:yawnb:

Basil
03-24-2007, 03:17 PM
Oh boy! Roast beef dinner!

Serenata
03-26-2007, 04:24 PM
Note to Self- Don't assume people are trying to be rude. Give them the benefit of the doubt.

Shalot
03-26-2007, 10:30 PM
note to self: don't trust anyone

RobinHood3000
04-06-2007, 10:00 AM
Note to self: heating vinegar to drive off the water and boost the concentration of acetic acid before adding the baking soda does not a better fake volcano make. It does, however, make the lava seem more lava-y, if by heat alone.

dramasnot6
04-06-2007, 10:22 AM
Note to self: stop calling

Scheherazade
08-19-2008, 11:41 AM
Note to self: Don't promise to prepare 'roast-beef-dinner' on the days you know you will be tired and sleepy...

:yawnb:Funny, I am making roast beef dinner tomorrow night again. Should try to get some sleep before hand! :D

Note of the day:

Do NOT buy KitKat multipacks!

dramasnot6
08-19-2008, 11:42 AM
Note to Self: Catch up on LitNet! Wow! I have really been missing out! So glad to be back.

Equality72521
08-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Note to self: Don't expect business students to show signs of conscience.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Note to self:

Don't stay up all night and drink 5 cups of coffee the next morning. It'll make you jittery and quite naucious (sp?). :sick:

aBIGsheep
08-19-2008, 01:17 PM
Note to Self: I miss you terribly

If you know where that's from I'll love you forever.

vheissu
08-19-2008, 01:26 PM
Note to self: don't get easily disappointed. It only leads to unnecessary negativity.

Scheherazade
08-21-2008, 10:35 AM
Note to self: It is OK not to finish a jar of olives on the day it is purchased.

Bakiryu
08-21-2008, 10:43 AM
note to self: stop buying mayonnaise, you don't even like it!

Nossa
08-21-2008, 10:46 AM
note to self: stop buying mayonnaise, you don't even like it!

:lol::lol: I gotta do the same with dark chocolate! I don't like it, but keep buying different kinds, hoping that maybe one will taste good :lol: I think that's my note to myself :p

mercy_mankind
08-21-2008, 12:57 PM
Note to self:Be yourself beautiful, and you will find the world full of beauty.

Bakiryu
08-21-2008, 01:22 PM
:lol::lol: I gotta do the same with dark chocolate! I don't like it, but keep buying different kinds, hoping that maybe one will taste good :lol: I think that's my note to myself :p

yeah, my mum does the same. We have like twenty different types of dark chocolate and nobody eats it!

Equality72521
08-21-2008, 02:43 PM
yeah, my mum does the same. We have like twenty different types of dark chocolate and nobody eats it!

the minty dark chocolate is quite delicious. I love dark chocolate...quite a bit actually.

vheissu
08-21-2008, 04:20 PM
I love dark chocolate as well! But not the minty one...


Note to self: Do not dive in 6 consecutive days ever again.

Themis
08-21-2008, 05:09 PM
Note to self: Don't chuck half a watermelon into the toilet even if you think you've got a good reason for it. You don't. Toilets get clogged. And they flood.

Weisinheimer
08-22-2008, 12:19 AM
Note to self: Nobody cares.

LadyW
08-22-2008, 04:38 AM
Note to self: Write more notes to yourself

wilbur lim
08-22-2008, 10:06 PM
Note to self: Be affirmative to die peacefully.Peace invariably.

Bakiryu
08-23-2008, 06:44 PM
Note to self: stop the girly squealing over cute stuff. Seriously, the whole screaming "Oh look It's Hello Kitty in a high pitched voice is destroying your street cred :p"

Poetess
08-23-2008, 06:48 PM
Note to self: Decide what you really want

mercy_mankind
08-24-2008, 12:35 PM
Note to self: Whoever follows patience, success will follow him.

pussnboots
08-24-2008, 12:39 PM
Note to self: do not overpack for your trip. you know you always overpack and end up not wearing all.

Nossa
08-24-2008, 12:52 PM
Note to Self: Cut down on the computer and tv. For God's sake, you're going blind!!!

Niamh
08-24-2008, 03:44 PM
Note to self: Don't chuck half a watermelon into the toilet even if you think you've got a good reason for it. You don't. Toilets get clogged. And they flood.

:lol: Oh dear!!!! i'm not even going to ask!!!

Note to self: try and convince people to visit this page (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37572) and vote! :p

applepie
08-24-2008, 03:55 PM
Note to self: Owning exercise equipment isn't good enough if you'll not make the time to use it :lol:

Annamariah
08-24-2008, 04:11 PM
Note to self: Don't chuck half a watermelon into the toilet even if you think you've got a good reason for it. You don't. Toilets get clogged. And they flood.
And putting food down the toilet is basically the same as feeding the rats in the sewer system and thus increases the rat population of the city.

Note to self: Stop scratching, it only makes the rash worse.

mercy_mankind
08-24-2008, 06:37 PM
Note to self: Your own soul is nourished when you are kind; it is destroyed when you are cruel.

mickitaz
08-24-2008, 08:06 PM
note to self: never plan on relaxing. Cuz when you do, something comes up. When your plan actually happens, you want to do other stuff.

blazeofglory
08-24-2008, 09:49 PM
I do not like extremities, and mediocre is what I like.

sprinks
08-25-2008, 09:21 AM
Note to self: See, you shouldn't have worried!

Now stop worrying.

Scheherazade
08-25-2008, 06:04 PM
Note to self: Carry on being disciplined and productive!

Poetess
08-25-2008, 06:35 PM
Note to self: Give best you can/

wilbur lim
08-26-2008, 03:08 AM
Note to self------->I shall not end my day with trails,no apprehension and other negative ones.

K. Skywalker
08-26-2008, 03:20 AM
Note to self: Be careful in everything you say. One word mistaken, you are done.

Scheherazade
08-27-2008, 07:29 PM
Note to self: Find six good reasons before writing anything.

Weisinheimer
08-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Note to self: Stop being so paranoid.

mercy_mankind
08-29-2008, 06:38 PM
Note to self: Knowledge is understanding that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.:)

Within Me
08-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Be yourself !
Dont be afraid to dream. Make a world of your own and live the life you wish to live.

Annamariah
08-30-2008, 06:34 PM
Note to self: Try to work on your self-control unless you want your skin to hurt even more than it already does.

Bakiryu
08-30-2008, 06:37 PM
Note to self: try to stop doing all those geeky things in the geek test. :(

The guys at chess club are going to be crushed :( I'm the only girl. And astronomy club too. Sci-fi club......book club.....

papayahed
08-30-2008, 06:44 PM
hey, we should have a chess club here

Virgil
08-30-2008, 07:31 PM
hey, we should have a chess club here

We tried having a four way game once and some lazy good for nothing could keep up. :blush::p (It was me if no one gets the blush.)

papayahed
08-30-2008, 07:46 PM
We tried having a four way game once and some lazy good for nothing could keep up. :blush::p (It was me if no one gets the blush.)

Ohh yeah! I forgot about that.

Poetess
08-30-2008, 08:08 PM
Note to self: pour your thought on papers

Scheherazade
09-01-2008, 07:16 AM
Note to self: Try to go to bed earlier than 3 am when you know you will have to get up at 6.30!

Chava
09-01-2008, 07:23 AM
Try to stick with the plan for the day/week, spontaneous is fun, but not everyday in the long term...

Annamariah
09-01-2008, 11:47 AM
Note to self: Please read again your Russian textbook from last year unless you want to humiliate yourself in class when you can't remember a thing.

Weisinheimer
09-01-2008, 01:57 PM
Note to self: Get some sleep.

Niamh
09-01-2008, 02:55 PM
note to self:when you are given a big dinner, dont eat it all. and definitely DONT eat so much that you feel queasy moving!

Nightshade
09-01-2008, 06:10 PM
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

:D

Annamariah
09-02-2008, 06:29 AM
Note to self: Don't eat any more chocolate until you've had some real dinner.

Scheherazade
09-02-2008, 06:44 AM
Note to self: Getting more than 5 hours of sleep a night feels good!

Try to do it more often!

Niamh
09-02-2008, 07:11 AM
Note To Self: curse the powers that be, who decided the female of the species should be in agony once a month!!!!!!!!!!!:flare:

Nightshade
09-02-2008, 07:35 AM
Note to self: DOnt agree to do things without thinking it through, now i have to go to book shops and not spend money, not easy.

mercy_mankind
09-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Note to self: If it is not truthful and not helpful , don't say it.
If it is truthful and not helpful, don't say it.
If it is not truthful and helpful , don't say it.
If it is truthful and helpful, wait for the correct moment to say it. (but i'm not sure of the right time?!).

Annamariah
09-04-2008, 11:53 AM
Note to self: Stop avoiding your homework, the deadline won't go away no matter how hard you try to ignore it.

sprinks
09-06-2008, 04:35 AM
Note to self: NEVER do that again. Learn some self control, woman!

Weisinheimer
09-06-2008, 11:37 PM
Note to self: Stop being so self-conscious. Relax and have fun.

papayahed
09-07-2008, 07:15 AM
Note to self: Some people would much rather complain about not being helped than actually be helped so stop trying.

HerGuardian
09-07-2008, 07:47 AM
Note to self: Break the constraints and go for it.

Shalot
09-09-2008, 10:27 PM
Note to self: don't attempt to do anything on Facebook unless you know what's going to happen. Stupid old Facebook. :goof:

Scorpio Ascendant
09-10-2008, 02:00 AM
Note to self: Stop it. I'm so sick of you.

papayahed
09-10-2008, 02:34 AM
Note to self: don't attempt to do anything on Facebook unless you know what's going to happen. Stupid old Facebook. :goof:

OK, everybody who's dying to know what Shal did on facebook raise your hand??:wave:

wilbur lim
09-10-2008, 03:58 AM
Note to self:I abhor thyself,but what is the remedy?The mechanical answer is obscure.I do not know how smart I am.

sprinks
09-10-2008, 05:21 AM
Note to self: You keep getting second chances, so use them. Use them well.

adilyoussef
09-22-2008, 09:34 PM
Note to self: why haven't I said no and stopped before the harm was done. There is no nest time this time. I'm such a fool.

wilbur lim
09-24-2008, 04:07 AM
Note to self:I will oblige myself to enhance my Maths knowledge,and I want money.

princesspoppi
09-24-2008, 04:42 AM
Note to self: things usually aren't as bad as you think they are

RoCKiTcZa
09-24-2008, 08:36 AM
STEPS IN FILING AN APPEAL FOR DIVINE FORGIVENESS:

1. Shake those thoughts out of your head.
2. Get down on your knees and repent.
3. Never grant them entrance into your messed-up brain again!

Scheherazade
03-31-2009, 11:09 AM
Note to self: Remember to bring your cup of tea from the kitchen once you have made it.

*toddles back to kitchen to pick her cuppa*

papayahed
10-24-2009, 11:17 PM
Note to Self: Make sure the next job does not require weekend coverage.

Remarkable
10-25-2009, 10:30 AM
Note to Self: Get working on those math problems!

*off to bed*

DocHeart
10-25-2009, 02:14 PM
Note to self: do not allow your arrogance to make you lose this girl.

stephofthenight
10-26-2009, 02:44 AM
Note to self- Don't send a man to do your shopping.

qimissung
10-27-2009, 08:02 PM
Note to self- Don't send a man to do your shopping.

:lol:

rimbaud
10-27-2009, 08:07 PM
note to self: be more productive!

Nemo Neem
10-27-2009, 08:07 PM
Do not drink coffee after 2 PM. You won't sleep at night, or you'll loose sleep.

skib
10-27-2009, 08:21 PM
Note to self: has anybody covered 'don't eat yellow snow?' Those of us in northern colorado may need that advice tomorrow.

papayahed
10-27-2009, 09:16 PM
Note to self: has anybody covered 'don't eat yellow snow?' Those of us in northern colorado may need that advice tomorrow.

This about sums it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rctz1BVuco&feature=related