The Rubber Duckese Workshop

[RobinHood3000]

Herein shall lie the inner workings of that great and glorious language which is Rubber Duckese (modified slightly into the latest dialect):

-Capitalization, punctuation, and syntax work just like English.
-quack-quackedy = compound words
-quack-quack = contractions
-squeak = prepositions, articles, conjunctions, and anything else not worth a full "quack"
-quack = everything else

Quack quack?
(Any questions?)

[emily655321]

Quack squeak quack.
(Sounds like fun. :D)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I have a question,

Quack?

[RobinHood3000]

Hmm, good question.

Squeak quack quack squeak quack.
(Because people asked for it.)

[IrishCanadian]

Quackety squeak quack!
(You're all wierdos!)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Thank you for your answer Robin. But it begs another:


Quack?

[RobinHood3000]

Another good question.

Squeak quack squeak quack squeak quack.
(By starting a thread about it.)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Thank you Robin. That answers my question as well as I could have hoped. If only everyone in this forum spent the time to be as precise and thorough in their answers.

Quack quack quackety squeak-squeak, squeak squawk hoot! (excuse my french!)

[Scheherazade]

Oh, goodie! Something else to add my already-ever-so-long resume: Fluent in Rubber Duckese!

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack quackety squeak-squeak, squeak squawk hoot! (excuse my french!)
~gasps~ :eek: I'm appalled!

[beer good]

So when can we expect the first rubber-duckese translations of the greatest works of literature? Get to work already!

Squeak quack, squeak quack squeak quack; squeak quack squeak quack. (All apologies to William Squeakspeare.)

[Koa]

(All apologies to William Squeakspeare.)

LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now...I should try this one cos I want to know all languages...but it somehow looks so challenging to me...

squeak...

[RobinHood3000]

I believe my work here is done :D.

[Anon22]

Squeak quack quack?

(Or is it?)

[Weeping Willow]

Seems i lost all the fun yesterday.. :(.. and i went studying Spanish.. what was i thinking.. :lol:...

Quack! Quack quackedy quack squeak!!!
(thats all folks!)

[Miss Darcy]

Quack quack quack.

(I see.)

[Nightshade]

QuacK quak quak QUAK !!
Sqweak quakadey-quak-quak!
:bawling: ;)
Qua-ak, cluck- squeak quak quak :D:D

[Weeping Willow]

Night... Squeak.. quack :bawling:?
quackdey quack quack?

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack quack-quack quack squeak squeak quack Quack-Quackedy.

(I believe she's mixing in a little Rubber Chickenish.)

[Riesa]

lol
Quack quack quacks!
(You lot are nuts!)
Squeak, quack quackedy quack.
(but it's very entertaining)
Quack squeak quackedy.
(Good way to start this monday morning!)

[Kaltrina]

Quack quack!
(hello everyone)
Quack squeak quack quack. :D
(this is so fun :D)

[samercury]

lol :lol:
quack quack!
(how fun)
quack-quak squeak quack
(I'll be back)

[Nightshade]

Quack quak Cluck squeak Cluck cluck?!
(Dont you recognise Cluck accent??)
Aqak quwaa Robin Quack -qcuak squeak ME!!
:lol:

[Aurora Ariel]

Q****! Q****!***********!!!..............oops...sorry there...I forgot this thread wasn't 18+.....my apologies!....

[papayahed]

MiiMi MiiiiMMMMMIIIIIII

[Weeping Willow]

Quack? :confused:

[Stanislaw]

err, ahem *cough* *cough*

quak quak quak squeek quak QuAk SqUeEk, *cough* quak.

heh heh heh, HiJaCkEd in accented duck speak! :D

[smilingtearz]

QUACK!!:eek:
(WOAH!:eek:)

Quack quack quack!
(Please correct me if necessary... I meant to say..."great thread here!")

[Taliesin]

Piiks piiks prääks prääks prääks prääks piiks prääks prääks?
Uhm, sorry, we have a terrible accent. But what we meant to say was:
Squeak squeak quack quack quack quack squeak quack quack?
(but how does one inject words in Rubber Duckese)

[IrishCanadian]

lol
Quack quack quacks!
(You lot are nuts!)
Squeak, quack quackedy quack.
(but it's very entertaining)
Quack squeak quackedy.
(Good way to start this monday morning!)

QUH-WACK!

Squeak Quackety quack quack
(icouldn't agree more)

[Kaltrina]

Quaaacckkk :) squeak quack...

(you guys are the best)

[Nightshade]

Sqweak quack quak
:brow: ;)
:D

[Weeping Willow]

Squack! quack! quack!!! :lol: :wave:

[Stanislaw]

bock, bcak, squack pwuak! :D

[Weeping Willow]

Yar!! quack! ..... :lol:

[Stanislaw]

I am a chicken! (http://music.podshow.com/music/library/music/BockBock.mp3)

:D

[Weeping Willow]

Quack??? :confused:

[Stanislaw]

Muahahahahahahahaha pukwauk pukwauk, squak, pwak. :D

(tis a song if the link works)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack queck squeck!
(Yes i saw :D)
Quack Squeck squacky squeck squack?
(but what it has to do with duckish?)

[Stanislaw]

Quack queck squeck!
(Yes i saw :D)
Quack Squeck squacky squeck squack?
(but what it has to do with duckish?)

Pquak, pcrak, pwuak!
(chicken revolution!)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

but can we ever really understand the meaning of "Quack" in a true sense? Isn't a "Squawk" just a "Squeak" when viewed from a theoretical, objective standpoint?

And what does "Quack" say about the quacker? If I might deconstruct the word:

"Q. u. a. c. k."
(I. m. a. s. n. u. t. s. a. s. t. h. e. r. e. s. t. o. f. y. o. u!)

[Virgil]

You know, I never paid much attention to this thread. But after a hard day at work, I can either express myself in duckese or I can tangle the Language is Control thread.

Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quackity quack, quackity quack.

Xamonas - Please don't turn this into that other thread. And if we're lucky, perhaps Unnamable won't know we're here. Quack! Quack! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack!
(Fingers crossed!)

[Riesa]

Quack, quack! Quackedy, quackedy squeak....Squawk! Quackedy-Quack quack.

(feel free to interpret as you wish.)

[smilingtearz]

Quack squeak quackedy quack!

[Pensive]

Quack Queek Quack Queek
(Ouch, look at my accent)

[Riesa]

lol
Quack quack squeak quack.
(Reads great to me.)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quack, quack, quack. *Pause* Quackity quack, quackity quack.

Xamonas - Please don't turn this into that other thread. And if we're lucky, perhaps Unnamable won't know we're here. Quack! Quack! :D

Hahahaha :lol:.. that's so funny !.. :lol:.. hihi....
Shhh...... :D..

Quack Quadish Qauacdeal? Quack Squeck squack! :)
(how you all doing? Hope that ok! :D)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Quack Quadish Qauacdeal?

Sounds more like rubber chicken than rubber duckish to me - or is it cooked goose? ;)

[Weeping Willow]

Sorry i was speaking with my mouth full.. (eating mushrooms off cousre!! :lol:..)

[Riesa]

Squeak,quack... quack quakedy quack quack?
(um, guys...aren't you forgetting something?)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack? .... :eek2:

[samercury]

Quack quack squeak quack!? :eek:

(What have I missed!? :eek: )

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Quack quackedy-squeak?
(Your birthday?)

[Riesa]

Quack squeak squeak quack squeaks squeak quacks.

(Nothing but a few squeaks and quacks.)

[samercury]

Quack?

(whose?)

[Riesa]

Quack quack squeak quacks.
(self-explanatory):)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack? :confused:

[RobinHood3000]

Qua?
(Eh?)


Quack-quack squeak quack.
(It's a colloquialism.)

[Riesa]

Quack quack quack?
(Do you have an ear-trumpet?)

[Nightshade]

Qua!? :confused:

Quee?
(why)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack Quack!!! Squack squeek! :)
(hey night! havn't seen you for a while.. :) )

[Nightshade]

squeak :nod:, quak quak, work aqa :yawnb:
(yes, you know how it is,work etc :yawnb: :

[Weeping Willow]

Sqeeck..! quack quack :D
(Yes i know :D)

[Pensive]

Quak Quak Squeeck

(Everyone knows everything)

Quook Quuuok

(Only I don't get them)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack quack sqweeck? :D
{what don't you get? :D )

[Virgil]

Holy quack! This quackin' thread has quacked all the way to five quackin' pages. Who would have quacked?

[Riesa]

qqq!
(lol)

[Pensive]

Quack quack sqweeck? :D
{what don't you get? :D )

Queek Quack Quock Queoik Quaxck

(Baby Ducklings don't get things)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack squeek quack!
(That what you think!)
Quack Squeek Squack squeek Quack!
(they actually understand better then any one else!)

[Chava]

Quack Quack Squek Quack.... (slams head into desk...)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack!!!... :eek:..
(eek!! ... :eek: )

[RobinHood3000]

Squeak...
(Ow...)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I refuse to speak in this ridiculous language anymore!

In the words of poe's crow: CROAK (nevermore!)

[Nightshade]

Qua, Quak QUACK!
:lol:

[Pensive]

Quicka Quacky Quookoy Quayack

(Has anyone watched Gilmore Girls?)

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack!
(I have!)

[Nightshade]

Quak 1 Quakisode:D

[Pensive]

Quacky Quacky Quack

(Robin, How did you find it?)

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack squeak quack.
(I used a map.)

[Weeping Willow]

Quicka Quacky Quookoy Quayack

(Has anyone watched Gilmore Girls?)

Quack! quack squeek!! Quack Squeek quack!
(Off course all the episodes off all the seasons.. except the last one, that was yesterday...)

[Nightshade]

Quak qu, Quakquall??:brow:
(let me guess football?)) :brow:

[Weeping Willow]

Quack!.... Mi que-quack qua qua quacking! :(
(nop.. mi E - mule is not working.. :( )

[RobinHood3000]

Quack quack quack quack quack quack-quack quack quack quack.
(You guys are lucky that I'm not enforcing grammar).

Quack quack quack quack quack quack-quack quack squeakedy quack squeak quack quack?
(Anyone else think that last night's episode of Gilmore Girls was a total downer?)

[Weeping Willow]

Quack!!! Quack Squeek!!!
(aaaaa please don't tell... i haven't saw it yet...)

p.s... and yes the show less good then before... :( ...

[Pensive]

Quack Quick Qook Quack

(I have just watched the first season)

[Nightshade]

Quack qack :rolleyes:

[Virgil]

No one has quacked in a while. I felt like quacking.

Quack, quack, quack. Quackedity quack, quackedity quack.

Wonder where Nightshade has quacked off to?

[Riesa]

Quack quack, quackedy.

She is probably off being responsible somewhere.

Quack!!

[Pensive]

Quack Quouck Quack Queek Quock Quack Quack Quack

(I was also wondering that where in the heck is Night)

Quick Quick Quack Queek Quock Quog Quagk Quirlk Quelk Qualck Qikuak Qualamk

(I have also watched some episodes of second and third seasons of Gilmore Girls)

[rachel]

quack quack(sniff) quackedy quack. Me too, I am worried. NIGHT SIGN IN.

[Virgil]

Quaaaaaack, quaaaaaack. Crying quaaaaaack. :bawling: No Rachel for the summer. Quaaaaack.

[Weeping Willow]

Quack Squick Squack! - Just because!

[RJbibliophil]

quack quack quacky quack quack, squeak quack quack-quakedy quack!
(We will miss her very much, but this is great!)