You're Never Alone

[prince]

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You're never alone, I'm always near
When your troubled, down or blue
All you have to do is call me,
I'm always here for you.

It doesn't matter where I'm at,
It doesn't matter when.
When you need someone to talk to,
I'm here to be your friend.

If you need someone to hold your hand,
or a hug to say I care.
If you need a shoulder to cry on,
for you I will be there.

So never think you are a burden,
when the weight gets to be to much.
You might find if look hard enough,
a good friend could be the right touch.

You're never alone, I'm always here,
through the good times and the bad.
I'm always here to be your friend,
I don't like to see you sad .

[starrwriter]

I'm never alone, either, which bugs me (if you will pardon the pun.)

In my apartment I have geckos, roaches and ants to keep me company. Geckos are supposed to eat insects, but all they do is chase each other across the walls. Cowards.

Outside in the courtyard I have a billion mosquitos to make me feel less lonely. Buzz buzz buzz. Tiny vampires. One of them gave me a case of dengue fever a few years ago. I think the high fever caused dain bramage.

Other tenants in this apartment building bother me the most. Yack yack yack. They have nothing worthwhile to say, but it makes them feel safer to talk. When I hear a knock on my door, I pretend no one is home.

[Weeping Willow]

Should i feel sorry or should i remind you that you live in
H - A - W - A - I - I !!!
hello.. pardise.....

[Ashen]

I wonder if Prince is offended that the only replies to his post have really nothing to do with what he wrote.
I think we all suffer from some sort of mild or major brain damage or dyslexia. Basically were all effed up. Some of you will agree and some of you wont. Either way I dont care.

[starrwriter]

Should i feel sorry or should i remind you that you live inH - A - W - A - I - I !!!
Even in paradise, life is like an excrement sandwich: the more bread you have, the less excrement you have to eat.

(Ha! How's that for getting around the profanity prohibition?)