If Women Ruled The World

[starrwriter]

If women ruled the world:

http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/women/women.htm

[RobinHood3000]

Amusing, I suppose, but likely to be offensive to many. Maybe I'm just channeling and being uptight after reading "Politically Correct Red Riding Hood."

[lhaeber]

yes, offensive to me, and me woman!! (roar)
Starrwriter, aren't you the one that found the joke chat had such trivial and mind numbing jokes? (My words).

[starrwriter]

Amusing, I suppose, but likely to be offensive to many. Maybe I'm just channeling and being uptight after reading "Politically Correct Red Riding Hood."
Don't be a drone to political correctness, which is the new fascism. Anyone who finds that innocuous web page "offensive" was born without a sense of humor.

[RobinHood3000]

Of course not--can't stand political correctness, especially when people start trying to popularize phrases like "Eve and Adam." Nonetheless, there's a middle ground to find, and you're drowning off-shore here.

[Nightshade]

If women rulled the world:
the world would be a better place ;)
probably not. Hey starr just out of interest did you know that some insurance companies refuse to insure male drivers because statistically they are worse and less safe than women?
just a thought!

And maybe theyd just ban toilet seats all together that way you dont have the whole who left the seat up issue ( plus cleaning those things is out and out gross!)
I didnt mind it much it proves the delusions of men and as everyone knows (ask the penguins) keeping the target missinformed is most definetly of advantage.
--But then again I find propaganda amusing and really an art form to be admired.

[starrwriter]

Of course not--can't stand political correctness, especially when people start trying to popularize phrases like "Eve and Adam." Nonetheless, there's a middle ground to find, and you're drowning off-shore here.
Middle schmiddle. Never compromise with evil. I'm doing swimmingly, thank you very much.

[RobinHood3000]

~whistles sharply~ Where are those darn mechanical sharks when you need them??

[Nightshade]

What is that poem Im thinking of when Im old Ill wear purple and a red hat that doesnt suit:D

out of interet did you know that a) saying politically correct is not politically correect
and B) Christams is not politically correct and here in the uk they are lobbying to change its name to wghat was it oh yes Winterval
and star surly you can laugh at that!
Whats the politically corect red riding hood?
:D (I really need to get a smilie that shakes its head in amusment but until then ((g))

[Scheherazade]

I don't find it offensive at all! They are funny! And yet more examples to prove that women look at things from a more practical and orderly perspective!

The only thing I am offended about is the fact that I did not come up with some of those ideas! I mean c'mon! The compact mouse and colour coded car park ideas are rather neat!

[rachel]

If someone rules the world, for real, I think they don't need to shout about it or prove a thing. They just do it.
I know you would be happy if it was a worldwide woman's rule Starr. You would have fodder for complaining enough to last the rest of your days.
And just think everytime you walked down the street any body's mother could pull you over to the side of the curb and take out their tissues and spit on them and t hen wipe your smudged dirty face for you. Then they could comb back your hair and standing back smile and say " okay you can run along now and play"
how about that eh?