Weird or just another day at the market? [Archive]

papayahed

11-23-2005, 07:13 PM

A friend of mine was telling me about a local wrestler. The Wrestler wears a mask. One day her husband saw the wrestler in the grocery store. The wrestler was in costume mask and all; he had his cat with him, the cat was also wearing a mask.

I can't get passed the part about a cat in the grocery store. My friend can't get the passed the part about the cat having the mask on....Which part is weirder??

Logos

11-23-2005, 07:56 PM

Which part is weirder??

Anything to do with WWE wrestling is weird :p

starrwriter

11-23-2005, 09:01 PM

I can't get passed the part about a cat in the grocery store. My friend can't get the passed the part about the cat having the mask on....Which part is weirder??
Definitely the cat wearing a mask. Maybe he was raised by racoons and thought he was one of them.

jakobin

11-23-2005, 09:06 PM

sounds like the wrestler guy is abit of a freak, and the fact that he puts a mask on his cat means one of two things. 1) im right in thinking hes a freak or 2) he is really ugly, and so is his cat, hence the masks.

baddad

11-23-2005, 11:29 PM

Cat in a store? Not weird. Cat in a mask? Not weird. People that can't get past the weirdness of either? Weird. Scale of weirdness, on a '1 to 10 graph'........1. Weird.....is 'weirder' a word......repeat it or write it a few times...........wow, weird.....

papayahed

11-26-2005, 03:54 PM

Cat in a store? Not weird. Cat in a mask? Not weird.

Really? Are there a lot of cats in masks hanging out in the grocery stores in your neck of the woods?

Basil

11-26-2005, 04:21 PM

Maybe the cat was wearing a mask because the cat is a . . .

CAT BURGLAR!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week . . .

RobinHood3000

11-26-2005, 05:35 PM

HA!! A-Hahahaha...haha...ha. Ehh...

I say the cat in the store is a smidgen weirder than the cat wearing the mask. But the cat AND the wrestler wearing a mask in tandem pushes it over the line so that it's weirder than the cat in the store.

emily655321

11-26-2005, 09:57 PM

I disapprove of costumes on pets, in general. But my disapproval of professional wrestling is significantly greater. The fact that the freak loves his cat is cute, and if the cat digs going out in public, more power to him. But it's the wrestler shopping in his spandex skivvies that weirds me out.

Somehow reminds me of Kompressor (http://www.kompressormusic.com/). (And, in preemptive response to the inevitable question— No, it's not serious.)

ho'nehe

11-26-2005, 10:51 PM

Maybe the cat was wearing a mask because the cat is a . . .

CAT BURGLAR!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week . . .

Nice one Basil :lol:
The only thing funnier would be the sight of a masked sumo wrestler and his masked cat .... that really would be wierd.... :eek: Probably just a publicity stunt .... see he already has fame - he made it here!! :D

Hey sumo and cat... Fatman and Mogin ??? I know, I know, I'm going..... :goof:

samercury

11-26-2005, 11:03 PM

Maybe the cat was wearing a mask because the cat is a . . .

CAT BURGLAR!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think that the weirder part of this is the Masked Cat....I see cats in stores sometimes...but a cat with a mask :goof: :lol:

baddad

11-27-2005, 12:16 AM

....hit the nail on the head again Em'....

Bongitybongbong

11-28-2005, 07:28 AM

I think that the combination of the two is werider than either one alone.

rachel

12-31-2005, 11:44 AM

we know this truly obnoxious guy who always walks about with his blind cat on his shoulder. rick brings the cat into all the stores and shops and of course it is not supposed to be allowed for health reasons. But he is such a proud disagreeable man people give up arguing with him.
He had an industrial accident and was home recuperating. travis told me about him and i cried and went out and bought a ton of groceries for him(found out later I was just one of about ten people he was conning, but oh well) He whined and complained about this and that. Said he was starving but I noticed he fed his cat yogurt and a very fine imported beer. One of the last times I saw him was at my confirmation at Our lady of the Valley, an enormous european style Catholic church. He had taken a huge box and was putting all the celebration food into it for himself to take home. He eventually left our church and went to one he thought gave out more freebies. And always always there is that cat on his shoulders, smelling of beer and yogurt and fine german sausage. wierd guy.

emily655321

12-31-2005, 11:51 AM

Okay, okay, I know this is a strange part of the story to get stuck on, especially considering this is a man who Stole Food From Church, but...

...he fed beer to a cat??? :eek2: No wonder it went blind!

starrwriter

12-31-2005, 03:09 PM

...he fed beer to a cat??? :eek2: No wonder it went blind!
Hey, a cat I used to have drank beer and he never went blind. Part of my novel "The Paradise Connection" is about a PI whose one-eyed tomcat is an alcoholic. He has to wean him from beer to milk.

Virgil

12-31-2005, 04:37 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think that the weirder part of this is the Masked Cat....I see cats in stores sometimes...but a cat with a mask :goof: :lol:

I think Same expresses my reaction to this perfectly.

rachel

12-31-2005, 08:54 PM

Oh wow Emily, never once did I think that the alchohol could have contributed to his blindness.
Yes he has fed him beer and I may be wrong but I think some vodka all his life and he says he likes him better than God or if I may quote him 'he worships him instead. something like that. He is THE proudest most arrogant human I have ever come across in my life.

starrwriter

01-01-2006, 12:59 AM

Maybe the cat was wearing a mask because the cat is a . . .

CAT BURGLAR!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week . . .
And thank you for the warning. I'll be here the rest of this year.

PS: Who IS that homely woman you use as an avatar?

Basil

01-01-2006, 02:03 AM

Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, but . . .

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/scheherazade1jpg1cd.jpg

SCHER

rachel

01-01-2006, 02:15 PM

oh for heaven's sake Basil!!!!. what a way to build up someone's ego and starting right at the New Year too. Somehow I think she looks a bit more like her avatar. What a goof you are. Say have you posted your pic or are you really a guy and that is really you.
hmmmmm intriguing.

papayahed

01-01-2006, 04:58 PM

Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, but . . .

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/scheherazade1jpg1cd.jpg

SCHER

:lol: :lol: :D :D

starrwriter

01-01-2006, 05:42 PM

Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, but . . .

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/scheherazade1jpg1cd.jpg

SCHER
Oooo, Scher will spank Basil. I can't wait!
(Tee-hee)

Scheherazade

01-01-2006, 11:13 PM

Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, but . . .

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2875/scheherazade1jpg1cd.jpg

SCHER
You did promise not to tell to anyone...

Young man, no more KitKats for you for a month!!!

Though that is surely one of my better shots...

papayahed

01-03-2006, 05:39 PM

I particularly like the neckerchief, is it hding your wings?

Scheherazade

01-03-2006, 08:57 PM

I particularly like the neckerchief, is it hding your wings?Why, yes it is, Papaya! How very observant of you to notice that! And of course, needless to say, the strong, white light coming from above...

*points at her halo humbly*

rachel

01-04-2006, 12:55 AM

oh my i must be tired. at first I didn't connect the wings part with uh well wings. I thought instantly of Candice Bergen and how she always wears a thick necklace or a scarf or whatever to hide her wrinkly turkey neck.I cannot bear the thought of such a neck on Scher, it can't possibly be. She looks like her avy and cannot be more than thirty six. period. oh if there was only a way to find out.
for real.
any thoughts out there you geniuses, which are many. Robin any thoughts, Virgil who can help with digital photography.
There doesn't happen to be anyone related to Bill Gates with a couple of ideas is there?
ah well that would not be right. right to privacy and all that. but perhaps if we all could shed some genuine tears a softening of heart would come about. And it wouldn't hurt to throw in a couple of pounds of fresh jam. Whatever will bring the Lady Scher into proper focus.
And Basil unless that dear woman is related to you, could we please have the peacock back, please. it is an interesting drawing though, rich in color. but Sher it is NOT.

Jay

01-04-2006, 05:11 PM

I like Basil's current avy. If Scher isn't yelling MURDER yet I suppose she doesn't mind being on Basil's avy. Shame Basil couldn't get the picture like Harry Potter pictures. Do you reckon she can deliver bops with both hands and her wings? :p

papayahed

01-05-2006, 10:48 AM

Scheherazade

01-05-2006, 01:11 PM

I thought instantly of Candice Bergen and how she always wears a thick necklace or a scarf or whatever to hide her wrinkly turkey neck.I cannot bear the thought of such a neck on Scher, it can't possibly be. Well, I am kind of a turkey but not around the neck... Not yet at least!

And here is my avatar in more focus:

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~crb35/humble%20fairy.jpg

And Jay, those wings look good for bopping to me!

;)

rachel

01-05-2006, 08:42 PM

absolutely gorgeous, you see that is how I have always seen you, so after all this time....I figure it must be true.
and didn't you tell us on a chat once that you were on the telee I think you were either the winner or runner up for Miss Britain when you were a teen. right?
go Shcer, here she comes miss beauty queen,minus chicken wings, and she's still seventeen.....hands bouquet of roses, what's that they only look like roses but are in fact kitkats. and enemy has seen to this. swine fake breaky apart and dry chocolate.

RobinHood3000

01-05-2006, 10:22 PM

Wow, very beautiful. In that harpy-waiting-to-stab-a-vigilante-in-the-back sort of way.

rachel

01-06-2006, 12:02 PM

you are absolutely unique and hilarious with your descriptions M'Lord. Are you a writer for a sit com or have you been studying those two wierd ronnies I see reruns of from about a hundred years ago.
once in a while stuff you say reminds me of Dame Edna. M'Lord are you.......related or something. your witty words mingled with just the right touch of acid-say are you just joshing us about being seventeen-or are you really seventeen times two....or three?
you would never lie to one of your devotees now would you?

RobinHood3000

01-06-2006, 04:23 PM

Never! And I swear on the head of my imaginary friend Bob that I'm telling the truth! :D

rachel

01-06-2006, 05:08 PM

oh well then your word must be your bond M'Lord, that is if you swore on invisible Bob's head.hmmmm
I wonder if a new thread is coming.or a column "ask Bob"
are you sure I have never seen you perform at Yuk Yuk's right after Jerry Seinfelf M'Lord.
Have you posted your picture, if I may be so bold as to enquire?