Smile!!!

[Nightshade]

Well I need to smile and trying to make othr people smile might bring me one so post a happy thought
PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese Im begging here ;)
:D
ok so happy thought err
"Dont let what you cant do get in the way of what you can"
Ok admmittedly not the best smile bringer but Im scraping the smile bucket here!

[Shira]

This is a post with a happy thought.


:banana:

[samercury]

It IS a good smile bringer (happy thought...).... :D :D :D

[subterranean]

Sorry, I haven't brush my teeth, so I'll just give little smiley for now :)

[B-Mental]

Two cowboys are riding horses down a trail they come to a clearing and stop for a break. The first cowboy climbs off of his horse, walks around to its tail, lifts the tail and kisses the horse where the sun don't shine.

The second cowboy watches this in disbelief and then asks, " Why'd you do that?"

The first cowboy says, "Because my lips are chapped."

The second cowboy thinks about this and asks, "Does it heal your chapped lips?"

The first cowboy replies, "Nope, but it sure keeps me from licking my lips!":)

[Monica]

I'll write that from memory so there might be mistakes, but it shouldn't spoil the fun:


Jolly Beggarmen - Chandelier Shop

As I went into the chandelier shop some candles for to buy
I went inside the chandelier shop but no one could I spy
Now I was dissapointed so some angry words I said
When I heard a sound of a *** right above me head
When I heard a sound of a *** right above me head

Noiw I was quick and I was slick so up the stairs I fled
And very surprised was I to find the chandelier's wife in bed
And with her was another man of quite considerable size
And they were having a *** right before me eyes
Oh, and they were having a *** right before me eyes

Noiw when the fun was over and done the lady raised her head
And very surprised was she to find me standing by the bed
If you will be discreet me boy if you will be so kind
Why don't you come up for some *** whenever you feel inclined
Oh, why don't you come up for some *** whenever you feel inclined

So many the night and many the day when the chandelier wasn't home
To get meself some candles to the chandelier shop I'd roam
But never the ones she give to me she'd give to me instead
A little bit more of that *** to light me way to bed
Just A little bit more of that *** to light me way to bed

So you married men take heed whenever you go to town
And if you leave your wife alone be sure to tie her down
And if you'll be so kind to just lie her on the floor
And give her so much of a *** she doesn't want that any more
Ay and give her so much of a *** she doesn't want that any more :D

[starrwriter]

Well I need to smile and trying to make othr people smile might bring me one so post a happy thought
PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese Im begging here.
Gag me with a spoon (as they used to say in 1980s Valley girl movies.)

[Nightshade]

Gag me with a spoon (as they used to say in 1980s Valley girl movies.)
huh???
:confused:

[AimusSage]

I think all you need to do is to decide to smile.

Admittedly it is a simplified view of things, but when you think about it, everything comes down to a decision. Decide to go to bed, decide to have fun, decide to do or be whatever you want. Obviously not all decisions are constructive. But that is where wisdom comes around. Making the right decision depends on wisdom. I recommend you to decide to be happy, but can't make that decision for you. :)

[starrwriter]

Gag me with a spoon, as they used to say in 1980s Valley girl movies.


huh???
Never mind. I was just being sardonic.

[baddad]

mmmmmmm..........'sardonic'.......love that word............ *drool........spitslurp*