Dear Mom, I put a couple of people in Hell today.

[azmuse]

So bite someone else's tongue! ;)

[fayefaye]

I'm going to guess you're a first year med student? ;) meh. I hate studying any kind of biology, so don't bother with the bloodstream, etc. Aren't platelets partially responsible for blood clotting?

[azmuse]

no, nursing student & certified med. asst.
ja, ja :) they helps da clots
...and they do look highly fashionable, as a pick-you-up should you ever have to peep at any

[fayefaye]

red blood cells are cute. Look like nice cushions.

[AbdoRinbo]

azmuse, I'll bite your tongue.

[azmuse]

Well tell me why it's still intact, but I've teeth marks on my bum - Abdo, words have power! Be Gentle!

[AbdoRinbo]

Have you ever seen a cactus drown?

[azmuse]

...flailing its arms, running to the great sonoran desert - no.

have you heard sea-horses neigh? and isn't it too bad that we can't see air? i would color it apricot, sparkling purple...was always so sad when little that i had to look Through it...

[AbdoRinbo]

You want my card?

[azmuse]

would yes say, but am afraid of what else might be on it

[AbdoRinbo]

Not you, fayefaye.

[AbdoRinbo]

Ok, now you got burned!

[AbdoRinbo]

No card for you.

[azmuse]

...you're M-ing again

[AbdoRinbo]

Quiet, you don't exist anymore.

[azmuse]

but of course...i am a mere phantom
*with harpy-like smile*

[AbdoRinbo]

Insolent broads . . .

[imthefoolonthehill]

Abdo! are you still posting???

If so... thanks for cutting down on the fluff, man... good of ya.

[surf boy]

Admin banned his IP.

[imthefoolonthehill]

are you sure?

and as for your signature.

.|..

[fayefaye]

Then why's he still on the members list? And since when were you allowed to edit posts whilst you're banned? Why would admin bother to let him post his final goodbye?

[fayefaye]

fyi-if someone's accounts disabled, they're taken off the members list.

[surf boy]

You didn't read his last post in your thread, faye? He pretty much knew he was going to be banned. So he started editing all of his posts, but the admin saw what he had been writing and finally banned him.

[crisaor]

Originally posted by surf boy
He pretty much knew he was going to be banned. So he started editing all of his posts, but the admin saw what he had been writing and finally banned him. There's no sense in that.

[surf boy]

Why don't you just ask the admin whether he banned AbdoRinbo? No one believes a word I say.

[fayefaye]

Ok, I'll go do that now. :D Wait-so did abdo reply to my thread after me and basil wrote?

[surf boy]

Yes. I guess you never got to see it.

[fayefaye]

I'm kinda curious as to what he wrote. But I bet I'll regret saying that. happy birthday, btw. :D Don't tell me he took Basil's suggestion to drown himself in a sewer seriously.

[surf boy]

Heh, his response was pretty funny.

[fayefaye]

basil's or abdo's? I shouldn't be asking...... can't be good.

[fayefaye]

hey surf boy-it's been your birthday two days in a row now. ;D

[serpico]

He's off chasin' razzle-berries through paradise.

[star blue]

mmm, those are tastey.

[fayefaye]

I still don't actually know what they are.

[fayefaye]

I hate Freud because I completely agree with [what I know of] his ideas about religion. Yeah, I know I'm strange. But people NEED delusions, dammit! He dismisses it all so easily. I resent that.

[fayefaye]

But I guess it depends what you mean by religion.

[star blue]

you just need to chillax, fayefaye.

[fayefaye]

Whatever that means. [what the?]

*giving up on last desperate attempt to make this thread interesting. Abandoning all hope.*

[star blue]

um, . . . you want to hear something interesting? FINE! but y'all can go suck a knuckle cun-t.

alright. did you ever stop to think about why it is that heaven is up and hell is down and why that might be symbolic? I'll tell you why. because thousands of years ago, before judaism, the old testament or anything else, the ancient egyptians were already practicing the ritual of saying prayers for the dead (the catholics would later parody this cultic practice), which also meant that they believed in paradise and eternal damnation. they believed that preserving the body after death was the only way to ensure that one would not simply fade out of existence. this, of course, was the reason for mummification in egypt.

the process entailed that all organs, including the brain, be removed. this reduced the amount of moisture in the body, though, there was one organ that they never removed. this was the heart, the center of man's consciousness. see, the egyptians believed that when you traveled over to the next life, the jackal god anubis would remove your heart and place it on a scale. on the other side of the scale was the feather of the goddess ma’at, who embodied truth and justice. if your heart was heavy with deceit, the scale would fall and you would experience the rest of eternity in unrelenting agony. if your heart was lighter than the feather, the scale would rise and you would join osiris in the afterlife. sounds familiar, right? we rise to heaven and fall to hell. that’s where the idea came from.

[azmuse]

do we get a dissertation on the easter bunny next?

[azmuse]

got the hint. never mind; i'll shuddup :D

[crisaor]

star blue, that's a good post. Do you happen to like egyptian mythology?

[star blue]

some of it is interesting. do you?

[crisaor]

I do. I like several mythologies in fact. Egyptian included. I have a copy of the book of the dead, if that means anything.

[star blue]

death is weighing heavily on my mind right now.

[crisaor]

Why's that?

[star blue]

cause dying is somethin none of us can argue our way out of.

[crisaor]

You're right. But I'm still willing to be the first immortal (assuming of course that there aren't any). :)

[star blue]

you've never watched highlander?

[crisaor]

Yeah, but I'm not too comfortable with the chopping heads thing. I think I liked the first one, but they made too many movies, they ruined the story. Anyway, Queen's songs were great. :D

[star blue]

that they were.

[fayefaye]

I HATE bohemian rhapsody. so shoot me.

[imthefoolonthehill]

wait... isn't that the one song with "i'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, I'm just a poor boy from a poor fam-i-ly" and "easy come easy go, Ishmael let me go" or something like that?

thats a good song.

[star blue]

right you are, fool.

[crisaor]

Originally posted by fayefaye
I HATE bohemian rhapsody. so shoot me.
*Loading gun*
*Shoots Faye from point blank range*
You asked for it. ;)
Actually, Bohemian Rhapsody is an early song, from A Night at the Opera. Most of the songs in Highlander were recorded specially for the movie several years later. Some of them are included in A Kind of Magic.

[star blue]

take her down a peg, crisaor.

[fayefaye]

I have pegs?! :eek: :eek: *gasp* can i use them to throw at people like ninja stars? hehe. excellent.

[Jay]

The Queen's a pretty... well, was... a pretty good band :D. And Bohemian Rpapsody IS a good song ;). And I have one song for you Cris, Who Wants To Live Forever ;).

[crisaor]

That's another good one, Jay. When I first heard it (I got into Queen in the early 90s), I thought it was a song about Freddy dealing with his disease and all. Go figure.

[sloegin]

'Bicycle' is one of the best songs I've ever heard. Those bells...wow.

[star blue]

I think the reason fayefaye hates queen is cause freddy mercury was gay.

[crisaor]

He was bisexual, actually. But this is difficult terrain.

[star blue]

he had gay connotations then.

[Munro]

Was a gay icon at least

[star blue]

you're taking some heavy fire here, crisaor.

[crisaor]

LOL. Yeah.
He was a gay icon, no doubt of that. But he was also married (to a woman) for some time. So, he belongs to the bisexual categorie IMO.

[fayefaye]

I don't hate queen, I hate bohemian rhapsody. I don't have anything against people who are gay/bi

[fayefaye]

UNLESS queen and bohemian rhapsody are synonymous, in which case, sure, I hate 'em.

You're loading you're gun, aren'tcha cris? :)

[crisaor]

Yep. ;)
But it's justified, faye. I regard Bohemian Rapsody as their best song. Its complexity is marvelous.

[fayefaye]

*clutching Oasis CDs to self in defense* you wouldn't shoot THEM, would you?
*singing Champagne Supernova in plea for her life*

[Isagel]

Liking Oasis AND disliking Queen? Now I have to shoot you .
I´m really sorry about this Fayefaye.

You better run, girl.

[oval]

fayefaye, you suck.

[crisaor]

Originally posted by Isagel
Liking Oasis AND disliking Queen? Now I have to shoot you .
I´m really sorry about this Fayefaye.
You better run, girl.
Couldn't have said it better. :)

Originally posted by fayefaye
*clutching Oasis CDs to self in defense* you wouldn't shoot THEM, would you?
*singing Champagne Supernova in plea for her life*
No, I wouldn't. Damn it! That's a good defense mechanism. Consider yourself lucky. ;)

[fayefaye]

oval, your insults are pathetic. Crisaor-thanks. hehe.