More Covid 19

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SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

Social distancing and self-isolation
Is not a difficult thing to implement
When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs
And placed in solitary confinement

WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION

Since the panic buying caper
We have started using
Plant leaves as toilet paper
They're not our plants,
But they are very useful
And we returned the pots
I must say that to be truthful
To the neighbour's patio
Once the pots were full

A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES

Your grandparents
And great grandparents
Were asked to go to war
You are being asked
To sit on your sofas
So not exactly a chore

BEING IN ISOLATION WITH MY WIFE

Sadly, being in isolation with my wife
Has been to our relationships detriment
And I fear that it will either end
In divorce or more likely life imprisonment

IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL ABOUT CORONA VIRUS

If you receive an email about Corona Virus
Claiming that it’s spread by Tinned Ham
The government have stated categorically
You should ignore it because it’s just Spam

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lol

A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES is uproarious !

WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION is too too funny. I suffered TP anxiety once we got down to a two week supply for a few weeks. Luckily my daughter scored some for her household and mine at Costco recently. Seeing store shelves bereft of TP and Purell and other essentials due to hoarding is surreal. Waiting for the beef/protein supply to likewise hit the fan (if one can believe the media) :(

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

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Thanks Tailor, stay safe