Covid 19

[Biggus]

WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

The WHO don’t like
Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
So, what to call Coronavirus?
Covid 19 won’t do
Wuhan Virus? I think not
So, I’m calling it Kung Flu

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION HAS ANNOUNCED

The World Health Organisation has announced
Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt
All the quarantined dogs can now be released
So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

Self Isolation has become a necessity
As there’s a pandemic on the loose
Some people find isolation frightening
But not me because I’m a recluse

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

I have just heard the latest news
About the Pandemic, on the BBC
And I was shocked, an epidemic
Of wandering Pandas terrify me

SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS

Some people aren’t shaking hands
Because of the Coronavirus caper
But I’m no longer shaking hands
Due to the shortage of toilet paper

[Buh4Bee]

These are really great Biggus! Thanks for sharing.

[Biggus]

Thank you

[tailor STATELY]

lol... I've missed out your levity; be catching up on your posts soon.

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

[Biggus]

Thanks Tailor