Biggus
12-03-2019, 04:32 AM
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 41
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Barn
In fact, not a creature was stirring
At all on the farm
They were bedded down warmly
In the fresh laid hay
And slept in quiet harmony
Until the breaking of the day
JAMES DEAN LIVED LIFE TO THE FULL
James Dean lived life to the full
Seldom taking the time to pause
But he didn’t believe in Santa
So he was a rebel without a Claus
NORTH POLE SECURITY
At the North Pole at Christmas
Security is exceptionally high
And when they searched the bakery
They discovered a mince spy!
SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH
Santa had to insure the sleigh
At a fixed premium every time he flew
But on Christmas Eve it was more like
The Net Present Value
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED
The Bermuda Triangle got bored
Of warm weather over the years
So it relocated to Lapland and now
Santa Claus has disappeared
SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP
Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because he’s festive
His jollity stems from knowledge
Of where the naughty girls live
SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT
Santa wears a black belt
Just to make his suit look smart
It doesn’t mean he is proficient in karate
Or any other martial art
NORTH POLE CRISIS
There was an obesity crisis
At the North Pole that caused alarm
So, Santa decided he should act
And sent them off to an Elf Farm
SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE
Santa was looking for the future
Mrs Claus and to attract her
He decided to go speed dating
And as a result, he pulled a cracker
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 42
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the City
Peoples were alone for the season
Which was such a pity
The Church was the one place
Where they never felt alone
As they were welcomed
And made to feel at home
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Barn
In fact, not a creature was stirring
At all on the farm
They were bedded down warmly
In the fresh laid hay
And slept in quiet harmony
Until the breaking of the day
JAMES DEAN LIVED LIFE TO THE FULL
James Dean lived life to the full
Seldom taking the time to pause
But he didn’t believe in Santa
So he was a rebel without a Claus
NORTH POLE SECURITY
At the North Pole at Christmas
Security is exceptionally high
And when they searched the bakery
They discovered a mince spy!
SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH
Santa had to insure the sleigh
At a fixed premium every time he flew
But on Christmas Eve it was more like
The Net Present Value
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED
The Bermuda Triangle got bored
Of warm weather over the years
So it relocated to Lapland and now
Santa Claus has disappeared
SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP
Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because he’s festive
His jollity stems from knowledge
Of where the naughty girls live
SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT
Santa wears a black belt
Just to make his suit look smart
It doesn’t mean he is proficient in karate
Or any other martial art
NORTH POLE CRISIS
There was an obesity crisis
At the North Pole that caused alarm
So, Santa decided he should act
And sent them off to an Elf Farm
SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE
Santa was looking for the future
Mrs Claus and to attract her
He decided to go speed dating
And as a result, he pulled a cracker
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 42
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the City
Peoples were alone for the season
Which was such a pity
The Church was the one place
Where they never felt alone
As they were welcomed
And made to feel at home