Like many a royal personnage, the Princess
sometimes experiences la nostalgie de le boue.
She likes to kick off her dainty glass slippers
and squish a while through the fetid mud.
She loves the solecisms
of the common folk, the way
they call a spade a “fvcking shovel,”
but alas, the Princess
suffers under a curse
which is that even the foulest things
she utters or thinks
turn into poetry!