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  1. 02-28-2007, 12:32 AM #1
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    They fight crime!

    I saw this at another forum I belong to and thought it was really funny.

    They fight crime!


    He's a scarfaced shark-wrestling farmboy searching for his wife's true killer. She's a cold-hearted wisecracking fairy princess with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

    He's a maverick arachnophobic shaman who believes he can never love again. She's a brilliant snooty Hell's Angel with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

    He's an impetuous devious astronaut searching for his wife's true killer. She's a wealthy French-Canadian widow from a different time and place. They fight crime!

    He's a notorious Amish werewolf with nothing left to lose. She's a virginal kleptomaniac advertising executive from Mars. They fight crime!

    He's a sword-wielding alcoholic jungle king looking for 'the Big One.' She's a sarcastic winged magician's assistant They fight crime!

    He's a bookish neurotic cyborg on the edge. She's a sarcastic snooty femme fatale looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

    He's an unconventional vegetarian gangster who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a brilliant cigar-chomping cab driver with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
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  2. 02-28-2007, 07:27 AM #2
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    He's a Nobel prize-winning hunchbacked photographer on the edge. She's a warm-hearted renegade former first lady with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
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  3. 02-28-2007, 09:23 AM #3
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    He's an unconventional guerilla astronaut who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a vivacious red-headed advertising executive with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

    That is an awesome site.
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  4. 02-28-2007, 01:49 PM #4
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    He's an all-American overambitious boxer who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a cynical stripper. They fight crime!
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  5. 02-28-2007, 01:53 PM #5
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    I don't know why, but I keep getting the 'try again' link.
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  6. 02-28-2007, 01:58 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Mental View Post
    I don't know why, but I keep getting the 'try again' link.
    Try clicking where it says "try again" and it should re-load and give you a new one.
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  7. 02-28-2007, 02:08 PM #7
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    Hmm, locked up my computer, but after restart its working.
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  8. 02-28-2007, 02:18 PM #8
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    Wow, that is odd. The thread at the other forum is several pages long and was started by a moderator. Never caused any problems.

    Sorry it locked up your computer, although I don't know why that happened.
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  9. 02-28-2007, 02:24 PM #9
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    No worries.

    He's a fast talking flyboy waffle chef haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a vivacious Buddhist Hell's Angel with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
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    He's a benighted Catholic hairdresser searching for his wife's true killer. She's a wealthy communist wrestler looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

    He's an obese amnesiac gentleman spy on a search for his missing sister. She's a warm-hearted African-American bounty hunter on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

    He's an ungodly native American vagrant haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a supernatural communist socialite looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!


    What's the thing with hunting crime anyway? Why must everyone do it? We, for example, don't, and are very happy with it.
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  11. 02-28-2007, 04:32 PM #11
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    He's a notorious Jewish waffle chef on the edge. She's a virginal gypsy mechanic living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

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    He's a lonely alcoholic werewolf with no name. She's a warm-hearted thirtysomething vampire who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

    oh oh I wanna do it again

    He's an uncontrollable bohemian filmmaker possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a transdimensional mute fairy princess with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

    and again

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    and again

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    and again


    He's a superhumanly strong zombie photographer who believes he can never love again. She's a green-fingered antique-collecting queen of the dead looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
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    He's a gun-slinging overambitious romance novelist with nothing left to lose. She's an elegant African-American soap star with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

    He's an oversexed misogynist master criminal who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a hard-bitten hip-hop schoolgirl from beyond the grave They fight crime!

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    He's an oversexed arachnophobic photographer gone bad. She's a green-fingered wisecracking fairy princess who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
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