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    Registered User Delta40's Avatar
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    Smile Unprotected

    My hard drive groans
    I need protection...please!

    I thumped started it
    and a trojan or two
    galloped right through

    the disk drive spluttered
    malicious object!
    and triggered more malware
    to yank my hair

    Oh the names I have called
    when the printer stalls

    I think they spy on us
    and give me viruses

    screen freeze fun
    U R L to run

    is there no way to detect
    the purpose of such objects?
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Still, on a chalk plateau Bar22do's Avatar
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    Your Middle English couldn't fix it, neither could Chaucer be of help, I guess...
    So I suggest you use Mac and be protected forever after!
    A nice spontaneous modern verse!

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    Mac mae ne'er fellen
    thogh myn herte chaunteth
    wan ye pynchen at
    myn poetry!

    lol
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Still, on a chalk plateau Bar22do's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delta40 View Post
    Mac mae ne'er fellen
    thogh myn herte chaunteth
    wan ye pynchen at
    myn poetry!

    lol
    aha! this I understand much better; and myn herte chaunteth too!


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    See if you can get hold of Don Paterson's latest collection 'Rain' (which won the UK Forward Prize in 2009), in which there's a poem called 'Song for Natalie 'Tusja' Beridze' who makes leftfield electronic music. Your poem reminded me of that, although Paterson's is more OTT. An extract from his poem reads:

    For I would have all your plug-ins run in real-time, in the blameless zero-latency heaven of the 32-bit floating-point environment, with no buffer-glitch or freeze or dropout or lag;

    and yes, that is copied verbatim. It's very tongue-in-cheek - see if you can get a copy and read it all.

    I liked your poem as well - you seem to have an appealingly restless desire to be creative with language. Don't lose that, but see if you can tidy up the poetry side of things and you'll be on to a winner.

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    I love the good natured humor of this; I imagine all of us can relate to infuriating computer problems. I had my HD, motherboard, and video card all fail once within 3 months of each other and all 3 times I had to ship it across state to get it fixed. The wonderful "convenience" of the digital age, indeed.
    "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." --Carl Gustav Jung

    "To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due." --Neil Gaiman; The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists

    "I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" --The Proclaimers

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