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    If life was a pile of dog crap, I just scraped some off on my sped director's face.

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    If life were a box of chocolates, I'd slice each one in half so I knew what I was gonna get.
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

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    If I stepped in another pile of dog ****, I scraped more on my principal's face and the ****ty parent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    If life were a box of chocolates, I'd slice each one in half so I knew what I was gonna get.
    LOL

    If life was a dish I would spare it a spice or two.
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

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    I will drink life to the lees.

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    I don't want a life where pizza reaches your house before the police.

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    If life was a nightmare then i must be probably living on elm street.

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    If life were a gamble, I'd be in debt to the owner, not the one who breaks the bank...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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