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    QUOTE=The Atheist;1221577]Brrrr. Whatever you do, don't do that.

    One thing I have noticed is that tolerance for cold decreases with age. What you need to lose is the humidity.

    That Mojave Desert sounds like the place![/QUOTE]

    The one nice thing about the cold is you can always put on more clothes....you can't get naked enough on a hot day. I wonder if a bit of cold might pick up some of the parts of me that gravity has dropped...I know my stomach used to be a bit higher.
    don't think I would like scooping snow off the roof though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    In my opinion, the deserts of the Southwestern United States are wonderful and beautiful places, also they are vicious and hazardous places. I've lived in the Mojave Desert in Southern California and in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona.

    The Mojave (Mo-HAH-vee) is mostly high-desert (3000 feet elevation, plus or minus) and consequently it tends to have cool evenings, even after blistering-hot days. For me it has a distinctive smell, particularly early in the morning. Once you experience it, you will never forget it. It's sort of tangy and sage-like and I think it comes from the creosote plants. I love the smell of the Mojave in the morning. Every once in a while the climate will hit a sweet spot and an entire hillside will cover itself in a carpet of desert flowers for a few days, yellow, blue, shades of purple, usually just one color at a time. The seeds may have been lying dormant for years, waiting for that magic combination of moisture and temperature to germinate, and then - voila - it's party-time.

    The Mojave also is home to these little fellers:



    The Mojave-Green Rattlesnake has a particularly potent venom, and as I understand it, their venom has a neurotoxin and a hemotoxin. But what makes them especially dangerous is their aggressiveness. An Air Force Survival Instructor told me that the Mojave Green displays unusual behavior for a snake - it's territorial. So the hapless desert wanderer (or unfortunate downed pilot, crawling away from the wreckage) who happens to violate the Green's territory - will be attacked.

    I like a critter with gumption.

    The Sonoran Desert by contrast is mostly low desert. I remember days in Tucson where it'd hit 120 degrees Fahrenheit in the afternoon and by midnight it'd only cooled down to a 100 or so. But as they say - "it's a dry heat." Even on the hottest days there, I never got sweaty. I sweated, but I was never sweaty; it evaporated too quickly. To me it felt prickly all over. Every pore of my body would perspire, but then would immediately evaporate, and a thousand tiny beads of sweat became a thousand tiny evaporative coolers and felt like a thousand little pin-pricks.

    At any rate, a good book about the Desert Southwest is: Desert Solitaire by Ed Abbey. I'd go so far as to say it's a great book, one of El Sancho's favorites.
    Ah Sancho, where were you in my high school days...I can just imagine sitting in the back seat of my dads old Studebaker and you telling me about snakes and flowers....I think I would fall in love right then...
    I seem to recall the smell of Creosote...what was that used for?

    Oh, by the way, the thing with the purple tongue...my older sister...yep, happened when I was looking over some of the family heirlooms...I didn't go back, even though I hear she gave big brother bubba a pair of daddies used shorts and little brother a broken timex....

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Sorry to hear of your loss Sounds.
    I lost both parents when somewhat young-mother in 1988 and dad in '91, but I still have my four older siblings and yes they/ we are crazy as evidenced by what I've shared over the past few years on here.




    I've travelled west enough to confirm, except for that one time in Gallup New Mexico.
    It was sometime back in the '70's we were eating at a diner off of Old Route 66 when a bus pulled up outside.
    Sophia Loren walks in, my adolescent shorts started to dance, but what's more amazing was to see ice water glasses slipping from the patrons hands.


    Sorry to hear you lost your parents early. I think it is hard to lose loved ones at any age; though hopefully, Silent will lose me before I start wearing diapers again...

    Wow, are you putting us on, or did you really see Sophia? Hum, I wonder what gravity has done to her....has anyone seen Raquel Welch lately?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    Kinda looks like she's trying to shmoosh 'em together to make one great big one.
    You guys had any experience with the push up bras? I remember when I was a youngster, you could make anything look 3 times its size by putting a wire under it and pushing it together...trick was to buy it one size smaller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Ah Sancho, where were you in my high school days...I can just imagine sitting in the back seat of my dads old Studebaker and you telling me about snakes and flowers....I think I would fall in love right then...
    Mmm-hmm, what could'a been. Eh, Sounds? 'Cepting I think we should leave old Pappy's Studebaker in the garage and unleash the 360 very spirited ponies under the hood of El Sancho's ride:



    You and me in a Candy-Apple Red, 1965 Rag-Top Pontiac GTO, and the whole town would'a been saying, "Uh-Oh, here comes trouble."

    Aiy-aiy-aiy. Okay, so, now back to the discussion of the mechanical apparatus known as the push-up bra...
    Uhhhh...

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    I remember those front fastening ones.


    Probably designed by a man who had a frustrating time as a hamfisted teenager.
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    I had a sweetie in high school whose father, claiming to portend the future, would pinch the clasps of her bra together with a pair of needle nosed pliers. Adapt and overcome, thought I. This paranoid parental procedure was of small consequence to somebody with intestinal fortitude, like myself. However, a certain finesse was lost in the operation, as I recall. I seem to remember her saying, "Don't mess my hair up!"
    Uhhhh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    Mmm-hmm, what could'a been. Eh, Sounds? 'Cepting I think we should leave old Pappy's Studebaker in the garage and unleash the 360 very spirited ponies under the hood of El Sancho's ride:



    You and me in a Candy-Apple Red, 1965 Rag-Top Pontiac GTO, and the whole town would'a been saying, "Uh-Oh, here comes trouble."

    Aiy-aiy-aiy. Okay, so, now back to the discussion of the mechanical apparatus known as the push-up bra...
    I knew you were the man for me...look at all that seat room. I don't suppose you would let me take that honey for a ride? I guess that was 8 cylinders...how fast is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    I remember those front fastening ones.


    Probably designed by a man who had a frustrating time as a hamfisted teenager.
    Ah, we ladies love the front fastening ones also. Most of the women liked to take those octopus arms and open the back hook, as for me, I just pulled down the shoulder straps, turned the hook to the front and undid it.
    Of course, the fellows from the 70s sort of missed out because by then, we didn't bother with bras at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    I had a sweetie in high school whose father, claiming to portend the future, would pinch the clasps of her bra together with a pair of needle nosed pliers. Adapt and overcome, thought I. This paranoid parental procedure was of small consequence to somebody with intestinal fortitude, like myself. However, a certain finesse was lost in the operation, as I recall. I seem to remember her saying, "Don't mess my hair up!"
    Yeah, what is it with guys and hair, I almost hung a few fellows in my locks during back seat tango.

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    Did you check to see if he put on a chastity belt too? My dad used to get guys addresses and phone numbers before they took me out...
    then they would drive up at night and practically push me out so they didn't have to see dad again.
    How do you fellows feel about women with hair...a lot of the the ladies from the islands down here don't shave. How do you feel about men shaving their chests. A few of my boyfriends did it; though it was a little unnerving when I would find 5 oclock shadow on their chests....or worse.

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    Ahh The Wonder Bra years. I wouldn't bother shaving anything - unless it becomes a health and safty issue - You don't want to get anything caught in heavy machinery!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    ....unleash the 360 very spirited ponies under the hood of El Sancho's ride:



    You and me in a Candy-Apple Red, 1965 Rag-Top Pontiac GTO, and the whole town would'a been saying, "Uh-Oh, here comes trouble."

    ...

    I'm going to put Sounds question to me on you..."wow, are you putting us on?" ^that is a nice ride and convertable (looks like) to boot!

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Wow, are you putting us on, or did you really see Sophia? Hum, I wonder what gravity has done to her....has anyone seen Raquel Welch lately?
    ...
    Well, maybe a little.
    Gallup, diner, Route 66-yes. The Sophia part was a stretch, but it's how I imagined it would go.

    The discussion of wire frame support, led me to Constructivism and Tatlin's Tower:



    .
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Back again - been really busy with the job and elderlies.

    Gil asked about an allotment update - to date I've got in potatoes, sweetcorn, beans, leeks, courgettes, calabrese, cabbage and broad beans. Also I failed in my determination to get the greenhouse up. It's down at the allotment, but not up yet. Boo

    Last week I managed to get sunburnt across the bottom of my back. I looked like a red a**ed baboon by the end of the day.

    As for the job, I didn't get it. I failed in the cage fighting section of the interview, and gave away a submission at 1:1 when the big guy splashed me.

    I did go to St Mary's Guildhall this week for the annual prizegiving for the allotment society. It's a very old building where Mary Queen of Scots was reputed to have been imprisoned for a short while. It has marvellous panelling and sturdy wooden furniture.

    When you click on the links, scroll down to view the intended image which is larger.

    This is the entrance to the hall

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe...hp%3B344%3B377

    The back of the hall looking towards the gallery.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe...ml%3B550%3B365

    The front of the hall which has a stage where the prizes were given out.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe...2F%3B450%3B450

    The stained glass windows are pretty impressive too.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe...2F%3B394%3B320
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    You should've tried some moves of the recently deceased and much lamented Mick MacManus.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PFJMRn72I


    I've been to the guildhall, that's an epic setting for a prize giving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    You should've tried some moves of the recently deceased and much lamented Mick MacManus.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PFJMRn72I


    I've been to the guildhall, that's an epic setting for a prize giving.
    I used to watch him when i was a kid. My mum and dad watched the wrestling every saturday afternoon, and were devastated when it all came out that it was fixed. Looking at it now I can't see why they ever thought it wasn't. The ladies with the handbags at the front used to crack me up.

    The guildhall is an epic setting. While I was sitting there, I was reflecting on a photo of my wife's dad and uncle sitting in there with the machine tool guild 50 years ago. Very nice.

    I had some good news last week. My youngest brother has got me and my other brother tickets to see England RL play the Irish in Huddersfield in November. I'm dead chuffed. I haven't been to a professional match since the 80s.

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    ^Luchadors! Sweet!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I'm going to put Sounds question to me on you..."wow, are you putting us on?" ^that is a nice ride and convertable (looks like) to boot!
    Nah, I found that photo on the web.

    I found this photo on the web too, and it's a little more accurate depiction of El Sancho's high school ride. Come to think of it, it ain't all that far from El Sancho's current ride.



    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I knew you were the man for me...look at all that seat room. I don't suppose you would let me take that honey for a ride? I guess that was 8 cylinders...how fast is it?
    Of course. I'll pick you up at 8; I won't be late. Sounds, I do believe that car - the nice one not the jalopy - came standard with 389 V-8, which would develop around about 360 horse power when it hit top end. It'd go 0 - 60 in under 6 seconds. El Sancho's car, by contrast, would only hit 60 while in Mexican Overdrive (going down a very steep hill with clutch mashed in and praying to La Virgencia de Guadalupe).

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Did you check to see if he put on a chastity belt too?
    It wouldn't have mattered. They could've locked her in a bank vault and we'd've still found a way. High School hormones are super-charged.
    Uhhhh...

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    Ok, time to plan for the next party - a midsummer/midwinter solstice bash!

    June 21st.

    Barbeque for the northerners, mulled wine down south.

    Traditional orgies of feasting and earthly delights, I think.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Back again - been really busy with the job and elderlies.

    Gil asked about an allotment update - to date I've got in potatoes, sweetcorn, beans, leeks, courgettes, calabrese, cabbage and broad beans. Also I failed in my determination to get the greenhouse up. It's down at the allotment, but not up yet. Boo...

    ...I did go to St Mary's Guildhall this week for the annual prizegiving for the allotment society. It's a very old building where Mary Queen of Scots was reputed to have been imprisoned for a short while. It has marvellous panelling and sturdy wooden furniture....
    Nice piece of historical architecture, did you happen to spot the Ghost lady and Monk?

    http://theghostlady.com/st-marys-gui...ghost-lady.php

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    You should've tried some moves of the recently deceased and much lamented Mick MacManus.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PFJMRn72I

    I've been to the guildhall, that's an epic setting for a prize giving.
    Blokes have a tendency to recirculate topics here, such as ale, orbs, cars, etc., but I can't recall a time that we've discussed authentic Greco-Roman wrestling.

    My mother and I watched Staurday night wrestling on TV filmed live from the Dallas Sportatorium, now long since gone. This was followed by roller derby.
    Fritz Von Erich was the local hero back in the day. He was known for the "Iron claw" sleeper hold.

    The claw move comes in at 4:26...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZefj7osyc

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Ok, time to plan for the next party - a midsummer/midwinter solstice bash!

    June 21st.

    Barbeque for the northerners, mulled wine down south.

    Traditional orgies of feasting and earthly delights, I think.

    I'll bring the meat for the barbie...


    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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