To Swear Or Not To Swear

[Alexander III]

I can't be the only one wanting to see pictures of Varenne. Her profile picture is plenty cute, but I wants more! Enough teasing with comments referring to your perfect breasts and adorability. As they say on the internets, pics or it didn't happen!

See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

[Varenne Rodin]

I've had a strange phobia of fake boobs ever since I saw China's pop when I was a kid (the wrestler, she jumped off the top rope or something, I can't remember). Ever since then, it's only been real-boob porn for me, because in my world A FAKE ONE COULD BURST AT ANY MINUTE AND SPRAY EVERYONE WITH BLOOD AND FATTY TISSUE AND SYNTHETIC JELLY!

Hahaha. I had the same reaction! Gross! I recently read about some woman's fake boob falling down underneath her rib cage while she was running a marathon. Frankenstein needs to go back to the drawing board. Real tits for the win.

I like you too, Juniper. You're pretty swell.

[Varenne Rodin]

See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

It's hilarious that my mention of my breasts on some other thread, for comedic purposes, has now become part of a debate on how men should or shouldn't treat women. Please don't base too much on me and my interactions with pals here, ladies and gents. I'm atypical. A lot of my comments are nonsensical throw-aways, for fun.

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I have always been pro-gay. The fact that you equate homosexuality and efeminacy speaks more about the hillbilly stereotypes you are acustomed to than anything else.

What hillbilly stereotype would that be.

Mark asked what would you do if someone assumed you were gay. You said you'd punch him for the great insult to your dignity. He didn't ask what would you do if someone thought you were feminine. So, I figured if you could get so offended by someone assuming you were gay, that doesn't seem to say much about gay people from your point of view. If I misinterpreted, my apologies.

Haha. I don't feel the need to prove anything, but I've been meaning to post more pictures. I'm not some breast flasher, so no one should get their hopes up. Scarlett Johansson is pretty much my boob twin (I think mine are better). For comic-con dress up purposes, I'm very lucky to be stacked like a marvel girl. I only brag because I'm very impressed with myself.

Pics for proof, or it ain't true!

(I don't expect nudie pics, btw . . . though I'm not going to protest.)

[Alexander III]

What hillbilly stereotype would that be.

Mark asked what would you do if someone assumed you were gay. You said you'd punch him for the great insult to your dignity. He didn't ask what would you do if someone thought you were feminine. So, I figured if you could get so offended by someone assuming you were gay, that doesn't seem to say much about gay people from your point of view. If I misinterpreted, my apologies.


Pics for proof, or it ain't true!

(I don't expect nudie pics, btw . . . though I'm not going to protest.)

hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother, not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

[JuniperWoolf]

See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

...Did you just imply that men have sex with pigs?

I never said anything about equality, all I want is the ability to compete (which is something we can do now which we couldn't do before). "Equality" is just a buzz word.

It's true that it seems like men in general desire women far more than women in general desire men (that's another reason why I've always thought that there might be something wrong with me in terms of gender). I don't know why (actually that's not true, I could spit some evolutionary theory but that would completely derail the thread), but it definately gives women power over you. This common male obsession seems to make many men weak. I have friends who make men practically crawl though glass with nary a promise, and then they walk away and he thanks her for it. In fact, I'm not proud of it but I've banked on my looks to get out of trouble (hey, it was A LOT of trouble, if I can get out of it in any way, I'm going to). It was easy, and the poor schluck who should have gotten off scott-free was completely screwed. The sexual obsession of many males makes them putty, which is why I have never dated a slathering idiot. I have no time for people who are subservient.

Anyway, that's only within one social context (the one in which you're seeking a female to copulate with). Once I've spent enough time with a male, even the most desperate calms down eventually and his interaction with me becomes more real once I've proven myself an adequate conversationalist. Don't you have any females who you've hung out with long enough to become honest with? Maybe it's just because you're not coupled with anyone. People who don't have mates usually are a bit more desperate.

Incidentally Alex, I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of you.

[Varenne Rodin]

...Did you just imply that men have sex with pigs?

I never said anything about equality, all I want is the ability to compete (which is something we can do now which we couldn't do before). "Equality" is just a buzz word.

It's true that it seems like men in general desire women far more than women in general desire men (that's another reason why I've always thought that there might be something wrong with me in terms of gender). I don't know why (actually that's not true, I could spit some evolutionary theory but that would completely derail the thread), but it definately gives women power over you. This common male obsession seems to make many men weak. I have friends who make men practically crawl though glass with nary a promise, and then they walk away and he thanks her for it. In fact, I'm not proud of it but I've banked on my looks to get out of trouble (hey, it was A LOT of trouble, if I can get out of it in any way, I'm going to). It was easy, and the poor schluck who should have gotten off scott-free was completely screwed. The sexual obsession of many males makes them putty, which is why I have never dated a slathering idiot. I have no time for people who are subservient.

Anyway, that's only within one social context (the one in which you're seeking a female to copulate with). Once I've spent enough time with a male, even the most desperate calms down eventually and his interaction with me becomes more real once I've proven myself an adequate conversationalist. Don't you have any females who you've hung out with long enough to become honest with? Maybe it's just because you're not coupled with anyone. People who don't have mates usually are a bit more desperate.

Haha. I hope I never make you mad, or maybe it would be fun. Either way, formidable.

[JuniperWoolf]

Haha. I hope I never make you mad, or maybe it would be fun. Either way, formidable.

*takes another bow*

[MarkBastable]

Whoa, hang on there, Norman B.

hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother

Yeah, I did.

My question was, if someone utters an unflattering sentence with the word 'mother' in it, why do you feel compelled to punch them?

Let's try an experiment. Copy and paste the next few lines, and put in an exclamation mark at the point at which you feel punching would be necessary.

Your mother is not very good at basketball.

Your mother is personally responsible for the collapse of the European banking system.

Your mother makes lousy lasagne.

Your mother is a whore.

Somewhere in there, you tell us, your feelings of 'dignity and honour' kick in. Where, I wonder, and why?

...not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother, not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

Oh, okay. That makes much more sense.

As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

Just for clarification, Alex said he would be insulting is someone started mocking him because they thought he was gay, which I think is fair, because in that case, you're just dealing with a prejudiced a-hole.

[Alexander III]

Whoa, hang on there, Norman B.



Yeah, I did.

My question was, if someone utters an unflattering sentence with the word 'mother' in it, why do you feel compelled to punch them?

Let's try an experiment. Copy and paste the next few lines, and put in an exclamation mark at the point at which you feel punching would be necessary.

Your mother is not very good at basketball.

Your mother is personally responsible for the collapse of the European banking system.

Your mother makes lousy lasagne.

Your mother is a whore.

Somewhere in there, you tell us, your feelings of 'dignity and honour' kick in. Where, I wonder, and why?




As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

Ok wait, so if I hypotheticaly was in a bar with you, and there was a fuss, and I said " Your mother is a whore" - your reaction to that is "Well, I have such a pretty face, I wouldn't want to risk getting it damaged, so sure call my mother a whore all you want"

[MarkBastable]

Ok wait, so if I hypotheticaly was in a bar with you, and there was a fuss, and I said " Your mother is a whore" - your reaction to that is "Well, I have such a pretty face, I wouldn't want to risk getting it damaged, so sure call my mother a whore all you want"

No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

[KCurtis]

I don't swear with the intention of offending someone. I do it once in a while to punctuate or add flare to a conversation. It's hilarious because I'm adorable.

I used to be adorable. But since I've had so many of these I am no longer.

[Alexander III]

No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

Your answer, tells me one thing. That in this circumstance I will never be able to understand you and you never shall understand me.

As to the gay one, Mutatis actualy answered very well for me.

[MarkBastable]

Your answer, tells me one thing. That in this circumstance I will never be able to understand you and you never shall understand me.

Even so - please answer the question.