I did a bit of editing to this love letter from Tarzan in 'Tarzan of the Apes', Chapter 18, by Edgar Rice Burroughs:
I am Tarzan of the Apes.
I want you. I am yours. You are mine.
We live here together always in my house.
I will bring you the best of fruits, the tenderest deer, the finest meats that roam the jungle.
I will hunt for you. I am the greatest of the jungle fighters.
I will fight for you. I am the mightiest of the jungle fighters.
You are Jane Porter, I saw it in your letter.
When you see this you will know that it is for you and that Tarzan of the Apes loves you.
Will this work?