'the'
Reading my way through the Modern Library 100 Best Novels, there are actually 121 books, to get all pedantic like:
U.S.A: a trilogy
Studs Lonigan: tree books as well (excuse el àrbol, it's the Joyce, not me)
Dance To The Music Of Time: 11 books (enjoyable read, not dissimilar to Mitford or Waugh)
Parade's End: 4 volumes
The Alexandria Quartet: 4 bookey wookeeis
I think that equates hyaku nijuu-ichi. Arithmetic was never my strong ensemble.
Yes, reading though the Modern Library list, I often wondered lonely as a crowd what the very last word at the end of this insanity would be, and yes, it felt like an insane undertaking at times. Well, dat word turned out to be the definite article, 'the'.
My (perhaps original, notion, though I doubt it) contribution to the whole Wake analysis:
'the' is the most common word in English, but I doubt very few books, or writing for that matter end in the word, 'the'.
The last book on my list was Finnegans Wake. I felt I'd leave The Wake until last because, well quite frankly mr shankly, it scared the living bejesus out of me.
'A way a lone a last a loved a long the / riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Caslte and Environs.'
Jimmie Joyce commands the top spot with Ulysses, or as Shaun calls Shem's book in the The Wake, 'Usylessly Unreadable Blue Book of Eccles'. (Chap 7 Wake) Hats off Jimmie, if you cannot take the Mickey out of yourself, then who can you extract the Micheal out of, hey?
I fully concur, Ulysses at the top spot is as kosher as chicken soup. Thin Phil Lynott, 'It was a joy that Joyce brought to me.' (Roisin Dubh) I'll fill whiskey in my jar to that Philipoh.
The Wake. I was drowning, clutching at straws, hay, the whole bale of Gareth, and then, as an alcoholic, I had a moment of clarity: 'the riverrun'. Don't fight it, you will drop like lead into the sea; go with the flow. IMHO, the only way to tackle The Wake is to let the whole darn thing just wash over you like the Liffey. Acclimation to the alliteration, and all, and anon.
Why did I take the challenge? Because it's there Mr. Mallory. It's there Mr. Hillary.
I was stuck in the 19th century, and that's where my love of literature lies. I saw the list and was appalled at how few of the titles that I had read.
When did I start? I guess I started the list at an early age when I read 'Lord Of The Flies', but the full-on assault at the list began around 7 years ago. I must admit I didn't remain faithful to list throughout, and often had guilty flings with outsiders.
From blogs and whatnot seen on the web, it seems the folly is to start at the end and work your way to the top. This is more insane than barking at the sun. These blogs seem to peter put after a fashion with the last entry in 1994 or something. The stumbling block of the linear approach is that you are already trapped in the 100 books, so for crying out loud, give yourself some freedom of choice as to when you read them.
Also just look at this:
#26 Wings Of The Dove
#27 The Ambassadors
In the neighborhood:
#32 The Golden Bowl
Tie me to the whipping post on Filmore East for this if you like, but I friggin' HATE Henry James!
Well, I liked 'The Turn of the Screw' and 'Washington Square' to tell the truth. Those above mentioned books on the list nearly put me off reading for life! And to subject oneself to three Henry James novels in the space of 7 books is simply beyond the pale. To read Wings and Ambassadors back-to-back? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
James was by far the hardest reading of the list for me. This dude had the audacity to tell Edith Wharton how to write as well! Behave!
Anyway, I am now free to read what the heck I like now! Vive la library liberté!
The list is done!
Like the protagonist of any good tale, the circle is complete. Odysseus is back home in Ithaca with Penelope and the great pooch, Argos. The end begins with the end of the first sentence running into the beginning of the first sentence (if that makes sense), and as in true Aspect of the Novel style, things are not tied up in a neat bow.
And if you will excuse me, I think I'll head back to the 19th century for a while, the.