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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 264

    WHEN THE HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD

    When the headless chicken crossed the road
    There was no wing under which to tuck it
    Because sadly the chicken crossed the road
    In a mega sized, southern fried, family bucket

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414

    Doctor Foster
    Went to Gloucester
    But he blamed
    His cars sat nav

    THE FIRST TIME I MET MY WIFE

    The first time I met my wife,
    I didnít know if it was love
    But I knew she was a keeper
    As she wore massive gloves

    GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

    Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar
    The notorious Roman Geezer
    Who was full of vinegar and starch
    Met his end on the Ides of March

    LENT ABSTINENCE

    This time of year is significant
    For what Lent represents
    But I didnít know what to forsake
    So Iíve given up abstinence

    AT THE ST PATRICKíS DAY PARTY

    At the St Patrickís Day party
    A guy was playing the Ukulele
    But he didnít know when to stop
    Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

    MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE LOADS OF SAYINGS

    My grandparents have loads of sayings
    ďThereís no place like homeĒ being one
    But Iíve decided that theyíre hypocrites
    As they wonít let us put them in one

    I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED

    I have been happily married
    For five years to my wife Terri
    Unfortunately weíve just celebrated
    Our golden anniversary

    I WORK FOR A COMPANY

    I work for a company
    Supposedly exploring
    But if truth be told
    It has me snoring
    I drill all day for water
    And itís well boring

    I BORROWED TO PAY AN EXORCIST

    I borrowed to pay an exorcist
    Is my shameful confession
    But if I don't repay the loan
    Iím worried about repossession

    DAREDEVILISH # 1

    To do something daring
    That is my wish
    Like eating cup-a-soup
    From a dish

    I HATE THE OVER USE OF BREXIT

    I hate the over use of Brexit
    The word really makes me see red
    Why not call it something like
    The Great British Break Off instead

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    What fun! I could imagine you going along your ho-hum work day coming up with these snippets and giggling to yourself. Sort of like I did while reading them.

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