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    Holiday Collection

    CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2

    It was Christmas Eve in the workhouse
    And not a hint of the season in sight
    No stockings hang by the fire side
    So, it’s just like every other Night

    BLACK FRIDAY WEEK

    I miss the good old days
    When Black Friday
    Was actually limited
    To one single Day

    THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN EDEN

    It was the night before Christmas
    That magical time to believe
    When Adam said in the garden of Eden
    Hey it's Christmas, Eve!

    HAPPY TURKEY DAY

    When we have Thanksgiving Dinner
    And were all seated at the table
    The first thing I do is name the Turkey
    And make everyone uncomfortable

    A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA CLAUSE

    A little boy wrote to Santa Clause
    “Please send me a brother”
    Santa Clause wrote him back,
    “Ok, send me your mother”

    MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP

    My family all told me to stop
    Telling Thanksgiving jokes,
    But I had to say no, as I wasn’t
    One of those “cold turkey” blokes

    FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON

    For women the holiday shopping season
    Starts on all hallows Eve
    For men the holiday shopping season
    Starts on Christmas Eve

    GIVE THANKS FOR SOMETHING

    My Great Aunts cooking was so bad
    When we used to eat in her parlour
    My Dad told us that Thanksgiving
    Was to commemorate Pearl Harbour

    CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 5

    It’s Christmas Day in the workhouse
    Just another grey day to endure
    Jamie Oliver is cooking the dinner
    So, no Turkey Twizzlers in store

    BLACK FRIDAY IS AN ODD ACTIVITY

    Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony,
    For people who, from the moment they open the door
    Will fight tooth and claw over materialistic things
    That the day after celebrating all they were thankful for

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