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    Christmas 2018 # 2

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 21

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all down the Lane
    Not a creature was stirring
    Especially not Shane
    As like every year he was
    Passed out in a ditch again

    ONE OF SANTA’S REINDEER

    One of Santa’s Reindeer
    Is truly quite obnoxious
    And you’ll have guessed
    Its RUDEolph of course

    SURELY THERE SHOULD BE A LAW

    Surely there should be a law
    To punish those who play
    Christmas music, two months
    Before Thanksgiving Day

    WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA CLAUS?

    What nationality is Santa Claus?
    Is the question asked most-est
    Well he doesn’t really have one
    But North Polish would be closest

    WE MET AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

    We met at the Christmas party
    And I instantly fell in love with you
    The prettiest girl in the room by far
    Dressed in shades of Christmas hue
    And when I heard your joyous laugh
    The blissful love in my heart grew
    And though we had never spoken
    Nonetheless I somehow knew
    That for every Christmas to come
    In my future I'd still be loving you
    So, I look back, with you in my arms
    As my Christmas prediction came true

    TOBLERONE

    Toblerone, the perfect Christmas gift
    For the friends you remember
    At the very last possible moment
    On the twenty fourth of December

    NEUROTIC CHRISTMAS

    One Christmas I was given
    A neurotic clockwork Teddy
    And it was ready to play with
    As it was wound up already.

    OUR TURKEY GOT INTO A FIGHT

    Our Turkey got into a fight
    When he went to the Gym
    But he lost and other bird
    Knocked the stuffing out of him

    IF ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

    If asked what he did for a living
    He would have replied “I’m a spy”
    And when he hides in the bakery
    At Christmas he’s a mince spy

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 22

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the village
    There was a terrible smell
    Following a diesel spillage

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    All clever and cute!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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