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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 249

    IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR

    If your device is below par
    I have some advice for you
    Simply don't byte off more
    And more than you can view

    PURPLE FINCH

    Have you ever seen a Purple Finch?
    Apparently, I did indeed once see one
    I didn’t know it at the time of course
    Because they are Crimson

    MARITAL RELATIONS

    A post argument couple
    Drove down a country lane
    For quite a few miles,
    Choosing not to speak again
    Until they drove past a farm
    When he said, “Relatives of yours?”
    Referring to the pigs in a field
    “Oh yes,” she replied, “in-laws”

    GOLFING PERFECTION

    Golfers who try to make
    Everything perfect before they take
    The shot will not improve their lot
    And rarely make a perfect shot

    BE MY VALENTINES # 4

    On Valentine’s Day
    The near-sighted porcupine
    Fell in love with a pin cushion!
    And the elephant said to his girlfriend
    “I love you a ton!”

    COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN A CALIFORNIAN?

    Could Jesus have been a Californian?
    Well its true He never cut His hair
    He walked around in sandals
    And He started a new religion, so Yer

    THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE

    I dreamed one night that an Antelope,
    Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope
    But at the moment they expected least
    A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast

    THE HOKEY COKEY # 2

    Getting over my Hokey Cokey
    Addiction was very hard I found
    But with help from friends and
    Family, I've turned myself around

    THE NEW OWNERS WERE MEETING STAFF

    The new owners were meeting staff
    Walking around and glad-handing
    I said “I'm going to stand outside,
    So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding”

    A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME

    A girl said she recognized me
    And was perfectly sure
    It was at the vegetarian club,
    But I'd never met herbivore

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    Excellent!
    My favorites were the last one, and the Marital Relations one... ha ha ha!!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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