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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 248

    COMMUNICATION IS A CONSTANT WORRY

    Communication is a constant worry
    And which form works without fail
    So is the e-mail of the species
    Really more deadly than the mail

    KING GEORGE VI

    King George VI was not a George
    That’s hardly playing the game
    Imagine my complete surprise when
    I found out that Albert was his name

    WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE LOVER

    William and Claire were watching
    “Who wants to be a Millionaire”
    Which was while they were in bed
    And during the ads he said to her
    “Do you want sex?” and she said “No,”
    So, he asked “Is that your final answer?”
    “Yes” she replied without looking at him
    “Then I'd like to phone a friend Claire”

    GOLF V BASEBALL

    Golf is undoubtedly
    Harder than baseball.
    As in Golf, you must
    Play your foul balls

    BE MY VALENTINES # 3

    On Valentine’s Day
    The bat said to his girlfriend
    “You're fun to hang around with”
    And the paper clip said to the magnet?
    “I find you very attractive”

    COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN ITALIAN?

    Could Jesus have been Italian?
    Maybe, as he reputedly used olive oil
    He did have wine with all His meals
    And he did talk with His hands after all

    I WOKE UP THE DAY AFTER THE PARTY

    I woke up the day after the party
    With a penis drawn on my face
    But that wasn’t the worst of it
    The perpetrator had had to trace

    TWOK

    A Mexican friend of mine
    Was really cross
    After his car was stolen,
    Poor poor Carlos

    THE PHILANDERING POLAR BEAR

    The philandering Polar Bear
    Took a fancy to a kangaroo
    But when she stole his heart
    He knew he’d met his waterloo

    THE HOKEY COKEY # 1

    I just realised that I haven't done
    The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about.
    I guess that when you get older,
    You just forget what it's all about.

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    I can't remember that Hokey Cokey either. Good point about golf and baseball.

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    Ha ha, liked the Millionaire one the best!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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