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    What a coincidence

    A farmer went straight to the bar
    And ordered a glass of champagne
    The woman sitting next to him said,
    That she had already done the same

    “What a coincidence” the farmer said
    As they clinked glasses

    He told her it was a very special day
    And that he was celebrating
    She said it was special for her too
    And she was also celebrating

    “What a coincidence” the farmer said
    As they clinked glasses

    He asked what she was celebrating
    She said after many years of marriage
    And trying for a family with her husband
    She would soon need a baby carriage

    “What a coincidence” the farmer said
    As they clinked glasses

    He told her he was a chicken farmer
    And his hens had been infertile all year
    But that day they were all laying again
    And that was why he was in good cheer

    She said that it was indeed great news
    But asked what changes he had applied
    In order for them to become fertile again
    “I simply used a different cock” he replied

    The woman smiled, clinked his glass
    And said “what a coincidence”

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    Ha ha ha!
    Good one.
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    I also enjoyed Biggus. Thought I knew where it was going. I didn't.

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