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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 245

    PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3

    Practice makes perfect
    Is that the prerequisite?
    Well for me and my girl
    Practicing is the best bit

    THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT

    An important element of
    The Canine establishment
    Is the Dog Constabulary
    Known as Paw enforcement

    AFTER THE SCANDAL OF AID WORKERS

    After the scandal of aid workers
    And their relationships with prostitutes
    They needed to be reminded it seems
    That they were there for the destitute

    MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST

    My Great Uncle is a scientist
    As well as a keen horticulturist
    Which is quite evident to see
    As he’s growing a chemistree

    ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?

    Are you wearing a contented expression?
    You certainly have an air of being detached
    But then you’re a man and at the end of the day
    Which means if it itches, it will be scratched

    NICKNAMED SNOW PLOUGH

    When my brother was a young man
    He had a well-earned nickname
    They called him the “snow plough”
    Because of his appetite for cocaine

    A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (8)

    Dad said “I’m going to Thailand"
    I replied to him "To Bangkok?"
    He thought for a moment, then said
    "Oh no I certainly hope not”

    PEACHES SAID TO BIMBETTE

    Peaches said to Bimbette
    “I’ve slept with a Brazilian”
    “OMG Peachy” she retorted
    “How many is a Brazilian?”

    MY WIFE IS A BAKER OF BREAD

    My wife is a Baker of bread
    And rolls both plain and seedy
    She is a very difficult woman
    And I find her to be very kneady

    TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL

    Temple walls are straight and tall
    But my body is not like a temple at all
    I have curves and am short in stature
    I'm more like a disused rollercoaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggus View Post
    PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3

    Practice makes perfect
    Is that the prerequisite?
    Well for me and my girl
    Practicing is the best bit

    THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT

    An important element of
    The Canine establishment
    Is the Dog Constabulary
    Known as Paw enforcement

    AFTER THE SCANDAL OF AID WORKERS

    After the scandal of aid workers
    And their relationships with prostitutes
    They needed to be reminded it seems
    That they were there for the destitute

    MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST

    My Great Uncle is a scientist
    As well as a keen horticulturist
    Which is quite evident to see
    As he’s growing a chemistree

    ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?

    Are you wearing a contented expression?
    You certainly have an air of being detached
    But then you’re a man and at the end of the day
    Which means if it itches, it will be scratched

    NICKNAMED SNOW PLOUGH

    When my brother was a young man
    He had a well-earned nickname
    They called him the “snow plough”
    Because of his appetite for cocaine

    A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (8)

    Dad said “I’m going to Thailand"
    I replied to him "To Bangkok?"
    He thought for a moment, then said
    "Oh no I certainly hope not”

    PEACHES SAID TO BIMBETTE

    Peaches said to Bimbette
    “I’ve slept with a Brazilian”
    “OMG Peachy” she retorted
    “How many is a Brazilian?”

    MY WIFE IS A BAKER OF BREAD

    My wife is a Baker of bread
    And rolls both plain and seedy
    She is a very difficult woman
    And I find her to be very kneady

    TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL

    Temple walls are straight and tall
    But my body is not like a temple at all
    I have curves and am short in stature
    I'm more like a disused rollercoaster
    All of these little poems are AWESOME! Best batch ever, BIGGUS!!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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