‘There are only two types of people in this world’
He began,
As if to highlight he was a complete c unt
Those who say and those who do,
Givers and takers
‘There are only two types of people in this world ‘
He began,
I didn’t listen to the next bit
As I’d heard enough
I watched the station clock
Going tick tock tick tock
There are only two noises a clock makes
The train came in announced by the rails
I ate a peppermint
There are only two types of mint
Peppermint and spearmint
‘ There are only two types of people in this world’
He began,
I gave him a shove
He was the type on shiney rails
When the 8.47 arrived.