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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 244

    PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 2

    The old saying goes that “A volunteer
    Is worth Ten pressed men”
    Well volunteers are all well and good
    But a pressed man are really good
    At getting through narrow gaps

    THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT

    An important element of
    The Feline establishment
    Is the Cat Constabulary
    Known as Claw enforcement

    MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2

    My brother is a pessimist
    With all his nay-saying
    And a glass half full guy
    With his catastrophising

    ROSES ARE FLOWERS

    Roses are flowers
    Violets are flowers
    You’re allergic to flowers
    Ooops my bad

    WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO

    What does a time traveller do
    When hunger beckons
    It’s a simple enough solution
    He goes back four seconds

    IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

    I was looking for someone
    To make my heart race
    And my skin tingle
    I searched high and low
    Until I finally found her
    At a Singles Mingle

    ARE YOU WEARING A GARTER BELT?

    Are you wearing a garter belt?
    That would make my resistance melt
    You’ll be a sight to enhance and bolster
    Wearing a dirty gunslingers holster

    FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 3

    Friend’s first, then soul mates
    Then we spoke of matrimony
    Now our souls are intertwined
    Since we joined in holy monotony

    UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR

    Up on the dance floor
    I have two left feet
    And cannot impress
    The girls that I meet
    As I gyrate like my shorts
    Are full of live ants
    But I do much better at
    The dance with no pants

    A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9)

    Dad said “I’m going to Thailand
    To an island called Phuket”
    I replied to him "That will be nice,
    But you don’t say it like that”

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    I like catastrophising if I could only spell it. Good one about those roses.

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    Ha Ha, 'claw enforcement'...
    Also loved the Time Traveller one.
    Thanks for the chuckle!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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