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    It wasn't me Jerrybaldy's Avatar
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    My uncle is a serial killer
    But my aunty is alright
    My toe nails are quite cloudy
    But my daughterís very bright
    The gardenís full of weeds
    But my arms are strong
    My memoryís very short
    But my love is very long
    Iíve never broken a nose
    But there are some Iíd like to break
    Iíd rather kill for real
    Than to save another fake,
    Iíd like to risk my life
    For some accepted cause
    Have a certain look
    And a massive pair of balls,
    Iíd like to murder terrorists
    Before they reach the scene
    Whilst innocent of action
    But strapped with bombs and lean,
    As you donít eat
    When youíre gonna kill folk
    You suck on albumen
    And bloody up the yolk.
    My uncle is a serial killer
    But my cousinís doing well
    I think his dad has cut him
    But he swears that he just fell.

    For those who believe,
    no explanation is necessary.
    For those who do not,
    none will suffice.

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    TheFairyDogMother kiz_paws's Avatar
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    Interesting poem, loved the meter. All in all I enjoyed.
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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