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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 243

    IS IT PANCAKE DAY ALREADY?

    Is it Pancake Day
    Already? Oh dear
    Itís really crÍped up
    On me this year

    CWTCH

    There is a general misunderstanding
    That a cuddle is the same everywhere
    Well allow me to clear up the muddle
    Anyone can indeed hug, thatís true
    But only the Welsh can cwtch, and
    Theyíre so much better than a cuddle

    MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

    My brother is a pessimist
    With all his nay-saying,
    And a glass half full guy
    With his speclionegging

    PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 1

    The old saying goes that ďA volunteer
    Is worth Ten pressed menĒ
    Well volunteers are all well and good
    But a pressed man looks really sharp

    SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

    She was allergic to flowers
    I wish she had said
    Because I bought her roses
    And now sheís dead

    MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY

    My mother is judge and jury
    In our domestic establishment
    She ensures we all do our bit
    Itís known as Chore enforcement

    THEY HAD A ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT

    They had a rock and roll night
    At the care home, all very droll
    It was a quite sedentary evening
    And was more like Crock and Roll

    DO AS PHYLLIS SAID

    Do as Phyllis said
    And donít take flight
    When you have a row
    Last thing at night.
    Don't go to bed mad,
    Stay up and fight

    In Memory of The Late Great Phyllis Diller (1917-2012)

    THE ROWDY CROWD AT THE RODEO

    The rowdy crowd at the Rodeo
    Undermined the mediocre choirs morale
    Until the point that shots were fired
    In the gunfight at the okay Chorale

    MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION

    My wife wanted breast augmentation
    Because she was completely flat
    And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo
    So we negotiated, kind of, Tit for Tat

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    I like how pancake day crÍpes up and how one should stay up and fight.

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    pancake day is good one haha
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

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