You aren’t getting me with your Monday mornings
Depression and diets and nasal hair
Not with binge watching dabbing or flossing
Meaningless Andrew loydd Webber musicals
Face book f uck book or tinder
Religious text or fake sex
Not with your melted cheese fondue
F uck you
Not with your hidden belly
Or humourless chuckle
Dinner suits and cold soups
Fake
Fake fake
F ucking fake
Fake fake
F ucking fake
Fake fake fake
Wedding cake
Here
Have a flake
It’s fake
In association with
Fake
Fake fake f ucking fake fake fake
Be for real.