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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 233

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 377

    Mary had a little lamb
    She also had a lama
    And that’s because she’s
    A short sighted farmer

    MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 2

    My son jokes about my age
    He is always making light
    He says when I was a boy
    Rainbows were black and white

    THE SEX WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

    The sex was so good last night
    With my girlfriend Bimbette
    That after it was over even
    The neighbours had a cigarette.

    PUT DOWN # 59

    Put downs work the best
    For deflecting unwanted attention
    But try to be amusing
    As this relieves the tension
    If he says “you are the sun and the moon”
    Simply don’t be taken in by it
    And just say “I may love to shop
    But I'm not buying your bull****”

    BIMBETTE SAYS SHE CAN COUNT TO SEVENTY

    Bimbette says she can count to seventy
    But I think that’s very doubtful
    Because in my experience she always
    Finds sixty nine a bit of a mouthful

    ALL ABOUT RACIST SEAFOOD

    I saw something shocking
    On one of those nature programs
    All about racist seafood
    They were the Ku Klux Clams

    THE GRASS IS NOT GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE

    The grass is not greener on the other side
    Of the fence, that’s what they tell me
    But, what if they’re wrong about that
    And you never actually take a look and see

    I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SOMEBODY

    I always wanted to be somebody,
    Which proved to be impolitic
    Because I realize that maybe
    I should have been more specific.

    DYSLEXIC, AGNOSTIC, INSOMNIAC

    Dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac
    His traits were a catalogue
    And he stayed up all night
    Deciding if there really is a dog

    DR. PEPPER IS A DR.

    Dr. Pepper is a Dr.
    But that’s the twist
    But what kind,
    I guess he’s a fizzicist

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    These are GREAT!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    I like that black and white rainbow and the neighbors having a cigarette.

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