ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 3
Are you wearing odd socks?
Well it’s not quirky or hipster
And I don’t think it was your intent
I think you must have dementia
A GOOD SPORT
If you are thinking of taking up a sport
Then here’s a thought
If you are going to try cross-country skiing
This is what I’m thinking
Make sure you are well equipped to ski
And start with a small country
COLD SHOULDER
Always remember
You should never go to bed
On a cross word
After angry things are said
It’s more sensible
Not to go to bed angry, when
You can stay up
And calmly plot your revenge
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 1
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very droll
He says that my first passport
Was written on a scroll
PUT DOWN # 58
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he falters and flirts with you
He is only flattering to deceive
So ignore him, but if he persists ask
“If I throw a stick, will you leave?”
SOME PEOPLE ARE UP BEAT
Some people are up beat
And see life as a positive
But I was born to be a pessimist
Even my blood type is B Negative
SHOTS WERE FIRED AT THE CHOIR
Shots were fired at the choir
Which has affected morale
The Oklahoma News said
“Gunfight at the Ok Chorale”
BIMBETTE IS NOT THE BRIGHTEST
Bimbette is not the brightest
And living with her is very hard
In fact she’s the reason
The gene pool needs a lifeguard
I QUIT MY JOB AT THE REFINERY
I quit my job at the refinery
In the helium gas zone
It was a good job but I refused
To be spoken to in that tone
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 376
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
He’s the one in the muffin top
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