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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 223

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 397

    Molly, my sister and I fell out,
    And what do you think it was all about?
    Well I loved Miranda and so did she
    And she made Miranda cheat on me

    ARE YOU WEARING BLUE?

    Are you wearing blue?
    So tell me, what’s your story?
    Roedean and Oxbridge, I see
    So you’ll be marrying a Tory

    ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 9

    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
    Contrary to the rumour, live on
    They are based in Blackpool
    Where they do summer season

    THERE IS GREAT HUMOUR TO BE FOUND # 2

    There is great humour to be found
    Among the Brits in their abundance
    But for me the funniest of them all
    Have got to be those from Punzance

    EPIPHANY IS DESCRIBED IN THE LEXICON

    Epiphany is described in the lexicon
    Simply as a divine manifestation
    But when she disrobed before me
    It was a Magnificent Divest-ion

    LOVE IS ALL ABOUT SHARING

    Love is all about sharing
    It’s the corner stone, you see
    When my wife gets the flu
    She always shares it with me

    I HAD TWO EXAMS TODAY

    I had two Exams today, English Oral
    Followed by the French equivalent one
    They were both hard, the only difference
    Being the additional application of tongue

    I KNOW THEY’RE SMILEY

    I know they’re smiley
    And I might well be odd
    But I don’t like Dolphins
    And I’m a congenial bod
    It’s just because found
    They were a clicky pod

    MY YOUNG ACTRESS SISTER

    My young actress sister
    Has absolutely no shame
    But in Hollywood she has
    Found some level of fame
    She’s now “Doing a pilot”
    I didn’t ask for his name

    I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 3

    I have given up sex for Lent
    Which is to some small extent
    An empty gesture on my part
    As to stop I’d first need to start

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    Ha ha! All brought a smile, but my favorite was the sharing of the flu... oh yes indeed!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Another lot of funny pieces: thank you Biggus.

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    Sharing the flu, the French oral exam, giving up sex for lent, etc--all good ones.

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