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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 222

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 389

    If all the world was apple pie,
    Just like it was in my dream
    Then the oceans would be full
    Of delicious vanilla ice cream

    ARE YOU WEARING CAPRI PANTS?

    Are you wearing Capri Pants?
    You’d look at home on a yacht
    But I can say one thing for sure
    Audrey Hepburn you are not

    ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 8

    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
    Contrary to the rumour, are not dead
    They are in the Australian jungle
    Doing “I’m a Celebrity” instead

    ON BURNS NIGHT

    On Burns Night
    One thing you must do
    Is to eat the Haggis
    Before it eats you

    PAUL REVERE

    Obviously Paul Revere famously
    Rode his horse from Boston
    Because the horse was too heavy
    For him to carry to Lexington

    THERE WERE TWO FLAGS FLYING ON ADJACENT POLES

    There were two flags flying on adjacent poles
    In all weathers as wind and hail they braved
    And in all the years the two flags silently flew
    They never once spoke, they simply waved

    ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW

    St Patricks Day is one of the very few
    Acceptable times to wear body glitter
    When you have a reasonable expectation
    Of not being mistaken for a stripper

    OLD CLASSIC SONGSMITHS CROON

    Old classic songsmiths croon
    Their sweet romantic tune
    Of the lovers sweet embrace
    Beneath a silent silvery moon

    THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD

    The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road
    And the reason for that I bet
    Is quite simple and can only be
    Because he wasn't a chicken yet

    WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BLUE PLANET

    When I first saw the Blue Planet
    Being advertised on widely on TV
    I have to confess that nature wasn’t
    The first thought that came to me

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    Well, I looked up capri pants, and I'm glad I won't be Audrey Hepburn, I'll keep well away from that 50's style!

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    All very clever!
    Fave? The 'blue' planet...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BLUE PLANET

    When I first saw the Blue Planet
    Being advertised on widely on TV
    I have to confess that nature wasn’t
    The first thought that came to me

    Good one!

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    I liked the chicken, egg and crossing the street one best.

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    In 1950 I was 8, by 1959 I was 18, I must have blinked and so missed it.

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