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    Jokes for Humor and Laughter and Giggles all Around

    What do you get when cross a kangaroo with a rabbit? I don't know, but it has to be safer than crossing a kangaroo with a gorilla.

    Whats the difference between a lollipop and a Popsicle? You lick them both, but sometimes the Popsicle wines and licks you stuck.

    Whats similar between a coon and coonie? Just the first 4 letters.

    Whats the difference between a laptop and a notebook? Who cares they look the same to me.

    Whats do you get when you dig for oil? Not a thing, except maybe some water. You need to use an oil rig to dig for oil ! And then you only strike oil if you lucky or good.

    Why is the sky blue? Because someone decided to paint it that color.

    Is a turtle ever faster then a rabbit ? Yes, if you have a dead rabbit. By the way the turtle also wins on bugs bunny, but they tricked bugs bunny and its more than one rabbit.

    When did the turtle cross the street? I don't know, I was too tired waiting.

    What is black and orange? A bruised up pumpkin after Jason got through it.

    Is a Joker the best card on the deck? No, it is all relative to what you are playing.

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    I liked the one about the turtle and the rabbit.

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    A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."


    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

    The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.."

    "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****."

    "Well It was my first day with the hook"
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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