ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SLIPPERS?
Are you wearing Halloween slippers?
They look very cute it must be said
But I think they’d look much cuter
If I was to see them under my bed
I MET A GIRL ON HALLOWEEN,
I met a girl on Halloween,
Wearing blood suckers attire
But alas she wasn’t costumed
She was actually a vampire
THANK GOODNESS FOR HALLOWEEN,
Thank goodness for Halloween,
I can say that without hesitation
Because the cobwebs have suddenly
Become Halloween decorations
HALLOWEEN PROPOSITION
My future wife was dressed like a tart
When we first met on Elm Street
And she said very provocatively
“I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat”
HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE FEW
Halloween is one of the very few
Acceptable times to wear body glitter
When you have a reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY
Halloween is all about Candy
Which can be very droll
Unless she has daddy issues
And swings from a pole
WHY COULDN'T THE WITCH HAVE CHILDREN?
Why couldn't the witch have children?
It wasn’t just because she was a meanie
The answer is far more fundamental
Because her husband had a hallow weenie
I AM BEING HAUNTED BY
I am being haunted by
A dancing ghostly vision
Who really has the moves
So I call him Boogie Man
ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SOCKS?
Are you wearing Halloween socks?
Beneath your skirt? it’s hard to see
And gives me pause to wonder
How high they go above the knee