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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 218

    I ALWAYS FIGURED THAT MICHAEL’S FAMILY TREE

    I always figured that Michael’s family tree
    Must have been from the cactus family
    Because I’ve met the relatives of Mick
    And everyone on his family tree is a prick

    MONEY IS NOT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS

    “Money is not the key to happiness”
    That’s what they always say, but
    Of course if you have enough money,
    You can have your own key cut

    I JUST HEARD THAT THE SEXY GIRL

    I just heard that the sexy girl
    From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore
    Changed her name for the film
    She was Fanny Aplenty before

    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS BEING EXPLORED

    Artificial Intelligence is being explored
    By science, despite its inadvisability
    But then education and inquisitiveness
    Are no defence against natural stupidity

    AMIDST THE TERRIBLE TRAGEDY SADIQ

    Amidst the terrible tragedy
    Sadiq smiled, to his eternal shame
    But the reason for that was
    That he had found someone to blame

    THE WI-FI STOPPED WORKING

    The Wi-Fi stopped working
    As the family ate their stew
    And a teenager began talking
    The father said “Who are you?”

    IF HELEN WAS THE FACE

    If Helen was the face
    That launched a thousand ships
    Then Paris was the dick
    Who caused Troy’s apocalypse

    I THINK IT’S PROBABLY A MYTH

    I think it’s probably a myth
    Regarding multitasking women
    Like the Loch Ness Monster or
    Shy retiring used car salesmen

    WHILE EAVES DROPPING IN THE VESTRY

    While eaves dropping in the vestry
    I heard mention of a blasphemy palaver
    Or so I thought, but it turned out
    That the vicar said raspberry pavlova

    I AM NOT A HOUSE PROUD MAN

    I am not a house proud man
    By any means or measure
    I find it too much of a chore
    I am more a man of leisure
    So for me a clean flat is
    The sign of a broken computer

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    It is difficult to type when I am laffing!
    The first one started the rest with a bang -- I loved that one, ha ha ha!!
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    Nice ones. I especially liked the ones about the wi-fi failure and the information about how money can provide a key to happiness.

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    You made me laugh too, I’ll read some of them to my hubby, I’m sure he’ll laugh too.
    “Fairy tales don't tell children that dragons exist; children already know that dragons exist.
    Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

    G.K. Chesterton

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    MONEY IS NOT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS

    “Money is not the key to happiness”
    That’s what they always say, but
    Of course if you have enough money,
    You can have your own key cut


    love LOVE this one, if I have to choose

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