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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 216

    I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

    I was asked who I wanted
    My emergency contact to be
    It took me only seconds to reply
    “A good doctor obviously”

    NOW I’M NEITHER FOR OR AGAINST BUT

    Now I’m neither for or against but
    Four million, three hundred and seven
    People got married last year,
    But shouldn't that number be even?

    AS I LEFT THE STORE EMPTY HANDED

    As I left the store empty handed
    There was an awkward moment
    When I said repeatedly to myself
    “Just act natural, you're innocent”.

    I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep,
    Like Dad, peacefully without a fuss
    And not screaming and yelling
    Like the passengers did on his bus

    THE TECHNOLOGICAL AGE

    The technological age of the
    21st century is great, isn't it?
    When deleting history has become
    More important than making it.

    AFTER ALMOST FIFTY YEARS OF LABOUR

    After almost fifty years of labour
    I have failed to get ahead even a bit
    Because I started out with nothing,
    And I find that I still have most of it

    TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT

    Two wrongs don't make a right,
    I tell my daughter and her brother
    And if you need a good example
    Just look at me and your mother

    TEAM WORK IS IMPORTANT

    Team work is important,
    In fact its second to none
    Because it makes it easier
    To put the blame on someone

    IT NEVER DAWNS ON YOU QUITE

    It never dawns on you, quite
    How un-photogenic you are
    Until it’s time for a group photo
    And they hand you the camera

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT I HATE HIM

    I'm not saying that I hate him,
    But my dislike is well known
    And I’d unplug his life support
    In order to charge my phone

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    Good ones, especially the photogenic one and the need to charge one's phone and how two wrongs don't make a right and why an odd number of people got married last year and the rest.

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    Ahhh ... got my daily dose of WIT!
    Excellent as always, Biggus.
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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