MY FATHER IN LAW IS FULL OF IT
My father in law is full of ****
And I say that without hesitation
He would disagree obviously
As he would call it constipation
I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
I have come to the conclusion
That atoms are conniving
Deceitful and untrustworthy
Because they make up everything
IN HIS ADVENTURE’S
In his adventure’s against
Captain Hooks pirate band
Peter Pan always flies
Because he can Neverland
I LOVE MY PETER PAN JOKE
I love my Peter Pan joke
It’s the funniest I’ve told
And I tell it over and over
And it never gets old
I HAD TO BUY TROUSER SHORTS
I had to buy trouser shorts
Which were easy to find
The ones with Velcro on
The detectable leg kind
Expensive though, so the term
“Rip off” comes to mind
THE PIE FACTORY EXPLODED
The pie factory exploded
And it was carnage inside
There were also casualties
As 3.14 people died
THE KOALA WAS IN SOME DISTRESS
The Koala was in some distress
In fact he was in a proper mess
As he was told he wasn’t a bear
And he didn’t think it was fair
As he was one of nature’s creations
And he had all the koalafications
I HAD TO HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION ONE DAY
I had to have a blood transfusion one day
And my notes said I was blood Type A
But it was mistake which brought me low
And it was all the result of a simple Typo
I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY
I have an addictive personality
I think I must have that gene
I was even addicted to soap
But thankfully I’m now clean
IT'S NOT THAT I CAN’T JUGGLE
It's not that I can’t juggle,
That’s not the struggle
It’s just that I have to admit
I don’t have the balls for it